Mario Kart 8 is fucking rigged.

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Every time I played my sister which is about 10 times now she wrecks me. Whenever she is in first place hardly anything happens to her. But when I am every asshole in that game fucks me over. One time I got dived bombed by those unfair blue shells 5 times. When ever she isn't in first place she hardly gets hit by shit. But when I am in the same position I get fucked up. Fuck me. 


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If you have a mushroom you can speed past the blue shells. Its really really difficult (you only have a couple frames to do it) but its so damn fun to do online.


 
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mario kart is the worst

like, it's not even fun, because of all its random, unfair bullshit

i don't even get why it's so popular


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mario kart is the worst

like, it's not even fun, because of all its random, unfair bullshit

i don't even get why it's so popular

Everything but the random unfair bullshit is great


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Mario Kart suffers from an intense case of "RNG bullshit". MK8 is just more noticeable because [I think] you have a higher chance of getting a shell, especially a blue one.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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Just watching this makes me want to go home and smash my Wii U with a sledgehammer
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Mario Kart suffers from an intense case of "RNG bullshit". MK8 is just more noticeable because [I think] you have a higher chance of getting a shell, especially a blue one.
i'm surprised you can even tolerate it, when it's basically brawl: racing edition

i mean, i'll play it, if i have company, and i'll have fun with it, but what perplexes me is when people get legitimately upset when they lose/get fucked over

because that's the name of the game


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Mario Kart suffers from an intense case of "RNG bullshit". MK8 is just more noticeable because [I think] you have a higher chance of getting a shell, especially a blue one.
i'm surprised you can even tolerate it, when it's basically brawl: racing edition

i mean, i'll play it, if i have company, and i'll have fun with it, but what perplexes me is when people get legitimately upset when they lose/get fucked over

because that's the name of the game
If I play Mario Kart, generally it's Double Dash. I only get mad at losing in games that reward based on metals/stars. If it's like Gran Turismo or Forza I don't give a shit, none of that really counts to a total. I just don't like not getting that 100% in games where the objective is to beat the highscore.


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Mario Kart suffers from an intense case of "RNG bullshit". MK8 is just more noticeable because [I think] you have a higher chance of getting a shell, especially a blue one.
i'm surprised you can even tolerate it, when it's basically brawl: racing edition

i mean, i'll play it, if i have company, and i'll have fun with it, but what perplexes me is when people get legitimately upset when they lose/get fucked over

because that's the name of the game
You've probably only played the Wii version of the game. Every other iteration of the game was actually good and didn't feel like random nonsensical shit.

The WiiU version has only 1 BS mechanic and that is the "Crazy 8"  item that gives you everything to win the game except for a blue shell. The Wii on the other hand has some of the most BS items in the game.

Recovery time in the Wii version of the game was ridiculously long and in every other iteration it was just about a second or less. The Wii version takes someone about 4 seconds to be able to move after getting hit which is pretty much a lost game after getting hit in first place.


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He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Mario Kart suffers from an intense case of "RNG bullshit". MK8 is just more noticeable because [I think] you have a higher chance of getting a shell, especially a blue one.
i'm surprised you can even tolerate it, when it's basically brawl: racing edition

i mean, i'll play it, if i have company, and i'll have fun with it, but what perplexes me is when people get legitimately upset when they lose/get fucked over

because that's the name of the game
You've probably only played the Wii version of the game. Every other iteration of the game was actually good and didn't feel like random nonsensical shit.

The WiiU version has only 1 BS mechanic and that is the "Crazy 8"  item that gives you everything to win the game except for a blue shell. The Wii on the other hand has some of the most BS items in the game.

Recovery time in the Wii version of the game was ridiculously long and in every other iteration it was just about a second or less. The Wii version takes someone about 4 seconds to be able to move after getting hit which is pretty much a lost game after getting hit in first place.
In pretty much every Mario Kart game since DD you can roll big, fat snake-eyes with the RNG and get completely fucked. It doesn't always happen all at once, but I've seen some fat horseshit in most Mario Kart games.


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Mario Kart suffers from an intense case of "RNG bullshit". MK8 is just more noticeable because [I think] you have a higher chance of getting a shell, especially a blue one.
i'm surprised you can even tolerate it, when it's basically brawl: racing edition

i mean, i'll play it, if i have company, and i'll have fun with it, but what perplexes me is when people get legitimately upset when they lose/get fucked over

because that's the name of the game
You've probably only played the Wii version of the game. Every other iteration of the game was actually good and didn't feel like random nonsensical shit.

The WiiU version has only 1 BS mechanic and that is the "Crazy 8"  item that gives you everything to win the game except for a blue shell. The Wii on the other hand has some of the most BS items in the game.

Recovery time in the Wii version of the game was ridiculously long and in every other iteration it was just about a second or less. The Wii version takes someone about 4 seconds to be able to move after getting hit which is pretty much a lost game after getting hit in first place.
In pretty much every Mario Kart game since DD you can roll big, fat snake-eyes with the RNG and get completely fucked. It doesn't always happen all at once, but I've seen some fat horseshit in most Mario Kart games.

I think i've had two games of the 60+ games where I got mad at the RNG, but really I should have just been mad that I chose to play on the hardest difficulty. If people want to play Mario Kart without items they can do so. They can also choose a more competitive friendly item set too.


 
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No, I've played Double Dash, and felt the same way.

