Dark Souls is too easy

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Or maybe you are too hard?

He's going to change his tune when he gets stuffed up the ass by smough/brogrestein.
Gang raped by the 4-6 kings if he's too slow.
And maybe molested by the bed of chaos.

And if none of these bosses do it for him, some of the lesser bosses have a chance. Every find of mine who's played dark souls has that one boss that's seemingly easy to everybody but hell incarnate, and vice versa, a boss that's hard as shit for everybody and a breeze for you.

It's all a matter of time on what snags him.

Already fought Smough and Snorestein, solo'd them as well. At first I was using the Zweihander, but it was too slow and left me vulnerable during/after attacks and I lost the first fight despite nearly killing one and severely wounding the other. So I changed my strategy and gained enough dexterity to wield the silver knight sword and upgraded it, it was much quicker and with good enough damage output to allow me to fight adequately alone. With the added mobility, I won the battle against them alone. Twas' a good battle.

I don't know about any kings or bed of chaos since I haven't gotten to those spots yet, but I suppose I'll find out when I get there. I bet they're casuls like all the rest though lolleoLOlol


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Or maybe you are too hard?

He's going to change his tune when he gets stuffed up the ass by smough/brogrestein.
Gang raped by the 4-6 kings if he's too slow.
And maybe molested by the bed of chaos.

And if none of these bosses do it for him, some of the lesser bosses have a chance. Every find of mine who's played dark souls has that one boss that's seemingly easy to everybody but hell incarnate, and vice versa, a boss that's hard as shit for everybody and a breeze for you.

It's all a matter of time on what snags him.
I don't know about any kings or bed of chaos since I haven't gotten to those spots yet, but I suppose I'll find out when I get there. I bet they're casuls like all the rest though lolleoLOlol



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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
It's hard if you don't know the enemy movements and attack patterns
It's hard if you don't go in blind and don't know what you're doing
It's hard if you don't use the tools that are given to you because it's 'nooby'
It's hard if you go into an area and don't know what to expect
It's hard if you don't know when to roll, block or parry
It's hard if you don't understand Estus and Stamina management
IT'S HARD IF YOU DON'T GIT. FUCKING. GUD.


 
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It's hard if you don't use the tools that are given to you because it's 'nooby'
do people seriously believe this

fuck this fanbase


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
It's hard if you don't use the tools that are given to you because it's 'nooby'
do people seriously believe this

fuck this fanbase
I mean people who try to make the game more difficult for themselves by not using certain things, then complain it's too hard


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i never made it through my first playthrough of Dark Souls. i really liked the game too.


 
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I suck at the game PvP-wise and sometimes PvE-wise, but all the bosses I breezed through because I had a friend that I always played games with back when DkS came out.


 
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It's hard if you don't use the tools that are given to you because it's 'nooby'
fuck this fanbase
You couldn't be more right, Verby.

DS fan base is cancer.


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It's hard if you don't use the tools that are given to you because it's 'nooby'
do people seriously believe this

fuck this fanbase
No offence Verby, but you really gotta stop being so casul


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
It's hard if you don't use the tools that are given to you because it's 'nooby'
do people seriously believe this

fuck this fanbase
No offence Verby, but you really gotta stop being so casul


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>Not rekking kids in the Burg as a sl5 Dragonman
>Not kicking peasants out of the forest dressed as a SP00KY skellington
Some dragoman tried rekking me in the Burg, so I WOTG the cunt off a ledge

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i mean yeah, if that's what the game boils down to--just nonstop rolling to avoid attacks and shit--then, yeah
bad game design

but i'm willing to bet that it's a bit of an exaggeration
And in Ninja Gaiden you roll, jump, block, and abuse invincibility frames.

I mean what else are you supposed to do to evade attacks? Surrender?
if you knew how to read, you'd know i used the term "nonstop rolling"
which means "nonstop rolling"

which doesn't mean jumping or blocking


 
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i never made it through my first playthrough of Dark Souls. i really liked the game too.
Is it because you're a ginger

Because souls

lol
>tfw not a ginger


 
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It's hard if you don't use the tools that are given to you because it's 'nooby'
fuck this fanbase
You couldn't be more right, Verby.

DS fan base is cancer.

No just Jim


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Wut ringz u got bithc?


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Wat r u, casul?
NO DEX, JUST STRENGTH

That is all.


 
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Rockets on my X
NO DEX, JUST STRENGTH

That is all.

50 dex 50 str for maximum fisticuffs power.

That is all.


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Wat r u, casul?
NO DEX, JUST STRENGTH

That is all.

50 dex 50 str for maximum fisticuffs power.

That is all.
99 str 15 dex for maximum manliness.


 
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Rockets on my X
NO DEX, JUST STRENGTH

That is all.

50 dex 50 str for maximum fisticuffs power.

That is all.
99 str 15 dex for maximum manliness.

But you need to punch things. Ring of Champions+Ring of Blades 2+Flynns Ring+Stone Ring=Wrestlemania every day


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Wat r u, casul?
NO DEX, JUST STRENGTH

That is all.

50 dex 50 str for maximum fisticuffs power.

That is all.
99 str 15 dex for maximum manliness.

But you need to punch things. Ring of Champions+Ring of Blades 2+Flynns Ring+Stone Ring=Wrestlemania every day
Let's see how long that lasts against the good 'ol Jester Thomas cosplay I have.


 
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Rockets on my X
NO DEX, JUST STRENGTH

That is all.

50 dex 50 str for maximum fisticuffs power.

That is all.
99 str 15 dex for maximum manliness.

But you need to punch things. Ring of Champions+Ring of Blades 2+Flynns Ring+Stone Ring=Wrestlemania every day
Let's see how long that lasts against the good 'ol Jester Thomas cosplay I have.

I enjoy emergency ring swapping to red tearstone. Doesn't always work and fisticuffs have horrendous range. But if I ever get a stunlock or a backstab.

Victory is sweet.


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Wat r u, casul?
NO DEX, JUST STRENGTH

That is all.

50 dex 50 str for maximum fisticuffs power.

That is all.
99 str 15 dex for maximum manliness.

But you need to punch things. Ring of Champions+Ring of Blades 2+Flynns Ring+Stone Ring=Wrestlemania every day
Let's see how long that lasts against the good 'ol Jester Thomas cosplay I have.

I enjoy emergency ring swapping to red tearstone. Doesn't always work and fisticuffs have horrendous range. But if I ever get a stunlock or a backstab.

Victory is sweet.
Blue + Red Tearstone rings make for an interesting build. You should give it a burl.


 
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Rockets on my X
NO DEX, JUST STRENGTH

That is all.

50 dex 50 str for maximum fisticuffs power.

That is all.
99 str 15 dex for maximum manliness.

But you need to punch things. Ring of Champions+Ring of Blades 2+Flynns Ring+Stone Ring=Wrestlemania every day
Let's see how long that lasts against the good 'ol Jester Thomas cosplay I have.

I enjoy emergency ring swapping to red tearstone. Doesn't always work and fisticuffs have horrendous range. But if I ever get a stunlock or a backstab.

Victory is sweet.
Blue + Red Tearstone rings make for an interesting build. You should give it a burl.

I've done so with slow builds when fighting spellcasters. That one last chance moment you have of actual almost short invincibility and extreme damage is a rush when it works.

Also.

Red tearstone and Alonne greatbow hunting is hilarious.