>Playing Civ 5
>Be Murica
>get done wrecking Songai's shit
>Gandhi starts taking shit for no reason
>Faggot doesn't even have an army
>I'm 2 era's ahead of this skinny Cuck
>My niggas from Siam also sick of India's bullshit
>Both invade him
>Roflstomp his capitol
>Pussies out of war and gives me 3 cities and all his resources
>#rekt
>Starts talking shit again next turn
>treaty expires
>fag tries to invade one of my city states
>Declare war again
>Begin mopping up his workers
>Literaly every one of them was kidnaped from another Civ
>One of these niggas is from Mongolia
>Mongolia aint even on this continent
>What the actual fuck dude?
>Finnish up invasion
>Gandhi pussies off continent with a settler
> /=
>get call from Aztecs
>denounced for Warmongering.exe
>MFW