What video game power would you want IRL?

 
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I just asked my brother this, and he said double jump. As you can imagine, he took all of my wats away from me.
Haha remember I said that once when we were playing destiny and you acted like it was the dumbest thing you've ever heard

I think my brother was there when we had that conversation, that's why he said it.


It's such a stupid ability. When would you ever use double jump, honestly?
Literally all the time. Stairs? Fuck that double jump. Ball stuck on the roof? Fuck that double jump. Can't dunk a basketball? Now you can with double jump

1) You could just run up the stairs on all fours, like I do. Makes things much faster. 2) I think you're overestimating the amount of times a ball gets stuck on the roof. 3)And dunking is easy, just become black.

Actually did you know that double jump can save you from falls?

Jump off a skyscraper and double jump before you hit the ground.

But how many times would you need to save yourself from a fatal fall?

Once, if you're unlucky. Either that or you guys are trying to test Halo 3 style falls from orbit IRL.


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I just asked my brother this, and he said double jump. As you can imagine, he took all of my wats away from me.
Haha remember I said that once when we were playing destiny and you acted like it was the dumbest thing you've ever heard

I think my brother was there when we had that conversation, that's why he said it.


It's such a stupid ability. When would you ever use double jump, honestly?
Literally all the time. Stairs? Fuck that double jump. Ball stuck on the roof? Fuck that double jump. Can't dunk a basketball? Now you can with double jump

1) You could just run up the stairs on all fours, like I do. Makes things much faster. 2) I think you're overestimating the amount of times a ball gets stuck on the roof. 3)And dunking is easy, just become black.

Actually did you know that double jump can save you from falls?

Jump off a skyscraper and double jump before you hit the ground.

But how many times would you need to save yourself from a fatal fall?

Once, if you're unlucky. Either that or you guys are trying to test Halo 3 style falls from orbit IRL.

You kidding me? Think of the bets you could win.


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
I just asked my brother this, and he said double jump. As you can imagine, he took all of my wats away from me.
Haha remember I said that once when we were playing destiny and you acted like it was the dumbest thing you've ever heard

I think my brother was there when we had that conversation, that's why he said it.


It's such a stupid ability. When would you ever use double jump, honestly?
Literally all the time. Stairs? Fuck that double jump. Ball stuck on the roof? Fuck that double jump. Can't dunk a basketball? Now you can with double jump

1) You could just run up the stairs on all fours, like I do. Makes things much faster. 2) I think you're overestimating the amount of times a ball gets stuck on the roof. 3)And dunking is easy, just become black.

Actually did you know that double jump can save you from falls?

Jump off a skyscraper and double jump before you hit the ground.

But how many times would you need to save yourself from a fatal fall?

Once, if you're unlucky. Either that or you guys are trying to test Halo 3 style falls from orbit IRL.

You kidding me? Think of the bets you could win.

I like your style.