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We like games here at Sep7agon. Some of us like them enough to write detailed essays or videos about them informing you of their quality (or lack thereof). To help organize and preserve these works, here is a thread compiling all the game reviews that have been created by our glorious community. Enjoy.

Oh, and if I'm forgetting any, feel free to post them below. That'll really help out.
And if you think I should format the thread differently, or if you have any other suggestions, that's cool, too. Thanks.



Standard reviews:

Your bread-and-butter type reviews. Standard game analysis written in an entertaining + informative fashion.

UPDATE: Now sorted alphabetically by game rather than by author. Click the author's name to see the review.

Full Game List (without reviews):
Ace Combat 6: Fires of Liberation
Alien: Isolation
Assassin's Creed III
Assassin's Creed: Unity
Azure Strike Gunvolt
Batman: Arkham Knight
Batman: Arkham Origins
Battlefield: Hardline
Beyond: Two Souls
BioShock Infinite
Borderlands 2
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare
Call of Duty: Black Ops II
Call of Duty: Black Ops III
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
Command & Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath
Company of Heroes 2
Condemned: Criminal Origins
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
Crysis 2
Crysis 3
Dark
Dark Souls II
Dark Souls III
Dead Space
Dead Space 3
Deadlight
Dear Esther
Defiance
Destiny
Dishonored
Doom 3 BFG Edition
Dragon Age: Inquisition
Dragon Ball XenoVerse
Duck Dynasty
Dying Light
Fallout
Fallout 2
Fallout 3
Fallout 4
F.E.A.R.
Far Cry 3
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
Far Cry 4
FIFA 17
Firewatch
GoldenEye 007
Gone Home
Grand Theft Auto V
Grim Fandango
Half-Life 2
Halo: Combat Evolved
Halo: Reach
Halo 4
Halo 5: Guardians
Heroes of the Storm
Hitman: Absolution
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number
Infamous: Second Son
Injustice: Gods Among Us
Insurgency: Modern Infantry Combat
Journey
Killzone: Shadow Fall
Max Payne 3
Medal of Honor: Warfighter
Metal Gear
Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake
Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes
Metro 2033
Metro: Last Light
Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor
Mighty Gunvolt
Mortal Kombat X
Natural Selection 2
Need for Speed: Most Wanted
Ori and the Blind Forest
PlanetSide 2
Pokémon Gold & Silver
Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia
Pokémon Red & Blue
Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire
Ratchet & Clank
Ratchet & Clank (2016)
Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad
Resident Evil: Revelations 2
Resistance: Burning Skies
Sleeping Dogs
Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2
Spec Ops: The Line
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom
StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
State of Decay
State of Decay: Breakdown
Super Mario 64
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels
Super Mario World
The Last of Us
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Order: 1886
The Walking Dead
The War Z
Thief
This War of Mine
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Blacklist
Tomb Raider
Tony Hawk's Underground
Whacked!
Wolfenstein: The New Order
World in Conflict
Xenoblade Chronicles X

A
Ace Combat 6: Fires of Liberation
Jono8.5/10

Alien: Isolation
AngryBrute4/5

Assassin's Creed III
AngryBruteB+

Assassin's Creed: Unity
AngryBrute(unfavorable)

Azure Strike Gunvolt
Mega Sceptile7.5/10
B
Batman: Arkham Knight
Jester(favorable)

Batman: Arkham Origins
AngryBruteC-

Battlefield: Hardline
AngryBrute2/5

Beyond: Two Souls
AngryBruteB+

BioShock Infinite
AngryBrute (written)A- (video), A++ (written)

Borderlands 2
AngryBruteA+
C
Call of Duty: Black Ops II
AngryBruteA-

Call of Duty: Black Ops III
Jono6.5/10

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare
AngryBrute4/5
Mistanosejob(favorable)

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
AngryBruteB-

Command & Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath
Jono8/10

Company of Heroes 2
AngryBruteB-

Condemned: Criminal Origins
AngryBruteA+

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
AngryBrute8.5/10

Crysis 2
AngryBruteB+

Crysis 3
AngryBruteD
D
Dark
AngryBruteF

Dark Souls II
MrPip428/10
Big Boss"Buy at full price!"

Dark Souls III
Big Boss"Buy at full price!"

