The Halo books are a joke.

 
 
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Something Something, arguing is one thing and flaming is another.

If you disagree with a user, kindly inform them of your objection in a manner that doesn't involve screaming 'kill yourself'.

I wasn't screaming. And since when did that violate the rules? Almost every single user says that shit here. Every time!
''kill yourself you autistic cuck''

''Get a rope and hang yourself. You mom should have had an abortion Challenger. ''

Now I might not be the most clear headed of people right now but I sure can see that this right here^ ain't halal.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Something Something, arguing is one thing and flaming is another.

If you disagree with a user, kindly inform them of your objection in a manner that doesn't involve screaming 'kill yourself'.

 Almost every single user says that shit here. Every time!

I mean he did break the rules but he kinda has a point with that part.


 
 
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Something Something, arguing is one thing and flaming is another.

If you disagree with a user, kindly inform them of your objection in a manner that doesn't involve screaming 'kill yourself'.

 Almost every single user says that shit here. Every time!

I mean he did break the rules but he kinda has a point with that part.
Not to derail this much further, but most people get away with the petty stuff it's when it goes from a bit of banter into full blown flaming that I roll out the warnings.


 
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I can tell Lemon to go kill himself and I'm going to rape his mother. It's a joke.
umm, rude


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I can tell Lemon to go kill himself and I'm going to rape his mother. It's a joke.
umm, rude

Rudeness is punishable by forced suicide and sexual abuse of the perpetrator's maternal parent.


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How many books are there, anyway?

that's a google-tier question, but whatever


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How many books are there, anyway?

that's a google-tier question, but whatever
Novels:
Spoiler
Standalone novels
The Fall of Reach (2001)
The Flood (2003)
First Strike (2003)
Ghosts of Onyx (2006)
Contact Harvest (2007)
The Cole Protocol (2008)
Broken Circle (2014)
New Blood (2015)
Hunters in the Dark (2015)
Saints Testimony (2015)
Last Light (releases this month)
Shadow of Intent (December 2015)

Forerunner Saga
Cryptum (2011)
Primordium (2012)
Silentium (2013)

Kilo-Five Trilogy
Glasslands (2011)
The Thursday War(2012)
Mortal Dictata (2014)

Comics:
Spoiler
Uprising
Helljumper
Blood Line
Fall of Reach (Boot Camp - Covenant - Invasion)
Initiation
Escalation

Graphic novels:
Spoiler
Halo Graphic Novel
The Cradle of Life (a web-comic)
Halo Wars: Genesis

Anthology:
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Evolutions
18 novels
6 comic series
3 graphic novels
1 anthology


 
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And they're all canon?


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And they're all canon?
Yes.
Although, The Fall of Reach novel had a reprint in 2011 to try and make Halo Reach (the game) fit into the canon after Bungie contradicted the original The Fall of Reach novel.


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lets not forget the magnificence that is the Traviss Trilogy guys

obviously the best of all halo books


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The books are terrible
That's because you're bad


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Ive read most of the new ones from the past few years....and Ive enjoyed them all >.>

I just like Halo in any media it comes in.


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lets not forget the magnificence that is the Traviss Trilogy guys

obviously the best of all halo books
But I liked those >.>



 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I still haven't been proven wrong.


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lets not forget the magnificence that is the Traviss Trilogy guys

obviously the best of all halo books
But I liked those >.>

thats quite the travissty of an opinion


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lets not forget the magnificence that is the Traviss Trilogy guys

obviously the best of all halo books
But I liked those >.>

thats quite the travissty of an opinion
Stahp q.q


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lets not forget the magnificence that is the Traviss Trilogy guys

obviously the best of all halo books
But I liked those >.>

thats quite the travissty of an opinion



>I was only 12 years old
>I loved Margret Parangoski so much
>I had all the dossiers and ONIs classified documents
>I'd pray to Parangoski every night thanking her for the training that I'd been given
>"Parangoski is love" I'd say "Parangoski is life"
>Halsey sees me and calls me a pussy.
>I call her a cunt.
>She says " at least my mom wasn't a whore who left me in the trash" and sends me to be augmented
>I'm dying now, and my skeleton hurts.
>I lie in cryogenic, it's cold.
>I feel a warmth moving toward me
>Something touches me
>It's Margret Parangoski
>I'm so happy
>She whispers in my ear "let's sell guns to The Covenant, LOL"
>I am ready
>Parangoski grabs me with her old lady hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I spread my pussy for Parangoski
>She penetrates my butthole with her indoctrination and brainwashing
>It hurts so much but I do it for Parangoski
>I can feel the canon breaking as the lore goes to shit
>I push against the fanbase
>I want to please Parangoski
>She roars a might roar as she fills my mouth with her ginger remedy for slipspace sickness.
>Halsey walks in and says "fuck this I'm joining the Covenant"
>Parangoski looks her dead in the eye and says "Enjoy the Spartan 4 program"
>Parangoski retires from ONI
>Parangoski is love Parangoski is life
>(Oh and Jul Mandama hates humans now or something)


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>Halsey walks in and says "fuck this I'm joining the Covenant"
She hasn't

Quote
>(Oh and Jul Mandama hates humans now or something)
His wife was killed when the ship she was on was destroyed by one of Thel's ships, but he believes it was humanity's fault.

Just saying


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Lemon's list doesn't count the Encyclopedias, essential visual guides and some of the limited edition content ikr Halo Wars: Genesis, Halsey's Journal or the Beastarium either.


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Lemon's list doesn't count the Encyclopedias, essential visual guides and some of the limited edition content ikr Halo Wars: Genesis, Halsey's Journal or the Beastarium either.
Oops
https://www.dropbox.com/home/Halo%20Books/Halo%20Books/Halo%20Comics?preview=Halo+Wars+-+Genesis.pdf
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Oh, god, there's already art of Olympia Vale and Usze Taham.



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Oh, god, there's already art of Olympia Vale and Usze Taham.



Um...there's porn already.
NSFW
SERIOUSLY


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Oh, god, there's already art of Olympia Vale and Usze Taham.



Um...there's porn already.
NSFW
SERIOUSLY

WHAT
WHY
Where does this shit come from?
Who the hell is taking time out of their day to do this?
How does this shit even get found?
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Oh, god, there's already art of Olympia Vale and Usze Taham.



Um...there's porn already.
NSFW
SERIOUSLY

WHAT
WHY
Where does this shit come from?
Who the hell is taking time out of their day to do this?
People like me.

It is thrown through the art community.
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Oh, god, there's already art of Olympia Vale and Usze Taham.



Um...there's porn already.
NSFW
SERIOUSLY

WHAT
WHY
Where does this shit come from?
Who the hell is taking time out of their day to do this?
How does this shit even get found?
It's like you've just discovered Rule34 is a thing or something.


 
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Oh, god, there's already art of Olympia Vale and Usze Taham.



Son' bitch.

I actually just noticed how similar her armour would be styled as somewhat ornamental like Sangheili gear. And the matching red to Usze's gear.

Hmm.


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Oh, god, there's already art of Olympia Vale and Usze Taham.



Son' bitch.

I actually just noticed how similar her armour would be styled as somewhat ornamental like Sangheili gear. And the matching red to Usze's gear.

Hmm.

343's art style in general makes most of the Spartan stuff look like Sangheili armour.