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>Still this Clusterfuckfeild 4: Slot Machine Gunplay Eddition is in a better state than the Master Chief Collection

It's 4:30am and I've had sleeping tablets and yet I'm still posting somewhat more coherently. Dragon pls.

I mean give it another half hour until I'm really out of it then it's a contest but still, pls.

Battlefield 4 has been fine since september last year.

The gunplay is still Destiny levels of bad

Weapon balance is on the same level

90% of conquest game play is dodging endless sniper pot shots

everyone uses AT rockets like Battle Rifles, Sniper Rifles as Submachine guns and Shotguns as Sniper Rifles

Team Deathmatch is still the worst designed of any game ever made

Javelins literaly dont even work

Packet loss even though my connection is fine elswere

and Infantry-Vehicle interaction is still a complete incoherant clusterfuck (ive seen bettter in fucking Civilization :Rev where pikemen can beat WWII bombers)
(for you)
But personally I don't think there is anything near destiny levels of one shot killing potential. A revolver with magnetic aim assist that's one shot kill for four shots at any range? Yeah they've got one of those in BF4.

Have you played since the recent patch?
They beat all of the tryhard high RPM guns in the kneecaps, now you can use pretty much any gun in the game and do well with it. Even the old piece of shit weapons like the nailgun are now viable. So GG on that front.

You mean sniping people with SMAWs and SRAWs? Yeah they do but funnily enough that takes a moderate amount of skill depending on the range. The splash damage means you need three shots to kill, but one impact will kill them.
Sniper SMGs? lol
I do love my fully automatic 1200 RPM L96A1. Unless you mean aggressive recon tactics which are only as effective as the user of those tactics. And they use Carbines or Iron-bolt actions, not SMGs sniper rifles.

Sniping with shotguns hasn't worked since BF3, slugs are terrible and have atrocious spread in BF4.

Which is why only mongs play TDM as their go-to game in Battlefield. Domination works much better and if it's just constant action you want then Metro/Lockers 24/7 fills that niche.

Javelins do work, they just aren't very good after they nerfed them following two months of them being unstoppable since you could juggle three ATGMs in the air to do a triple slam-jam on any unsuspecting tank.
If you want to kill a tank, use an RPG or C4 and not a lock on launcher like a leetle beetch.

Packet Loss is only an issue if you have ghetto wifi. If you use a LAN and aren't playing in servers full of Aussies/BRBRBRs then you are fine.

Incoherent clusterfuck? In what manner?
As in you can't do well in vehicles? Which is nonsense. Or that infantry get raped by everything? Which is nonsense. Or that Jihad is the go-to method for taking out tanks? Or is it just grasping at straws to make BF4 look bad because you don't want to accept that any of the major issues were fixed in the september patch and the balance issues were 90% fixed in the spring patch.


 
 
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Didn't he say we're hypocrites for bashing MCC....?

Anyway, the only real EOD moment I remember is taking on 2 tanks. One reversing too much and falling into the river and the other getting stuck, letting me kill it.
Hippocrates Oaf

lol, it's funny how much they panic >_>


 
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Didn't he say we're hypocrites for bashing MCC....?

Anyway, the only real EOD moment I remember is taking on 2 tanks. One reversing too much and falling into the river and the other getting stuck, letting me kill it.
Hippocrates Oaf

lol, it's funny how much they panic >_>
Even when you try your luck as a medic and charge a tank, they jump out like an idiot.

Free tank for me.


 
 
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ahhh damn i loved to use gadgets to make people buttmad

one of my favorite things to do was to use the MAV and push people off buildings, especially the buildings at the 1st set of m-coms on Shangai (this was wayyy before the big patch, so the helicopters still existed at the very start of shangai rush)

and, i remember this one time i was playing rush shangai, 4th set of m-coms (the ones at the mall) and this guy would camp the elevator and place c4/claymore... i used my mav, and as soon as he set a c4, i would detonate it (blow him up as soon as the c4 left his hands)

he just kept doing it and doing it, each time being more wary. i got all sneaky and kept blowing him up. after the game ended, i think he set me a message, being like "FUCK OFF" or something like that. i can't remember, if only i took a picture of it or something :/

god the mav is great
lolol

MAV Squad is a lot of fun, especially on Caspian border. I just flew around taking out landmine clusters whenever a tank drove near them (friendly mines to the enemy tank). A pity you can't squish people with it anymore but ah well. The explosives detonation stuff is e.e/10


 
 
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Give me a wiki of the EOD bot
http://battlefield.wikia.com/wiki/EOD_Bot

In description terms it's

A little Wall-E shaped creature that drives towards the enemy with a blowtorch ontop of it that sounds like REEEEEEEEE when you fire it up on someone. You drive around and set people on fire when they don't expect it and they die to one of the most humiliating ways to die e.e


 
 
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Oh, you're that guy...
Depends what day of the week it is, if it ends in a Y then chances are that is me.

Shitbucketing it up in the normal manner gets a little stale after a while so I turn my talents to tormenting the enemy team <___<


 
 
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I sometimes hid near a Vehicle of interest in Halo games, only to hijack it after an enemy got in, although I never got any angry messages for it.
Hehe >_>
I love using the UCAV on hardcore. It's relatively a one hit kill then so imagining the look of terror on someone's face when they hear one is always funny.
The original REEE machine, back when the cooldown wasn't arse that used to be so funny on Rush. Just every 20 seconds another screaming missile coming straight for the MCOM e.e


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I sometimes hid near a Vehicle of interest in Halo games, only to hijack it after an enemy got in, although I never got any angry messages for it.
Hehe >_>
I love using the UCAV on hardcore. It's relatively a one hit kill then so imagining the look of terror on someone's face when they hear one is always funny.
The original REEE machine, back when the cooldown wasn't arse that used to be so funny on Rush. Just every 20 seconds another screaming missile coming straight for the MCOM e.e

I've taken it upon myself to ply hardcore as anti-sniper guy with UCAV.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
ive mentioned this like a hundred times but throwing C4 on my teams feet and waiting for an enemy to blow em up.

It was the best in maps with chokepoints, laughed my ass off everytime.


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ive mentioned this like a hundred times but throwing C4 on my teams feet and waiting for an enemy to blow em up.

It was the best in maps with chokepoints, laughed my ass off everytime.

Oh god you've just reminded me of this video where this guy is on Metro on Conquest Large. Runs round the back f the enemy team's cluster point and a couple o C4 charges gains him several dozen kills and thousands of points.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
ive mentioned this like a hundred times but throwing C4 on my teams feet and waiting for an enemy to blow em up.

It was the best in maps with chokepoints, laughed my ass off everytime.

Oh god you've just reminded me of this video where this guy is on Metro on Conquest Large. Runs round the back f the enemy team's cluster point and a couple o C4 charges gains him several dozen kills and thousands of points.
I scored some lucky enemy a shit ton of points everytime lol


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
EOD bot MCOM camping is bliss.

*clears throat for David Attenborough voice*

"A lone enemy thinks the MCOM has been cleared of campers, but they fail to notice the little robot watching his movements in a clearing by some cardboard boxes. While the enemy arms, the EOD "pounces", spearing whilst also cooking his prey. Hunting season is every season for this EOD bot since all the experienced players have moved onto BF4 or Hardline, leaving only the young, the old, and the sick for easy pickings"

I've been banned a few times on rented servers because of this... a bargain for every kill. I wonder, does the EOD bot have a mastery medal like other weapons on BF3? I will find out soon enough...