Nuzlocke thread

Halal Food

Mujahideen

Halal Food

You jew.

negkdratio

Uncle Phil

Halal Food

you won brah

also what was with that islam theme

looks more like a buddhist to me lol

also what was with that islam theme

looks more like a buddhist to me lol

muslim women look like ninjas, what's your point

this whole time ive been looking at the wrong number

Whatever you catch next, name it Donaldo.

All right. Leveled up Azathoth, and it turns out that GyaraCUNT is stronger than her by a third of a point. Guess I'll take her, then. The other two will be boxed until I can find a more efficient and less time-consuming method of training them.

Otherwise, I officially have a full team now.

GyaraCUNT is stronger

Damn right

If you get her killed I will never forgive you

Agumon

there's no one to name right now

Why can I never think of witty Pokemon names when I'm trying to?

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Why can I never think of witty Pokemon names when I'm trying to?

that's fine

most of the names that have been come up with so far are anything but witty

Why can I never think of witty Pokemon names when I'm trying to?

that's fine

most of the names that have been come up with so far are anything but witty

But

But

Poop

Why can I never think of witty Pokemon names when I'm trying to?

that's fine

most of the names that have been come up with so far are anything but witty

I'll see if something genuinely funny comes to me before post #777.

Fighting Brawly. Kinda wishing Gamlet didn't die so early on.

...i got fucked up so bad lol

bulk up + karate chop + two crits in a row, one-shotting poop and halal food

i actually might have won, because bobby landed a critical headbutt, but i didn't get a flinch
so he didn't stand a chance

gg


my one chance now is to raise my remaining two magikarp to level 20 (so they can evolve), but i mean...

Actually, wait, I still have access to Slateport. There's all sorts of stuff there. This ain't over yet.

...i got fucked up so bad lol

bulk up + karate chop + two crits in a row, one-shotting poop and halal food

i actually might have won, because bobby landed a critical headbutt, but i didn't get a flinch
so he didn't stand a chance

gg


my one chance now is to raise my remaining two magikarp to level 20 (so they can evolve), but i mean...

this gym is always the hardest part of the entire nuzlock for me

Okay, this is pretty intense. I'm en route to Slateport right now, on a beach swarming with trainers. I brought out Ol'Greg and Azathoth, my only two remaining captures. Of course, they only know Splash, and my only method of training them right now is to use up all of Splash's PP so that I can use Struggle to deal some damage <_<

Since that's absolutely insane, my only feasible option right now is to stealth my way across this beach, after fishing for something on this route. I MUST catch a Tentacool. If I catch another Magikarp, I'm fucked.

Losing to Brawly made me lose about two Nuggets worth of cash, so I can't shop too heavily, either.


Shit, I just realized that I don't have any means of weakening the fucking thing. I have two Great Balls. Hmm.

I haven't went fishing yet, but that just occurred to me.

Okay, this is pretty intense. I'm en route to Slateport right now, on a beach swarming with trainers. I brought out Ol'Greg and Azathoth, my only two remaining captures. Of course, they only know Splash, and my only method of training them right now is to use up all of Splash's PP so that I can use Struggle to deal some damage <_<

Since that's absolutely insane, my only feasible option right now is to stealth my way across this beach, after fishing for something on this route. I MUST catch a Tentacool. If I catch another Magikarp, I'm fucked.

Losing to Brawly made me lose about two Nuggets worth of cash, so I can't shop too heavily, either.

pretty sure you can catch minun, plusle, gulpin, or electrike up ahead as well

pretty sure you can catch minun, plusle, gulpin, or electrike up ahead as well

Yeah, and there's a second fishing spot at Slateport itself. Hopefully I won't need it.


Looks like I'll need it.

Nerman

Pineapples

Magikunt

Pineapples

nice