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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
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I'm thinking of adding another review to my group of reviews.

What should I review? I kinda wanna do Pokémon Shadows of Almia
Your call. A Pokémon review would be cool. No one's ever done one of those yet.

I'm gonna have to re play the game(for the fifth time) and I may make a thread about the playthrough so that I can keep track of certain tidbits. It is one of my favorites though so I may have a bias.

Well shit, I lost my copy of shadows of Almia...

 
 
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Dang.

 
 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
Quote from: Verbatim on September 10, 2015, 09:44:45 PM
Dang.

I'll see if I can't use memory/youtube to refresh my memories. It won't be the best review sadly.

 
 
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Here's something I found interesting.
The following games have been given a perfect score by our reviewers:

GoldenEye 007 (5/5)
Max Payne 3 (100/100)
Metro: Last Light (A++)
Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor (5/5)
The Last of Us (A++)
This War of Mine (5/5)

All of them are Brute reviews.

Brute also gave BioShock Infinite a perfect score (A++, back when he used letter grades) in one of his earlier written reviews, but later redacted it to the less-than-perfect A- as soon as he started making video reviews.
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I find it amusing how often Brute has changed his scoring system over the years. He's sticking with the out-of-five system now, which I'm not a fan of, because it's not very precise. I think that works better with reviewing albums than it does games, but whatever.

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BioShock Infinite is literally a perfect game.

The other ones? lolno
it isn't though

 
 
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this is probably the worst thread to be having an argument in

 
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It has one of the best stories out of any video game ever. The gameplay is really fun, creative, and fast paced.
ahaha?

 
 
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Quote from: challengerX on September 14, 2015, 08:52:00 AM
Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on September 14, 2015, 08:50:25 AM
this is probably the worst thread to be having an argument in
To be fair I kinda just did a mini review on BioShock Infinite.
you did? link

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oh, you were talking about just now
never mind

 
 
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Quote from: challengerX on September 14, 2015, 08:54:44 AM
You know, I think I will write a BioShock Infinite review.
go ahead

i'd actually like it if people started reviewing games that have already been reviewed, so that we have more than one guy's perspective, you know

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
No Infinite was pretty shit, the gameplay was dreadful and held it back a lot.

 
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You enjoy a game series that focuses more on boobs, incest
What incest?
And the boobs are like a 5 second thing in a 50+ hour game.
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and confusing the fuck out of you with a shitty story
He said unironically after saying Bioshock Infinite has a great story.
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and subpar copy and pasted gameplay from Splinter Cell.
Literally none of them play like Splinter Cell either, which you'd know if you weren't talking out of your arse.

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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
>MGS releases in 1998
>Splinter Cell released in 2002

The b8 is pretty strong, Chally.

 
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let's let challenger save it for his review

 
 
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male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
Lol

"Incest"

What the fuck

 
 
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Quote from: challengerX on September 14, 2015, 12:14:06 PM
Pretty sure the female character with very little clothes on appears very frequently through the game and even starts stripping in a minute and a half cutscene.

The game is pervy as fuck.
You mean the character you can change the clothing of entirely, and can literally ignore throughout the majority of the game besides key plot points?

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How does BioShock not have a good story? The first one and Infinite alike are fantastically written and regarded by almost everybody as being great and having a huge unexpected twist. Especially the first one.
I never said anything about Bioshock 1, and I'm not debating its quality.
Infinite has a convoluted plot that attempts to be deep and philosophical, but it isn't, in any way, except to 12 year olds that still think CoD is a quality franchise.
People with an average IQ know this, and is why the story isn't praised, at all, unlike Bioshock 1.

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It's practically a carbon copy.
Damn, sure showed me there. Can't refute that.
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Quote from: challengerX on September 14, 2015, 12:28:53 PM
Dude why do you shill so hard and try to make t seem like nothing is wrong with your precious game? It's pervy as fuck. Get over it.
I never even said it wasn't, because it is. My previous points are still entirely valid.
It's also a little hypocritical for you to be calling me a shill.

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Explain how it's convoluted and isn't deep.
the whole multiverse theory, which it ultimately fails at.
The pseudo-deep dialogue.
The oh so great plot twist of Comstock being Booker. So great.
The plot twist that literally nobody saw coming (lol, it was so obvious)-Booker being Elizabeth's Dad.
Elizabeth warning Booker that going through tears is very dangerous the first time you go through, but then going through them multiple times later on like it's nothing.

I mean, it's not a bad game or anything, but it's okay at best.

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I did.
Please do actually enlighten me, though.
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How?
The Luttece twins being the same person was good. That was the only part that was done decently.

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The dialogue is great. Playing it again it's crazy some of the small things you can catch.
Yeah, it's cool how there's stuff you can miss. That wasn't even something I criticised, though, so why bring it up?

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Yeah. It is. That's literally what made KOTOR so famous.
Yeah, just like how splitscreen is why Halo is so famous, right?

lol

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I didn't see it coming exactly, but I had my suspicions. Doesn't make it bad, you're kind of supposed to suspect it the whole game.
Didn't say it was bad, just blatantly obvious from the get go, which is actually kind of a bad thing unless it was intentional.

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LOL Do you not remember the game or something? You don't what the fuck you're talking about.
Multiple times.
I wouldn't have bought it up if I hadn't played it because I wouldn't know, would I?

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It's an excellent game. It has an excellent plot, excellent gameplay, and excellent graphics.
It's an okay game at best.
The plot is only deep and sophisticated to people with double digit IQs and kids. The gameplay is as cookie-cutter as they come.

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What is a good plot to you? Halo 4? LOL
lmao, dude you like Bethesda games and Halo 3

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It's right there for everybody to see. Weapons, movement, stealth.

Not that it's a bad thing. I'd copy Splinter Cell too.
"It's right there for everyone to see"
>Lists nothing

All you did is the equivalent of saying CoD plays just like Quake just because it's an FPS.

 
 
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