Dead Space
Jim(favorable)

Dead Space 3
AngryBrute (written)B+

Deadlight
AngryBruteC-

Dear Esther
AngryBrute90/100

Defiance
AngryBrute (written)C-

Destiny
Neo(unfavorable)

Dishonored
AngryBruteA+

Doom 3: BFG Edition
AngryBruteA+

Dragon Age: Inquisition
MrPip427/10

Dragon Ball XenoVerse
Big Boss"Buy at full price!"

Duck Dynasty
AngryBrute1/5

Dying Light
AngryBrute4/5
F
Fallout
Fedorekd9/10

Fallout 2
Fedorekd9.5/10

Fallout 3
Verbatim7/10

Fallout 4
Luciana7/10

Far Cry 3
AngryBruteA+

Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
AngryBruteA+

Far Cry 4
Sprungli9.5/10

F.E.A.R.
o______________o(unfavorable)

FIFA 17 (beta)
BC(favorable)

Firewatch
EnderWolf10138/10
G
GoldenEye 007
AngryBrute5/5

Gone Home
AngryBruteA-

Grand Theft Auto V
AngryBruteA+

Grim Fandango (Remastered)
AngryBrute(favorable)
H
Half-Life 2
Verbatim7/10

Halo: Combat Evolved
Verbatim5/10

Halo: Reach
Tsukuyomi Blade(favorable)

Halo 4
AngryBrute (written)B+ (video), A- (written)

Halo 5: Guardians
MrPip427.5/10

Heroes of the Storm
Jono7.5/10

Hitman: Absolution
AngryBruteB+

Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number
AngryBrute(mixed)
I
Infamous: Second Son
AngryBrute3/5

Injustice: Gods Among Us
Jono8/10

Insurgency: Modern Infantry Combat
AngryBrute4/5
J
Journey
AngryBruteA+
K
Killzone: Shadow Fall
AngryBrute4/5
M
Max Payne 3
AngryBrute100/100

Medal of Honor: Warfighter
AngryBruteF

Metal Gear
TheBritishLemon6/10

Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake
TheBritishLemon6.8/10

Metal Gear Solid
TheBritishLemon9/10

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
TheBritishLemon8/10

Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes
AngryBrute4/5

Metro 2033
AngryBruteA-

Metro: Last Light
AngryBruteA++

Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor
AngryBrute5/5

Mighty Gunvolt
Mega Sceptile4/10

Mortal Kombat X
MrPip428/10
N
Natural Selection 2
AngryBruteA-

Need for Speed: Most Wanted
Jono8.5/10
O
Ori and the Blind Forest
AngryBrute(favorable)

Overwatch
Jono8/10
P
PlanetSide 2
AngryBruteC-

Pokémon Gold & Silver
Big Boss(favorable)

Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia
MrPip426.5/10 (unbiased), 8/10 (nostalgia)

Pokémon Red & Blue
Verbatim6/10
Big Boss(favorable)

Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire
Big Boss(favorable)

R
Ratchet & Clank
Jono9/10

Ratchet & Clank (2016)
Jono8.5/10

Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
Jono9.5/10

Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad
AngryBruteB-

Resident Evil: Revelations 2 (PC)
AngryBrute(unfavorable)

Resistance: Burning Skies
AngryBrute(unfavorable)
S
Sleeping Dogs
AngryBruteB-

Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2
AngryBrute (written)F

Spec Ops: The Line
AngryBrute (written)A+

SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom
Jono9.5/10

StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty
Jono9.5/10

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
MrPip428.5/10

State of Decay
AngryBruteC+

State of Decay: Breakdown
AngryBrute4/5

Super Mario 64
Mega Sceptile6/10

Super Mario Bros.
Mega Sceptile7/10

Super Mario Bros. 2
Mega Sceptile6.5/10

Super Mario Bros. 3
Mega Sceptile8.5/10

Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels
Mega Sceptile6.9/10

Super Mario World
Mega Sceptile9/10
T
The Last of Us
AngryBruteA++

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Big Boss(favorable)

The Order: 1886
AngryBrute3/5

The Walking Dead
AngryBruteA-

The War Z
AngryBruteF

Thief
AngryBrute3/5

This War of Mine
AngryBrute5/5

Tom Clancy's Spinter Cell: Blacklist
AngryBruteA-

Tomb Raider (2013)
AngryBrute (written)B+

Tony Hawk's Underground
Jono9/10
W
Whacked!
Decimator Omega7/10

Wolfenstein: The New Order
AngryBrute4/5

World in Conflict
AngryBruteA+
X
Xenoblade Chronicles X
SpartanT6/10




Mod reviews:

...If you're into that sort of thing.





