Safe to say The Witcher 3 is a masterpeice!

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With shitty combat and a dumb story, the decent graphics (though not outstanding) and sex scenes are what keep The Witcher afloat on top of the droolings of 14 year old boys who think that all a game needs is good graphics and sex.
you think skyrim is good
mashing the trigger until the foe is dead is good combat
no story is a good story
copy/paste dungeons and caves is good world design

>Copy pasted dungeons/caves

LMAO you're delusional. Go back to Oblivion if you want to see truly copy paste caves n shit
why do that when there's skyrim?

Oblivion caves look exactly the same with the same layout. Every single one. Skyrim's caves are actually created ground up for diversity. To deny this is ignorance of the highest degree.
>ground up

Now you're just being dumb. A significant amount of Skyrim's caves and dungeons are very similar.

Yes, ground up. I mean shit, what do you expect a cave to look like? Caves are gonna look similar, there's not an extreme degree you can alter them. A cave's gonna look like a cave, and at least they vary the caves the best they can rather than literal copy paste from Oblivion. Stop being ignorant.
Even if that were true, that still doesn't make up for the rest of the game being a pretty mediocre game.

:^)

Except it's not, it's easily a 10/10 game in all aspects
L.M.A.O
That's the funniest thing I've heard all week.

I didn't know quality pieces of work were considered funny.
They aren't. That's why I'm laughing at what you said.

You're stupid
How ironic

>Implying


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92 metacritic = masterpiece? Shows how shitty AAA games are these days.


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92 metacritic = masterpiece? Shows how shitty AAA games are these days.
lol how does a 92 score from reviewers mean it's shitty?


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92 metacritic = masterpiece? Shows how shitty AAA games are these days.
lol how does a 92 score from reviewers mean it's shitty?
CAUSE ITS NOT 100!!!!

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92 metacritic = masterpiece? Shows how shitty AAA games are these days.
lol how does a 92 score from reviewers mean it's shitty?
I was saying it shows how bad other AAA games are in comparison if a 92 is considered a masterpiece.

A masterpiece is 95+ and even then its hard to call that a masterpiece.
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92 metacritic = masterpiece? Shows how shitty AAA games are these days.
Uhh what planet do you live on? A 92 is nowhere close to shitty.


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92 metacritic = masterpiece? Shows how shitty AAA games are these days.
Uhh what planet do you live on? A 92 is nowhere close to shitty.
Its not a masterpiece. I'm saying that if a 92 is a "masterpiece" then AAA must be in a poor state.


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92 metacritic = masterpiece? Shows how shitty AAA games are these days.
Uhh what planet do you live on? A 92 is nowhere close to shitty.
Its not a masterpiece. I'm saying that if a 92 is a "masterpiece" then AAA must be in a poor state.
Yeah, because Metacritic scores = deciding factor on a game's status
Totally.


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92 metacritic = masterpiece? Shows how shitty AAA games are these days.
Uhh what planet do you live on? A 92 is nowhere close to shitty.
Its not a masterpiece. I'm saying that if a 92 is a "masterpiece" then AAA must be in a poor state.
Yeah, because Metacritic scores = deciding factor on a game's status
Totally.

Well we can't judge it off our experience so...? Calling a game a masterpiece before we have played it is retarded.