Top ten reasons why Todd Howard is a piece of shit

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F3 and New Vegas are both great. New Vegas might be the best fallout game of all time.


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>implying Morrowind is good

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>implying Morrowind is good
You think Skyrim isn't  a shallow casualised RPG and has a good story and side quests that aren't copy/pastes going through copy/paste caves and dungeons and has combat that isn't just mashing the triggers.

The Dragonborn DLC was the best part of the entire game.


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F3 and New Vegas are both great. New Vegas might be the best fallout game of all time.
Fallout 3 sucked shit.
New Vegas' entirety was not touched by Todd Shiterd. It was made by Obsidian Entertainment
Know the difference between Bethesda Softworks and Bethesda Games Studio.
>implying Fallout 3 isn't great
>implying Fallout: New Vegas isn't amazing
>implying Oblivion isn't amazing
>implying Skyrim isn't amazing
>implying Morrowind is good
>Fallout 3 was and always will be objectively shit
>New Vegas wasn't made by BGS and is amazing
>Oblivion was and always will be objectively shit - I actually like this game, but it is terribly designed
>Skyrim was and always will be objectively shit
>Morrowind is the prime example of what a good RPG looks like


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>implying Morrowind is good
You think Skyrim isn't  a shallow casualised RPG and has a good story and side quests that aren't copy/pastes going through copy/paste caves and dungeons and has combat that isn't just mashing the triggers.

The Dragonborn DLC was the best part of the entire game.

This is coming from a huge Morrowind fanboy, but Skyrim's dungeons themselves were the best the series has ever had. Mostly because of the focus on the use of uniqueness and kitbashing as opposed to Morrowind's and Oblivion's use of warehouse cells for mass copy-pasting.

What made Morrowind's dungeons was the static loot system


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>implying Morrowind is good
You think Skyrim isn't  a shallow casualised RPG and has a good story and side quests that aren't copy/pastes going through copy/paste caves and dungeons and has combat that isn't just mashing the triggers.

The Dragonborn DLC was the best part of the entire game.

This is coming from a huge Morrowind fanboy, but Skyrim's dungeons themselves were the best the series has ever had. Mostly because of the focus on the use of uniqueness and kitbashing as opposed to Morrowind's and Oblivion's use of warehouse cells for mass copy-pasting.

What made Morrowind's dungeons was the static loot system
Skyrim's dungeons were just a bunch of rooms copypasted together too.
You just didn't notice it as much because they were smaller individual puzzle pieces rather than big cells.


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>implying Morrowind is good
You think Skyrim isn't  a shallow casualised RPG and has a good story and side quests that aren't copy/pastes going through copy/paste caves and dungeons and has combat that isn't just mashing the triggers.

The Dragonborn DLC was the best part of the entire game.

This is coming from a huge Morrowind fanboy, but Skyrim's dungeons themselves were the best the series has ever had. Mostly because of the focus on the use of uniqueness and kitbashing as opposed to Morrowind's and Oblivion's use of warehouse cells for mass copy-pasting.

What made Morrowind's dungeons was the static loot system
Skyrim's dungeons were just a bunch of rooms copypasted together too.
You just didn't notice it as much because they were smaller individual puzzle pieces rather than big cells.

Oh, I'm not disagreeing that it's copypasted, just saying that it's much less copypasted than previous games because of the smaller pieces used to create them, allowing for a greater variety.

But otherwise Morrowind was just far superior to it's successors


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So... I guess I'm going to have to pick up after your horrendous mistakes on here too?


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He ruined the Elder Scrolls franchise

Explain this shit now, i want to hear this because how the fuck did Todd Howard ruin the ES franchise, don't get me started on ESO, it's confirmed to be non-canon and i'm dam happy that it's not canon.
ESO wasn't even made by BGS, Todd Howard wasn't involved.
However, both Oblivion and Skyrim were inch deep kiddie shit.

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both Oblivion and Skyrim were inch deep kiddie shit.

How? Explain, I can understand why you don't like them but it doesn't hurt to explain why you do.
Poorly made and paced story, empty world, terrible combat, removal of attributes, removal of degradation, magic being gimped, gameplay being repetitive as fuck, terrible ass quest design for literally all the quests.

Seriously, the game screams, WE WANT YOU, DOUCHEBAG CASUAL

So..... Basically it's Satan is what you're trying to compare him to?

>Implying Fallout 3 and TES was a bad game.
It was and if you don't think they were terrible games you probably have brain cancer.

But I don't, swine.


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Fallout is alright. Nothing to get excited about IMO.


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Skyrim was fun
Oblivion was great
Morrowind sucked
Fallout 3 sucked
New Vegas is god tier
1. You have brain cancer
2. You have brain cancer
3. Full retard
4. You are correct
5. Todd wasn't involved with New Vegas, NV was developed by Obsidian Entertainment

Skyrim was fun
Oblivion was great
Morrowind sucked
Fallout 3 sucked
New Vegas is god tier

Only faggots hate Fallout 3.
Only people with brain cancer like fallout 3.