You know who's worse than the Iroquois in Civ 5?

 
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The motherfucking Huns, that's who. The Iroquois may travel thousands of tiles just to settle near you and take 1 luxury resource tile, but the Huns will just keep making cities towards your empire and then declare war on you for no reason.


 
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Play Attila as the Western Roman Empire if you want to hate the Huns


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Play Attila as the Western Roman Empire if you want to hate the Huns
I was the Aztecs. Like come on Attila let me sacrifice my own people in peace.


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did i hear huns?

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hey
The Iroquois make me so mad

STOP SURROUNDING MY EMPIRE WITH YOUR TINY SIZE 1 CITIES

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE


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That's not Carthage

"Oh, you want to build all the wonders and take over the other continent? I already did that a century ago"


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
The Iroquois make me so mad

STOP SURROUNDING MY EMPIRE WITH YOUR TINY SIZE 1 CITIES

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE
Testing grounds for the Atom Bomb is the purpose


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That's not Carthage

"Oh, you want to build all the wonders and take over the other continent? I already did that a century ago"
Just play England and rush to the Renaissance

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That's not Carthage

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Just play England and rush to the Renaissance

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The motherfucking Huns, that's who. The Iroquois may travel thousands of tiles just to settle near you and take 1 luxury resource tile, but the Huns will just keep making cities towards your empire and then declare war on you for no reason.

You think that's fucking bad. I'm in the middle of a play-through where Etheopia just went full Hitler and wiped out Hawaii and Greece at the beginning of the game, and because if it he doubled my score and got several techs ahead of me. I got Japan and the Celts to go to war with them with me, but turns out they had no armies whatsoever.

Now at the end of the industrial era, ive pushed him back north to the old Greek border at Sparta, and have revived Greece, but he's reduced the Celts to a city state and now he has a city right on my doorstep, as well as Japan's to the east. He still controls the entire northern half of the map, an army that rivals mine, a fuck ton of cheat-built wonders, twice my score, still further ahead in tech, and has the votes of almost every city state in the game.

Where the fuck is Gandhi when you actually need him?
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That's not Carthage

"Oh, you want to build all the wonders and take over the other continent? I already did that a century ago"
Just play England and rush to the Renaissance

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Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
The motherfucking Huns, that's who. The Iroquois may travel thousands of tiles just to settle near you and take 1 luxury resource tile, but the Huns will just keep making cities towards your empire and then declare war on you for no reason.

You think that's fucking bad. I'm in the middle of a play-through where Etheopia just went full Hitler and wiped out Hawaii and Greece at the beginning of the game, and because if it he doubled my score and got several techs ahead of me. I got Japan and the Celts to go to war with them with me, but turns out they had no armies whatsoever.

Now at the end of the industrial era, ive pushed him back north to the old Greek border at Sparta, and have revived Greece, but he's reduced the Celts to a city state and now he has a city right on my doorstep, as well as Japan's to the east. He still controls the entire northern half of the map, an army that rivals mine, a fuck ton of cheat-built wonders, twice my score, still further ahead in tech, and has the votes of almost every city state in the game.

Where the fuck is Gandhi when you actually need him?
I always put Ghandi in my games because you never know when you're gonna need his nuclear powered elephant army to help you out.


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The motherfucking Huns, that's who. The Iroquois may travel thousands of tiles just to settle near you and take 1 luxury resource tile, but the Huns will just keep making cities towards your empire and then declare war on you for no reason.

You think that's fucking bad. I'm in the middle of a play-through where Etheopia just went full Hitler and wiped out Hawaii and Greece at the beginning of the game, and because if it he doubled my score and got several techs ahead of me. I got Japan and the Celts to go to war with them with me, but turns out they had no armies whatsoever.

Now at the end of the industrial era, ive pushed him back north to the old Greek border at Sparta, and have revived Greece, but he's reduced the Celts to a city state and now he has a city right on my doorstep, as well as Japan's to the east. He still controls the entire northern half of the map, an army that rivals mine, a fuck ton of cheat-built wonders, twice my score, still further ahead in tech, and has the votes of almost every city state in the game.

Where the fuck is Gandhi when you actually need him?
I always put Ghandi in my games because you never know when you're gonna need his nuclear powered elephant army to help you out.

Yeah until he glasses your entire continent because you picked a different ideology than him, or because you didn't assign one extra delegate to vote to pointlessly ban truffles.


 
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maybe we should have a civ v game night


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I love you, son.
I've been considering getting Civ V, but not sure if it's my kind of game.


 
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Man... I haven't played a game of civ v that wasn't all mod civs in a long time.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
I've been considering getting Civ V, but not sure if it's my kind of game.
Get it right now


 
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maybe we should have a civ v game night
Agreed. That would be pretty fun.


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That's not Carthage

"Oh, you want to build all the wonders and take over the other continent? I already did that a century ago"
Just play England and rush to the Renaissance

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Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?
If by trade you mean a highly profitable war of extermination, then yes.


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That's not Carthage

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Just play England and rush to the Renaissance

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Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?
If by trade you mean a highly profitable war of extermination, then yes.

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That's not Carthage

"Oh, you want to build all the wonders and take over the other continent? I already did that a century ago"
Just play England and rush to the Renaissance

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Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?
If by trade you mean a highly profitable war of extermination, then yes.

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