Top ten reasons why Todd Howard is a piece of shit

The Waifu Master · November 29, 2014, 03:37:54 PM

1. He ruined the Fallout franchise
2. He ruined the Elder Scrolls franchise
3. He ruins everything he touches
4. He is praised for making shit games
5. He is a loser
6. Bethesda Games Studios? More like BAD GAMES STUDIOS LOL
7. That haircut tho
8. Did I mention that he has no idea what makes interesting gameplay? Because he doesn't.
9. Fuck Todd Howard
10. Seriously, Fuck him.

King pesto · November 29, 2014, 03:45:38 PM

If you think Fallout 3 is a good game you suck

The Waifu Master · November 29, 2014, 03:48:24 PM

Quote from: Sargon of Akkad on November 29, 2014, 03:45:38 PM

If you think Fallout 3 is a good game you suck

this

Jono · November 29, 2014, 03:54:15 PM

Except Fallout 3 is a great game

The Waifu Master · November 29, 2014, 04:08:37 PM

Quote from: Jono on November 29, 2014, 03:54:15 PM

Except Fallout 3 is a great game

>Being this much of a loser

Jono · November 29, 2014, 04:10:17 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on November 29, 2014, 04:08:37 PM

Quote from: Jono on November 29, 2014, 03:54:15 PM
Except Fallout 3 is a great game
>Being this much of a loser

Stop being such a pegboy

The Waifu Master · November 29, 2014, 06:15:20 PM

Quote from: Jono on November 29, 2014, 04:10:17 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on November 29, 2014, 04:08:37 PM
Quote from: Jono on November 29, 2014, 03:54:15 PM
Except Fallout 3 is a great game
>Being this much of a loser
Stop being such a pegboy

You know you like it.

CyberGama · November 29, 2014, 06:24:33 PM

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He ruined the Elder Scrolls franchise

Explain this shit now, i want to hear this because how the fuck did Todd Howard ruin the ES franchise, don't get me started on ESO, it's confirmed to be non-canon and i'm dam happy that it's not canon.

Anonymous (User Deleted) · November 29, 2014, 06:59:55 PM

do not disparage the lord our Todd, who art in Aetherius

Quote from: CyberGama on November 29, 2014, 06:24:33 PM

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He ruined the Elder Scrolls franchise

Explain this shit now, i want to hear this because how the fuck did Todd Howard ruin the ES franchise, don't get me started on ESO, it's confirmed to be non-canon and i'm dam happy that it's not canon.

sauce for that?

CyberGama · November 29, 2014, 07:25:11 PM

Quote from: Kupo on November 29, 2014, 06:59:55 PM

do not disparage the lord our Todd, who art in Aetherius

Quote from: CyberGama on November 29, 2014, 06:24:33 PM
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He ruined the Elder Scrolls franchise

Explain this shit now, i want to hear this because how the fuck did Todd Howard ruin the ES franchise, don't get me started on ESO, it's confirmed to be non-canon and i'm dam happy that it's not canon.
sauce for that?

http://www.vg247.com/2013/06/13/todd-howards-next-game-looking-awesome-dont-expect-news-on-it-anytime-soon/

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They’re making an Elder Scrolls MMO and that is 100% unrelated to [the single-player series].

The Waifu Master · November 29, 2014, 07:38:50 PM

Quote from: CyberGama on November 29, 2014, 06:24:33 PM

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He ruined the Elder Scrolls franchise

Explain this shit now, i want to hear this because how the fuck did Todd Howard ruin the ES franchise, don't get me started on ESO, it's confirmed to be non-canon and i'm dam happy that it's not canon.

ESO wasn't even made by BGS, Todd Howard wasn't involved.
However, both Oblivion and Skyrim were inch deep kiddie shit.

Anonymous (User Deleted) · November 29, 2014, 07:44:21 PM

Quote from: CyberGama on November 29, 2014, 07:25:11 PM

Quote from: Kupo on November 29, 2014, 06:59:55 PM
do not disparage the lord our Todd, who art in Aetherius

Quote from: CyberGama on November 29, 2014, 06:24:33 PM
Quote
He ruined the Elder Scrolls franchise

Explain this shit now, i want to hear this because how the fuck did Todd Howard ruin the ES franchise, don't get me started on ESO, it's confirmed to be non-canon and i'm dam happy that it's not canon.
sauce for that?

http://www.vg247.com/2013/06/13/todd-howards-next-game-looking-awesome-dont-expect-news-on-it-anytime-soon/

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They’re making an Elder Scrolls MMO and that is 100% unrelated to [the single-player series].

