Skyrim- How did you kill annoying NPCs?

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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
I'm talking insufferable cunts like Nazeem and Heimskr.

No Nazeem, I don't care about your shitty Cloud District. In fact I don't give a shit about you so here have some Daedric Sword to the throat.

I'm still working on a way of getting rid of Heimskr. He talks too much.

 
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I don't kill people unless it's for a good reason. Like a DB assasination or something.

 
 
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fuck you
I don't kill them.

In-fact, I hardly killed any NPC in Skyrim.

Never joined the DB

 
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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Quote from: True Turquoise on November 07, 2015, 07:57:42 AM
I don't kill them.

In-fact, I hardly killed any NPC in Skyrim.

Never joined the DB

But killing people is fun.

 
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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
non.essential.

Spawn a dragon. Wait until target is an "unintended victim", then finish off the dragon and loot all the collateral damage.
Last Edit: November 07, 2015, 08:11:34 AM by SuperIrish

 
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Nazeem followed me into my house in Whiterun the other day and I beheaded him, executioner style. No guards came after me.

Felt great.

 
 
 
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<.<
>not making your player character nazeem
>not going around the holds of skyrim strangling the homeless

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Sneak attack stab trough the back

 
 
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<.<
Quote from: challengerX on November 07, 2015, 09:14:22 AM
I beheaded him in the street in front of everybody then just payed the fine.
Halal/10

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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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hey
I just sorta kinda maybe murdered Nazeem in broad daylight in the marketplace and no one cared, I didn't get a bounty or anything

 
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I didn't.

 
 
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I usually saved, went on a rampage, then reloaded.
Whenever I did kill anyone.

 
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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Quote from: LC on November 07, 2015, 11:52:35 AM
I didn't.

what an upstanding citizen

 
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Quote from: Byrne on November 07, 2015, 11:57:37 AM
I usually saved, went on a rampage, then reloaded.
Whenever I did kill anyone.

 
 
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Quote from: Big Boss on November 07, 2015, 06:05:23 PM
Quote from: LC on November 07, 2015, 11:52:35 AM
I didn't.

what an upstanding citizen

I prefer my game worlds populated.

 
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One time I was talking to that khajit from Winterhold's college, and then he suddenly broke off the conversation, turned ninety degrees to the left, walked into a river, sank to the bottom, and about ten seconds later his corpse floated up to the surface.

The realization that he'll never be as great a mage as me made him drown himself, I bet.

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Quote from: Big Boss on November 07, 2015, 07:52:01 AM

I'm still working on a way of getting rid of Heimskr. He talks too much.

Just sneak into his home while he's sleeping shoot him with a bow.

 
 
 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
1. Obtain Mace of Molag Bal
2. Kill important people with mace
3. Mace of Molag Bal takes their soul
4. Carry their souls around in Soul Gems

Cicero went with me everywhere around Skyrim

 
 
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Every NPC was either always the most boring NPC or the most annoying NPC.

Skyrim's NPC's are just fuck awful.

 
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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Quote from: Ushan on November 07, 2015, 06:23:07 PM
Quote from: Big Boss on November 07, 2015, 07:52:01 AM

I'm still working on a way of getting rid of Heimskr. He talks too much.

Just sneak into his home while he's sleeping shoot him with a bow.

His punishment must be more severe.

 
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Quote from: Big Boss on November 08, 2015, 06:30:35 PM
Quote from: Ushan on November 07, 2015, 06:23:07 PM
Quote from: Big Boss on November 07, 2015, 07:52:01 AM

I'm still working on a way of getting rid of Heimskr. He talks too much.

Just sneak into his home while he's sleeping shoot him with a bow.

His punishment must be more severe.

I shoot him in the dick.

 
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