Other game analysis:

In-depth game analysis that doesn't quite fall under the definition of a "review", but still contains some deft insight.





Only full reviews of games or game merchandise will be added unquestionably. I'm hesitant to add "mini-reviews" unless you have a substantial amount of them. Anything else, like "first impressions" threads, will not be included. Your review must have its own thread on this website, or be uploaded on the Sep7agon Gaming channel, in order to be included.

If you would like me to remove your review(s) from this thread, I suppose I could do that, but I'd rather not. I'll respect your wishes regardless—I would just prefer to keep this thread comprehensive, is all.
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uh, whatever

I'm aware that I don't have all of Brute's reviews listed yet--I just added the ones that he's actually made threads for.
I'll round up all the rest he has on the gaming channel.


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I totally do some retro ones if I weren't so bad with words.


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Pin this shit tho srsly


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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
I made a DA:I review a while back


 
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*Phew*

I think that's all of Brute's shit. I tried not to include his demo reviews, DLC/expansion pack reviews, or film reviews (obviously). Just his full game reviews. If anyone thinks I should include some of that other shit, pipe up now.

I made a DA:I review a while back
Would you mind finding it for me?


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
*Phew*

I think that's all of Brute's shit. I tried not to include his demo reviews, DLC/expansion pack reviews, or film reviews (obviously). Just his full game reviews. If anyone thinks I should include some of that other shit, pipe up now.

I made a DA:I review a while back
Would you mind finding it for me?

Here ya go Verb. http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=41619.msg803152#msg803152


 
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Here ya go Verb. http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=41619.msg803152#msg803152
Thank you. Do you just wanna go by Pip, or "Sargeant Pip", or what? How should I title your section?


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
Here ya go Verb. http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=41619.msg803152#msg803152
Thank you. Do you just wanna go by Pip, or "Sargeant Pip", or what? How should I title your section?

Pip, sargeant is just the theme


 
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You're up there.

Also, I found additional Brute reviews that he never bothered to make threads about here, apparently. <_<
I'll deal with this later. Because the links are intertwined with the titles, I'm gonna have to alphabetize it all manually. Ugh.

Maybe I should just put them in order of release, or something (as they are now).
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Going to add this thread to Icy's important gaming threads if you don't mind.
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Going to add this thread to Icy's important gaming threads if you don't mine.
I'd appreciate that.


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Brute has written reviews, too?... Damn. I guess I'll have to add those, too. Later.

oh
I mean, I was gonna wait until you completed the series, but I suppose that's gonna take awhile, huh.

Added.
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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
>.>


my name doesn't have spaces


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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Here's my Ace Combat 6 review and here's my Heroes of the Storm review if you want to add those.

I was thinking about making a review for Starcraft 2 for a while now but I'm still wondering on how I should write it out, since the final expansion will be releasing sometime over the next few months.


 
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Thanks, Jono.

Should I add Isara's short-lived Food for Thought series?

I'm leaning on no, because they're not "reviews", but they're pretty in-depth and well-written, to be honest.
Here's one she wrote on MGSV, because topical.
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I'm leaning on no, because they're not "reviews", but they're pretty in-depth and well-written, to be honest.
Here's one she wrote on MGSV, because topical.
Label them separately?


 
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Perhaps.

How do you feel about including this in here?


 
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Perhaps.

How do you feel about including this in here?

Holy shit, I forgot that was even written >.>

Go ahead, same with any of the others. I need to write more


 
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Go ahead, same with any of the others. I need to write more
You'll have to show me if there are any others.


 
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Go ahead, same with any of the others. I need to write more
You'll have to show me if there are any others.

http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=8232.0

Only other one I did, for now. Might have to revist the concept.


 
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OP spruced up a little bit. Trying to think of ways to make it a little neater.


 
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Brute's written reviews added. Still don't feel like alphabetizing all that shit.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I should make reviews of Nipponese ero VN's
Just may give me more drive to start/finish some...