I'm hoping that it means what you say it means, ESO broke the canon in so many ways

The Waifu Master · November 29, 2014, 07:45:00 PM

Quote from: Kupo on November 29, 2014, 07:44:21 PM

Quote from: CyberGama on November 29, 2014, 07:25:11 PM
Quote from: Kupo on November 29, 2014, 06:59:55 PM
do not disparage the lord our Todd, who art in Aetherius

Quote from: CyberGama on November 29, 2014, 06:24:33 PM
Quote
He ruined the Elder Scrolls franchise

Explain this shit now, i want to hear this because how the fuck did Todd Howard ruin the ES franchise, don't get me started on ESO, it's confirmed to be non-canon and i'm dam happy that it's not canon.
sauce for that?

http://www.vg247.com/2013/06/13/todd-howards-next-game-looking-awesome-dont-expect-news-on-it-anytime-soon/

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They’re making an Elder Scrolls MMO and that is 100% unrelated to [the single-player series].
I'm hoping that it means what you say it means, ESO broke the canon in so many ways

oh god did it

CyberGama · November 29, 2014, 08:23:34 PM

Quote from: Kupo on November 29, 2014, 07:44:21 PM

Quote from: CyberGama on November 29, 2014, 07:25:11 PM
Quote from: Kupo on November 29, 2014, 06:59:55 PM
do not disparage the lord our Todd, who art in Aetherius

Quote from: CyberGama on November 29, 2014, 06:24:33 PM
Quote
He ruined the Elder Scrolls franchise

Explain this shit now, i want to hear this because how the fuck did Todd Howard ruin the ES franchise, don't get me started on ESO, it's confirmed to be non-canon and i'm dam happy that it's not canon.
sauce for that?

http://www.vg247.com/2013/06/13/todd-howards-next-game-looking-awesome-dont-expect-news-on-it-anytime-soon/

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They’re making an Elder Scrolls MMO and that is 100% unrelated to [the single-player series].
I'm hoping that it means what you say it means, ESO broke the canon in so many ways

I can make a list on why it's broken, but I rather not because we all know that it did and we have to forget that ESO never happened.

CyberGama · November 29, 2014, 08:27:06 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on November 29, 2014, 07:38:50 PM

Quote from: CyberGama on November 29, 2014, 06:24:33 PM
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He ruined the Elder Scrolls franchise

Explain this shit now, i want to hear this because how the fuck did Todd Howard ruin the ES franchise, don't get me started on ESO, it's confirmed to be non-canon and i'm dam happy that it's not canon.
ESO wasn't even made by BGS, Todd Howard wasn't involved.
However, both Oblivion and Skyrim were inch deep kiddie shit.

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both Oblivion and Skyrim were inch deep kiddie shit.

How? Explain, I can understand why you don't like them but it doesn't hurt to explain why you do.

A Cheese Potato · November 30, 2014, 02:38:42 AM

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UnwornUniform · November 30, 2014, 02:52:09 AM

You gotta praise those fish lips tho.

BaconShelf · November 30, 2014, 05:20:08 AM

Fallout 3 was a good game, but not a good Fallout game. I enjoy it, but I just ignore the MQ because it sucks.

If only Van Buren was canon...

RadicalClass32 · November 30, 2014, 11:28:52 AM

So..... Basically it's Satan is what you're trying to compare him to?

>Implying Fallout 3 and TES was a bad game.

The Waifu Master · November 30, 2014, 10:07:35 PM

Quote from: CyberGama on November 29, 2014, 08:27:06 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on November 29, 2014, 07:38:50 PM
Quote from: CyberGama on November 29, 2014, 06:24:33 PM
Quote
He ruined the Elder Scrolls franchise

Explain this shit now, i want to hear this because how the fuck did Todd Howard ruin the ES franchise, don't get me started on ESO, it's confirmed to be non-canon and i'm dam happy that it's not canon.
ESO wasn't even made by BGS, Todd Howard wasn't involved.
However, both Oblivion and Skyrim were inch deep kiddie shit.

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both Oblivion and Skyrim were inch deep kiddie shit.

How? Explain, I can understand why you don't like them but it doesn't hurt to explain why you do.

Poorly made and paced story, empty world, terrible combat, removal of attributes, removal of degradation, magic being gimped, gameplay being repetitive as fuck, terrible ass quest design for literally all the quests.

Seriously, the game screams, WE WANT YOU, DOUCHEBAG CASUAL

Quote from: RadicalClass32 on November 30, 2014, 11:28:52 AM

So..... Basically it's Satan is what you're trying to compare him to?

>Implying Fallout 3 and TES was a bad game.

It was and if you don't think they were terrible games you probably have brain cancer.

Jocephalopod · November 30, 2014, 10:08:57 PM

he could fuck me with those eyes

The Waifu Master · November 30, 2014, 10:09:47 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on November 30, 2014, 10:08:57 PM

he could fuck me with those eyes

YouTube

Jocephalopod · November 30, 2014, 10:12:29 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on November 30, 2014, 10:09:47 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on November 30, 2014, 10:08:57 PM
he could fuck me with those eyes

YouTube

the reptilian will rise

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Statefarm · December 01, 2014, 06:09:06 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on November 30, 2014, 02:38:42 AM

Dat ending tho

Isara · December 01, 2014, 06:25:06 AM

This thread is terrible.

BrenMan 94 · December 01, 2014, 10:34:11 AM

He's an oil baron. What do you expect?

The Waifu Master · December 01, 2014, 10:44:03 AM

Quote from: Isara on December 01, 2014, 06:25:06 AM

This thread is terrible.

NUH UHHHHHH
UR TRRIBL

Quote from: BasedLove on December 01, 2014, 05:56:30 AM

Fallout 3 is a magnificent game.

Oh, look.
It's someone with brain cancer.

SecondClass · December 01, 2014, 11:09:11 AM

>implying Fallout 3 isn't great
>implying Fallout: New Vegas isn't amazing
>implying Oblivion isn't amazing
>implying Skyrim isn't amazing
>implying Morrowind is good