The most annoying characters in video games

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This fucker right here


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hi
Believe it or not, it actually takes a lot for a character to annoy me.

That said, Barry was the worst rival ever.

what was wrong with him
Mmm, to me he seemed... hyperactive.
I mean, seriously. His first line:
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"There you are! Hey, <player>! Did you just see the TV? Sure you did! Prof. Rowan's that really important guy who studies Pokémon, right? That means he must have lots and lots of Pokémon. So, if we ask him, I bet he'd give us some Pokémon! Oh, hey! Is this a new PC?! Uh... Where was I? Oh, right, right! We're going to go see Prof. Rowan and get some Pokémon. I'll be waiting outside. Ok, <player>? If you're late, I'm fining you 10 million!"

I always read his lines like he talked 10 times faster than anyone I know and he seemed really annoying to me. I partly can't explain why.


 
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Believe it or not, it actually takes a lot for a character to annoy me.

That said, Barry was the worst rival ever.

what was wrong with him
Mmm, to me he seemed... hyperactive.
I mean, seriously. His first line:
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"There you are! Hey, <player>! Did you just see the TV? Sure you did! Prof. Rowan's that really important guy who studies Pokémon, right? That means he must have lots and lots of Pokémon. So, if we ask him, I bet he'd give us some Pokémon! Oh, hey! Is this a new PC?! Uh... Where was I? Oh, right, right! We're going to go see Prof. Rowan and get some Pokémon. I'll be waiting outside. Ok, <player>? If you're late, I'm fining you 10 million!"

I always read his lines like he talked 10 times faster than anyone I know and he seemed really annoying to me. I partly can't explain why.
Damn right!
I'm still evading Barry's fine collection... With any luck I'll escape to the Orre Region and never see him again.


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There's a 93.848% chance that Fi is an obnoxious, disappointing, shit-tier companion.


A Cheese Potato | Legendary Invincible!
 
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Whisper in the first Fable game. She steals all your kills when you're trying to compete for who can kill the most Hobbes. And then when she is your partner in the 2 person section of the arena, she literally does nothing except walk into a spinning blade trap over and over, forcing you to fight a 2 person arena challenge by yourself.


 
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Rockets on my X
Whisper in the first Fable game. She steals all your kills when you're trying to compete for who can kill the most Hobbes. And then when she is your partner in the 2 person section of the arena, she literally does nothing except walk into a spinning blade trap over and over, forcing you to fight a 2 person arena challenge by yourself.

Slow Time and Magic Barrier are your friend.

My record was 49 hobbes to her 2.


A Cheese Potato | Legendary Invincible!
 
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Whisper in the first Fable game. She steals all your kills when you're trying to compete for who can kill the most Hobbes. And then when she is your partner in the 2 person section of the arena, she literally does nothing except walk into a spinning blade trap over and over, forcing you to fight a 2 person arena challenge by yourself.

Slow Time and Magic Barrier are your friend.

My record was 49 hobbes to her 2.
that doesn't excuse her being literally hitler


Ásgeirr | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Not the characters themselves but your pawns AI in Dragons Dogma is often infuriatingly stupid.


 
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Not the characters themselves but your pawns AI in Dragons Dogma is often infuriatingly stupid.
*Falls off a Cliff*

"AH! They have the advantage!"


Ásgeirr | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Not the characters themselves but your pawns AI in Dragons Dogma is often infuriatingly stupid.
*Falls off a Cliff*

"AH! They have the advantage!"
Maneater gets me

they run around the chest in panic


Sylvie | Respected Posting Frenzy
 
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This motherfucker


 
True Turquoise
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fuck you
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LEEOOOOONNNN!
Screw her man, no, just goddamn


Azure | Heroic Posting Rampage
 
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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.


Mattie G Indahouse | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

👩🏽:💔
YouTube


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey


This fucker right here

I sent his ass to the District in the Clouds.


Mattie G Indahouse | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

👩🏽:💔


This fucker right here
Then there are those maids in the castle that bitch at you. I kill him and them on all four of my characters games.


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
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LEEOOOOONNNN!
Screw her man, no, just goddamn
Leeooonn

She's more tolerable than most escort-ees. She even ducks when you aim in her general direction, so you can shoot over her.


Azumarill | Mythic Invincible!
 
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Ender
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Whisper in the first Fable game. She steals all your kills when you're trying to compete for who can kill the most Hobbes. And then when she is your partner in the 2 person section of the arena, she literally does nothing except walk into a spinning blade trap over and over, forcing you to fight a 2 person arena challenge by yourself.
that shit pissed me off so much.


 
Isara
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This one doesn't talk, but meeting him is the most annoying experience in the game for many new players.

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gats
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
cat's driving in reach is fucking tragic


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Navi. That is one of the reasons also why MM is better than OoT.


Kitsune 狐 | Mythic Invincible!
 
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Navi





 
Jono
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
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Psst... hey, I know you. Hail Sithis.


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Every child in Skyrim is a fucking asshole

"Oh another wanderer to lick my fathers boots, good job"

I installed a mod to just kill that bastard.

*sips tea >.> *