Post a game ending without saying what game it is.

Doctor Doom · October 15, 2015, 11:53:43 AM

A man with a grudge gets in a car accident, dies from a disease shortly after.

Epsira · October 15, 2015, 11:55:43 AM

You fight an OP rancor ripoff as the space station careens on a crash course with a planet, then a wild series trope appears and deus-ex machinas the shit out of you. After destroying the rancor with frost-mage kiting you fly away on your ship full of space furries and your robot husbando.

Coco · October 15, 2015, 12:03:01 PM

He saves the princess, who doesn't put out.

Doctor Doom · October 15, 2015, 12:04:30 PM

Androgynous man and his dog seek the meaning of life, and question American ideals along the way.

Super Irish · October 15, 2015, 12:15:38 PM

Nuking a tattered copy of Darwin's "On The Origin of Species", witnessing it atop a TV-tower.

Spoiler

YouTube

Turns out that cutscene is on Metro Last Light, but technically it's the same event as the ending of Metro 2033.

Mat Cauthon · October 15, 2015, 12:20:10 PM

You kill a three headed dragon and the true bad guy gets btfo without the main characters knowing.

🍁 Aria 🔮 · October 15, 2015, 12:53:23 PM

You kill God. For the ultimate sin, he curses you to be participate in and scribe the destruction of universes in which you have no way to avert for all of eternity.

Saleem · October 15, 2015, 03:24:32 PM

Shitty QTE bossfight and then the ending cinematic rolls.

R o c k e t · October 15, 2015, 04:03:35 PM

THERE'S A GIANT WORM

I REPEAT

I GIANT WORM

eggsalad · October 15, 2015, 04:09:45 PM

Sit on the throne.

Luciana · October 15, 2015, 04:11:07 PM

Quote from: eggsalad on October 15, 2015, 04:09:45 PM

Sit on the throne.

Or walk out via PATCH THAT SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE

Azure · October 15, 2015, 04:11:57 PM

Quote from: Luciana on October 15, 2015, 04:11:07 PM

Quote from: eggsalad on October 15, 2015, 04:09:45 PM
Sit on the throne.
Or walk out via PATCH THAT SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE

DLC

Incan · October 15, 2015, 04:12:24 PM

You wake up.
Or you take over a position.
Or you become a God.

Luciana · October 15, 2015, 04:13:02 PM

Quote from: Azure on October 15, 2015, 04:11:57 PM

Quote from: Luciana on October 15, 2015, 04:11:07 PM
Quote from: eggsalad on October 15, 2015, 04:09:45 PM
Sit on the throne.
Or walk out via PATCH THAT SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE
DLC

No, the ending was added in free via update.

Get OUT of here with your "know it all" mentality >:c

eggsalad · October 15, 2015, 04:14:00 PM

Quote from: Luciana on October 15, 2015, 04:11:07 PM

Quote from: eggsalad on October 15, 2015, 04:09:45 PM
Sit on the throne.
Or walk out via PATCH THAT SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE

*buzzer sound*
youre wrong ha

Luciana · October 15, 2015, 04:15:08 PM

Quote from: eggsalad on October 15, 2015, 04:14:00 PM

Quote from: Luciana on October 15, 2015, 04:11:07 PM
Quote from: eggsalad on October 15, 2015, 04:09:45 PM
Sit on the throne.
Or walk out via PATCH THAT SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE
*buzzer sound*
youre wrong ha

I meant update

but oh. I thought it was Dark Souls 2 >.>

Incan · October 15, 2015, 04:15:10 PM

Quote from: eggsalad on October 15, 2015, 04:14:00 PM

Quote from: Luciana on October 15, 2015, 04:11:07 PM
Quote from: eggsalad on October 15, 2015, 04:09:45 PM
Sit on the throne.
Or walk out via PATCH THAT SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE
*buzzer sound*
youre wrong ha

Perhaps it is we who have sit on the Nuclear Throne?

