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A Karen Travis novel

I was only 12 years old

I loved Margret Parangoski so much

I had al the dossiers and ONIs clasifed documents

I'd pray to parangoski every night thanking her for the training that I'd been given

"Parangoski is love" I'd say "Parangoski is life"

Halsey sees me and calls me a pussy.

I call her a cunt.

She says " at least my mom wasn't a whore who left me in the trash" and sends me to be augmented

I'm dying now, and my skeleton hurts.

I lie in cryogenic, it's cold.

I feel a warmth moving toward me

Something touches me

It's Margret Parangoski

I'm so happy

She whispers in my ear "let's sell guns to The Covenant, LOL"

I am ready

Parangoski grabs me with her old lady hands and puts me on my hands and knees

I spread my pussy for Parangoski

She penetrates my butthole with her indoctrination and brainwashing

It hurts so much but I do it for Parangoski

I can feel the canon breaking as the lore goes to shit

I push against the Fanbase

I want to please parangoski

She roars a might roar as she fills my mouth with her ginger remedy for slipspace sickness.

Halsey walks in and says "fuck this I'm joining the Covenant"

Parangoski looks her dead in the eye and says "Enjoy the Spartan 4 program"

Parangoski retires from ONI

Parangoski is love Parangoski is life







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For someone who gets salty about Travissisty's work, you sure do love Reach.


 
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this is the part of the thread where I go
>halo novels that aren't written by Staten


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For someone who gets salty about Travissisty's work, you sure do love Reach.

Karen Traviss' books dont have the best Custom Games in the franchise or Jorge, or Buck, or New Alexandria, or Invasion, or infection on sword base, or armor customization, or emp grenade launchers
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For someone who gets salty about Travissisty's work, you sure do love Reach.

Karen Traviss' books dont have the best Custom Games in the franchise or Jorge, or Buck, or New Alexandria, or Invasion, or infection on sword base.
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Or Buck?
lol
He was literally a minute cameo. Hardly anything to shout about.

And lol
>swordbase
Just stop. That map was fucking awful.

Plus this is about story, not MP. Idiot.


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For someone who gets salty about Travissisty's work, you sure do love Reach.

Karen Traviss' books dont have the best Custom Games in the franchise or Jorge, or Buck, or New Alexandria, or Invasion, or infection on sword base.
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And lol
>swordbase
Just stop. That map was fucking awful.

Then stop trying to play invasion and hogball on it. I garuntee your experience will improve tremendously.

And you are under the impression that I think Reach's story is perfect, which I don't. I acknowledge its canon breaking flaws, and lore wise it probably would have been better as a fall of reach adaptation instead of noble team's story, but I do still think the campaign if you can get past that is serviceable on its own. It's definitely not the best halo story told, but as the story of the last days of a planet goes I think it does pretty alright. The charachters other than Jorge were definitely lacking, but I was having to much fun with actualy playing to realy care.
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For someone who gets salty about Travissisty's work, you sure do love Reach.

Karen Traviss' books dont have the best Custom Games in the franchise or Jorge, or Buck, or New Alexandria, or Invasion, or infection on sword base.
YouTube


And lol
>swordbase
Just stop. That map was fucking awful.

Then stop trying to play invasion and hogball on it. I garuntee your experience will improve tremendously.
Swordbase is universally awful map.

Your comebacks are ridiculous and childish. "hurr you obviously do this which is why you think it's bad".
Just stop. It makes you look like an even bigger moron.


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For someone who gets salty about Travissisty's work, you sure do love Reach.

Karen Traviss' books dont have the best Custom Games in the franchise or Jorge, or Buck, or New Alexandria, or Invasion, or infection on sword base.
YouTube


And lol
>swordbase
Just stop. That map was fucking awful.

Then stop trying to play invasion and hogball on it. I garuntee your experience will improve tremendously.
Swordbase is universally awful map.

Your comebacks are ridiculous and childish. "hurr you obviously do this which is why you think it's bad".
Just stop. It makes you look like an even bigger moron.
Damn, it seems like you have never played custom games on Reach. Akin to this supposidly terrible game, Halo 4 had to be modded heavily to become enjoyable matchmaking wise.
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Still more readable than the Forerunner Trilogy.

Spoiler
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For someone who gets salty about Travissisty's work, you sure do love Reach.

Karen Traviss' books dont have the best Custom Games in the franchise or Jorge, or Buck, or New Alexandria, or Invasion, or infection on sword base.
YouTube


And lol
>swordbase
Just stop. That map was fucking awful.

Then stop trying to play invasion and hogball on it. I garuntee your experience will improve tremendously.
Swordbase is universally awful map.

Your comebacks are ridiculous and childish. "hurr you obviously do this which is why you think it's bad".
Just stop. It makes you look like an even bigger moron.
Damn, it seems like you have never played custom games on Reach. Akin to this supposidly terrible game, Halo 4 had to be modded heavily to become enjoyable matchmaking wise.
Halo 4 became enjoyable after 343 stripped it back
Reach became playable after 343 patched it


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For someone who gets salty about Travissisty's work, you sure do love Reach.

Karen Traviss' books dont have the best Custom Games in the franchise or Jorge, or Buck, or New Alexandria, or Invasion, or infection on sword base.
YouTube


And lol
>swordbase
Just stop. That map was fucking awful.

Then stop trying to play invasion and hogball on it. I garuntee your experience will improve tremendously.
Swordbase is universally awful map.

Your comebacks are ridiculous and childish. "hurr you obviously do this which is why you think it's bad".
Just stop. It makes you look like an even bigger moron.
Damn, it seems like you have never played custom games on Reach. Akin to this supposidly terrible game, Halo 4 had to be modded heavily to become enjoyable matchmaking wise.
Halo 4 became enjoyable after 343 stripped it back
Reach became playable after 343 patched it
That's matchmaking. Reach was fun custom games wise. Halo 4 required mods to make it halfway interesting. A nice example would be the flood mode.


Also, what were you doing on reach that made it unplayable?
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Hyperbole is hyperbole

It's nothing to do with what I was doing


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Hyperbole is hyperbole

It's nothing to do with what I was doing
You must have struggled if you've only stumbled across armor lock and campaign. I was hindered by the former quite a bit, but not enough to say that its entirety was horrible and broken.
Last Edit: August 02, 2015, 12:01:45 AM by Vien