*shrug*

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No, I've played Double Dash, and felt the same way.

*shrug*

And 64.

I forgot you were a Nintendo hater. Don't see why I bothered trying.


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He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Mario Kart suffers from an intense case of "RNG bullshit". MK8 is just more noticeable because [I think] you have a higher chance of getting a shell, especially a blue one.
i'm surprised you can even tolerate it, when it's basically brawl: racing edition

i mean, i'll play it, if i have company, and i'll have fun with it, but what perplexes me is when people get legitimately upset when they lose/get fucked over

because that's the name of the game
You've probably only played the Wii version of the game. Every other iteration of the game was actually good and didn't feel like random nonsensical shit.

The WiiU version has only 1 BS mechanic and that is the "Crazy 8"  item that gives you everything to win the game except for a blue shell. The Wii on the other hand has some of the most BS items in the game.

Recovery time in the Wii version of the game was ridiculously long and in every other iteration it was just about a second or less. The Wii version takes someone about 4 seconds to be able to move after getting hit which is pretty much a lost game after getting hit in first place.
In pretty much every Mario Kart game since DD you can roll big, fat snake-eyes with the RNG and get completely fucked. It doesn't always happen all at once, but I've seen some fat horseshit in most Mario Kart games.

I think i've had two games of the 60+ games where I got mad at the RNG but really I should have just been mad that I chose to play on the hardest difficulty. If people want to play Mario Kart without items they can do so. They can also choose a more competitive friendly item set too.
This almost feels enlightening in the sense that for the first time on this subject, I completely agree with Verb; there's not much of a point in gold staring the game if you turn off half of the options. If it's there, then it should be played that way even if I go bald because of it.


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
No, I've played Double Dash, and felt the same way.

*shrug*

And 64.

I forgot you were a Nintendo hater. Don't see why I bothered trying.
Verb has (I believe) every Nintendo console in existence and Super Metroid is his favorite game of all time. Verby don't give a shit who published the game, if he doesn't like it, he doesn't like it.
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This almost feels enlightening in the sense that for the first time on this subject, I completely agree with Verb; there's not much of a point in gold staring the game if you turn off half of the options. If it's there, then it should be played that way even if I go bald because of it.
I agree that a game should almost always be played with the default options but the default options can never please everyone. I always play my games at default as often as possible but I know that I could never play SSB with all items enabled because of how I personally enjoy the game. What I hate is when people say a game is bad because of the default options not being to their liking. If they want to play a game that isn't their style then they shouldn't complain about the game not being to their liking.


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The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
This almost feels enlightening in the sense that for the first time on this subject, I completely agree with Verb; there's not much of a point in gold staring the game if you turn off half of the options. If it's there, then it should be played that way even if I go bald because of it.
I agree that a game should almost always be played with the default options but the default options can never please everyone. I always play my games at default as often as possible but I know that I could never play SSB with all items enabled because of how I personally enjoy the game. What I hate is when people say a game is bad because of the default options not being to their liking. If they want to play a game that isn't their style then they shouldn't complain about the game not being to their liking.
Well it's not like he's saying the game's awful, just that he can't understand why people get so pissed at it and keep playing anyway.


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This almost feels enlightening in the sense that for the first time on this subject, I completely agree with Verb; there's not much of a point in gold staring the game if you turn off half of the options. If it's there, then it should be played that way even if I go bald because of it.
I agree that a game should almost always be played with the default options but the default options can never please everyone. I always play my games at default as often as possible but I know that I could never play SSB with all items enabled because of how I personally enjoy the game. What I hate is when people say a game is bad because of the default options not being to their liking. If they want to play a game that isn't their style then they shouldn't complain about the game not being to their liking.


Well it's not like he's saying the game's awful, just that he can't understand why people get so pissed at it and keep playing anyway.

mario kart is the worst

like, it's not even fun, because of all its random, unfair bullshit

i don't even get why it's so popular


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
This almost feels enlightening in the sense that for the first time on this subject, I completely agree with Verb; there's not much of a point in gold staring the game if you turn off half of the options. If it's there, then it should be played that way even if I go bald because of it.
I agree that a game should almost always be played with the default options but the default options can never please everyone. I always play my games at default as often as possible but I know that I could never play SSB with all items enabled because of how I personally enjoy the game. What I hate is when people say a game is bad because of the default options not being to their liking. If they want to play a game that isn't their style then they shouldn't complain about the game not being to their liking.


Well it's not like he's saying the game's awful, just that he can't understand why people get so pissed at it and keep playing anyway.

mario kart is the worst

like, it's not even fun, because of all its random, unfair bullshit

i don't even get why it's so popular
I missed that post, my mistake. Even still, nobody's really given reasons for why you should put up with the shit RNG the games have had in the past decade.


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I missed that post, my mistake. Even still, nobody's really given reasons for why you should put up with the shit RNG the games have had in the past decade.

I don't mind most Biased/Weighted RNGs in some games because it makes the game more enjoyable; however, I do not play games who's sole design in catered to RNG, hence why I put down Destiny and pretty much every other W-RPG out there.


 
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I forgot you were a Nintendo hater. Don't see why I bothered trying.
Verb has (I believe) every Nintendo console in existence and Super Metroid is his favorite game of all time. Verby don't give a shit who published the game, if he doesn't like it, he doesn't like it.
Thank you.

When have I ever given the impression that I'm a "Nintendo hater"?...