Azure · October 15, 2015, 04:15:48 PM

Quote from: Luciana on October 15, 2015, 04:13:02 PM

Quote from: Azure on October 15, 2015, 04:11:57 PM
Quote from: Luciana on October 15, 2015, 04:11:07 PM
Quote from: eggsalad on October 15, 2015, 04:09:45 PM
Sit on the throne.
Or walk out via PATCH THAT SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE
DLC
No, the ending was added in free via update.

Get OUT of here with your "know it all" mentality >:c

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Tyger · October 15, 2015, 04:20:40 PM

Quote from: Incan on October 15, 2015, 04:12:24 PM

You wake up.
Or you take over a position.
Or you become a God.

bloodborne

Tyger · October 15, 2015, 04:22:52 PM

You hear really cool music and then you mess up some nerds garden by killing the last boss which is just 3 slightly taller versions of enemies that youve killed hundreds of already and then you almost bang a hot robot but you don't because T for Teen

Incan · October 15, 2015, 04:23:50 PM

Quote from: Tyger on October 15, 2015, 04:22:52 PM

You hear really cool music and then you mess up some nerds garden by killing the last boss which is just 3 slightly taller versions of enemies that youve killed hundreds of already and then you almost bang a hot robot but you don't because T for Teen

Luciana · October 15, 2015, 04:23:56 PM

Quote from: Azure on October 15, 2015, 04:15:48 PM

Quote from: Luciana on October 15, 2015, 04:13:02 PM
Quote from: Azure on October 15, 2015, 04:11:57 PM
Quote from: Luciana on October 15, 2015, 04:11:07 PM
Quote from: eggsalad on October 15, 2015, 04:09:45 PM
Sit on the throne.
Or walk out via PATCH THAT SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE
DLC
No, the ending was added in free via update.

Get OUT of here with your "know it all" mentality >:c
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There

also, why is Lightning in your avatar ._.? Please change, you're better than that.

Tyger · October 15, 2015, 04:24:56 PM

you dont finish the fight

Azure · October 15, 2015, 04:26:33 PM

Quote from: Luciana on October 15, 2015, 04:23:56 PM

Quote from: Azure on October 15, 2015, 04:15:48 PM
Quote from: Luciana on October 15, 2015, 04:13:02 PM
Quote from: Azure on October 15, 2015, 04:11:57 PM
Quote from: Luciana on October 15, 2015, 04:11:07 PM
Quote from: eggsalad on October 15, 2015, 04:09:45 PM
Sit on the throne.
Or walk out via PATCH THAT SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE
DLC
No, the ending was added in free via update.

Get OUT of here with your "know it all" mentality >:c
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There

also, why is Lightning in your avatar ._.? Please change, you're better than that.

To annoy you.

Luciana · October 15, 2015, 04:38:38 PM

Quote from: Azure on October 15, 2015, 04:26:33 PM

Quote from: Luciana on October 15, 2015, 04:23:56 PM
Quote from: Azure on October 15, 2015, 04:15:48 PM
Quote from: Luciana on October 15, 2015, 04:13:02 PM
Quote from: Azure on October 15, 2015, 04:11:57 PM
Quote from: Luciana on October 15, 2015, 04:11:07 PM
Quote from: eggsalad on October 15, 2015, 04:09:45 PM
Sit on the throne.
Or walk out via PATCH THAT SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE
DLC
No, the ending was added in free via update.

Get OUT of here with your "know it all" mentality >:c
More content
There

also, why is Lightning in your avatar ._.? Please change, you're better than that.
To annoy you.

You lie

Tsirist · October 15, 2015, 06:12:45 PM

kill the police captain

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · October 15, 2015, 06:24:17 PM

Your beloved pet's head ends up on a spike.

Cindy · October 15, 2015, 07:14:20 PM

You save someone else

Kiwicake · October 15, 2015, 07:17:16 PM

Quote from: Cindo on October 15, 2015, 07:14:20 PM

You save someone else

;~;7

True Turquoise · October 15, 2015, 07:18:12 PM

Your lover dies
Your family dies
You get killed and you lose.