What religion are you going to teach to your kids?

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None.

I'd say nothing of it until the subject comes up on its own, then I'll explain why it is most reasonable to assume there is no god.

Catholicism
But Not the strict kind.  Just do your sacraments, and we're good.

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None, I would let them gain their own opinion on religion as they grow up, that way it is truly their opinion.

LE EBIN FEDORA MAYMAY


LMAO THOSE SILLY ATHEISTS R SO DUMB HOW CAN THEY LIVE WITH NO GOD

MAN IM SO SMART BECAUSE I CAN DEBATE USING MEMES

>Being this butthurt over a gif

Talk about insecure.

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you'd be mad too if it came up every time you join one of these conversations.

Nah, you're just stupid.

I'll raise one a Christian, one a Muslim and one a Jew.

Then watch them fight for my affection :3

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No I'll probably never mention religion to them until they ask what certain things mean

I need to impregnate my mate first.

Nothing official, except for perhaps aspects of Buddhism .

My children shall be staunch Madokists.

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But that isn't a word

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Hi, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Kaname Madoka? She died for our sins.

Do I look like a pastor?

Learn for yourself.

The Imperial Truth.

Edgyism.

I need to impregnate my mate first.

Let's do it

my kids will be pastafarians

(I don't plan on having kids, dammit)

>implying I'm ever going to get laid
Probably nothing because they wont exist.
If they did I wouldn't force anything. My beliefs would be seen, but they would not be forced to go to church or believe in any God.

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The Imperial Truth.

So are you going with the Pre-Heresy Imperial Truth or the Post-Heresy Ecclesiastical Truth?

I wouldn't "teach" them anything. They would choose whatever they wanted when they got old enough.

Im not going to force anything on them. Ill let them make up their own mind.

Spoiler

Hi, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Kaname Madoka? She died for our sins.

Nah, can I just stick my penis in her?

Wait, how old is she?

Im not going to force anything on them. Ill let them make up their own mind.

So are you going with the Pre-Heresy Imperial Truth or the Post-Heresy Ecclesiastical Truth?

Pre-Heresy is  the best Imperial Truth. Post-Heresy Ecclesiastical Truth is a bad Catholicism rip-off.

Fuck that.

Kids are parasites.