How Frozen should have ended....or maybe even did...

Be warned. What lies ahead may or may not effect you. Either way, I don't care. I had fun.

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.......I am one evil motherfucker; although there may be some of you that enjoy this, which includes me.

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I dun get it.

This is dumb.

This is dumb.

I thought it was great. I find it more satisfying than the original ending. I now imagine that since there is Elsa, who is cursed with ice, there would also be a man out there somewhere who is cursed with fire who has experienced similar catastrophies in his life(like burning down his home town and killing hundreds). A man who, once he hears about Elsa the evil ice queen, seeks to meet her out of sheer curiosity. The man being a damn near crazy and scarred fugitive who has been hunted to no end because of his history. He's crazy, but not a murderer or a psychotic killer; although he has grown accustomed to killing those hunting him down and is heavily scarred both physically and mentally because of it. He would arrive in the Frozen town, bewildered and fascinated by the still destruction and would find Elsa on the brink of insanity in her ice fortress/possibly attempting to commit suicide or freezing herself. She of course would doubt he is real because he wouldn't freeze like all the others when she encounters him. This being because of his fire-born curse. Instead he just emits a steamy mist because of her ice cancelling out his fire. Things would move on positively from there. I didn't daydream very far after that. I would think that in the end somehow someway they end up together, fucking angrily and constantly in their isolation, and having all sorts of super babies in their isolation. It's all just a happily ever after with two bat-shit crazy motherfuckers who were meant for each other and who both committed genocide to get where they are. Woohoo!

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Think what you want about what you just read. I don't care. It just feels fucking amazing to vent my daydreams

I dun get it.

Have you not seen the movie?

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I dun get it.

Have you not seen the movie?

Nope.

I dun get it.

Have you not seen the movie?

Nope.

Well then of course you're not going to get it.

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tl;dr

It's only 7 slides long with little to no words.

If frozen ended that way I might watch it.

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I don't get it.


But it looks like Princest.

2 vague 4 me

2 vague 4 me

She killed everybody. How can no one understand this?

Still haven't seen that movie.
Not a fan of musicals.

Still haven't seen that movie.
Not a fan of musicals.

It's not really a musical. Just a Disney movie with the couple of musical scenes that a Disney movie should be expected to have.

Still haven't seen that movie.
Not a fan of musicals.

It's not really a musical. Just a Disney movie with the couple of musical scenes that a Disney movie should be expected to have.

It had more songs closer together than most other Disney movies.

ive never seen it

This is dumb.

I thought it was great. I find it more satisfying than the original ending. I now imagine that since there is Elsa, who is cursed with ice, there would also be a man out there somewhere who is cursed with fire who has experienced similar catastrophies in his life(like burning down his home town and killing hundreds). A man who, once he hears about Elsa the evil ice queen, seeks to meet her out of sheer curiosity. The man being a damn near crazy and scarred fugitive who has been hunted to no end because of his history. He's crazy, but not a murderer or a psychotic killer; although he has grown accustomed to killing those hunting him down and is heavily scarred both physically and mentally because of it. He would arrive in the Frozen town, bewildered and fascinated by the still destruction and would find Elsa on the brink of insanity in her ice fortress/possibly attempting to commit suicide or freezing herself. She of course would doubt he is real because he wouldn't freeze like all the others when she encounters him. This being because of his fire-born curse. Instead he just emits a steamy mist because of her ice cancelling out his fire. Things would move on positively from there. I didn't daydream very far after that. I would think that in the end somehow someway they end up together, fucking angrily and constantly in their isolation, and having all sorts of super babies in their isolation. It's all just a happily ever after with two bat-shit crazy motherfuckers who were meant for each other and who both committed genocide to get where they are. Woohoo!

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Think what you want about what you just read. I don't care. It just feels fucking amazing to vent my daydreams

I like this idea

Sorry to tell ya but Frozen sucks!

How Frozen should have ended

Sorry to tell ya but Frozen sucks!

You probably didn't even read the OP. It is in no way supporting Frozen. Either way, you're just saying it sucks because it's so damn mainstream you fucking hipster.

If frozen ended that way I might watch it.

I wish they snuck a much darker ending like it in the DVDs. It would be wonderful It wouldn't ruin it for the kids in the theaters but would still satisfy the adults when they end up buying the dvds for their kids. They get curios and go to the special features on a separate disc(something the children never do) and see the different, "holy shit that was dark" ending.

Still haven't seen that movie.
Not a fan of musicals.

It's not really a musical. Just a Disney movie with the couple of musical scenes that a Disney movie should be expected to have.

It had more songs closer together than most other Disney movies.

True, but they were pretty damn bearable once you get rid of your manly pride. Acting uncomfortably during a song scene in a kids movie makes you look like less of a man. Not being able to handle the childish singing dosn't say much about your endurance.

Still haven't seen that movie.
Not a fan of musicals.

It's not really a musical. Just a Disney movie with the couple of musical scenes that a Disney movie should be expected to have.

It had more songs closer together than most other Disney movies.

True, but they were pretty damn bearable once you get rid of your manly pride. Acting uncomfortably during a song scene in a kids movie makes you look like less of a man. Not being able to handle the childish singing dosn't say much about your endurance.

Did I just get called a little bitch becuz I don't enjoy musicals?   

Still haven't seen that movie.
Not a fan of musicals.

It's not really a musical. Just a Disney movie with the couple of musical scenes that a Disney movie should be expected to have.

It had more songs closer together than most other Disney movies.

True, but they were pretty damn bearable once you get rid of your manly pride. Acting uncomfortably during a song scene in a kids movie makes you look like less of a man. Not being able to handle the childish singing dosn't say much about your endurance.

Did I just get called a little bitch becuz I don't enjoy musicals?   

Yes. Yes you did. Actually, it was more along the lines of you being a little bitch because you can't handle musicals.