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i think i've 100% had it with quickplay


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i think i've 100% had it with quickplay

What? Do you not like getting into 1 stock camping wars against snake on 75m with the Smash Ball on, AND having it affect your GSP?


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I don't know, maybee BigBoss had the right idea in just putting the game down forever. These games are just 99% stress inducing and just make me genuinely feel like killing myself. It feels like I'm only getting worse the more I play instead of improving. I don't even know what I'm stressing myself out over anymore because I'm not having fun.


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
I don't know, maybee BigBoss had the right idea in just putting the game down forever. These games are just 99% stress inducing and just make me genuinely feel like killing myself. It feels like I'm only getting worse the more I play instead of improving. I don't even know what I'm stressing myself out over anymore because I'm not having fun.

I think this is probably a problem you have intrinsically and blaming it on the game isn't going to help you in the long run. Seek out some help.


 
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since quitting quickplay, i've been having a grand old time with this game, doing online tournaments and just doing lobbies with friends

my new squad (for the time being) is simon, puff, roy, ganon, and falcon

i'm sad that lucario and sheik didn't pan out, and i hope they become more usable in the next patch


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Went 2/2 in our school tournament today. Lost to Roy and K. Rool.
Getting past Roy's edgeguarding was painful , and although I don't want to take credit away from my opponent as he's a player I respect and it's certainly 100% my fault for not knowing the matchup, King K Rool feels like such a brainless Oonga Boonga charachter that I can't help feeling just a little salty about losing.


 
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meanwhile, i haven't beaten a fucking samus since 2018

i just don't understand how you're supposed to fight this character

you can't avoid any of her projectiles because her aerials will just beat ALL of yours no matter what it seems


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meanwhile, i haven't beaten a fucking samus since 2018

i just don't understand how you're supposed to fight this character

you can't avoid any of her projectiles because her aerials will just beat ALL of yours no matter what it seems

Like half the cast at least can delete her projectiles just by existing. Wolf is an especially opressive matchup. She literally gets teleported to hell just by him getting picked. The Weebstic Emblem gang also seems to beat my aerials pretty consistently.
Also one you get her in the air she cannot land for sh*t so take advantage of that.


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meanwhile, i haven't beaten a fucking samus since 2018

i just don't understand how you're supposed to fight this character

you can't avoid any of her projectiles because her aerials will just beat ALL of yours no matter what it seems
Sheik might be a good counterpick to blow the dust off here.

I don't think she can outcamp Samus with needles like she could in Melee, but her movement allows for some pretty oppressive rushdown tactics with double jump/parry mixups, aerial needles and landing aerials on shield > Jab/Ftilt/Grab, not to mention her offstage game can penetrate bomb recovery like Ryle with Rocketman's Anus.

oh btw Needle storm > Bouncing fish offstage makes it feel like she has actual kill options again. Not sure if it's still a true combo but I've gotten some mileage off it at locals.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Where the hell is Joker?


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Where the hell is Joker?
You'll never see it coming


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
What are the chances of Vectorman being added to Smash for whatever reason down the line


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Anyone who says they want edgehogging back in Smash Bros should have their right to vote taken away.


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I like him I hope he's not too jank



 
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that STAGE BUILDER THOUGH


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
I might've just found a character I actually feel good play with.


 
 
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I like him I hope he's not too jank
I legit thought we were going to get the Joker from Batman, lol. What even is this dude.


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I like him I hope he's not too jank
I legit thought we were going to get the Joker from Batman, lol. What even is this dude.

I'm still waiting for someone to explain what Persona even is beyond Anime RPG™


 
 
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I legit thought we were going to get the Joker from Batman, lol. What even is this dude.

I'm still waiting for someone to explain what Persona even is beyond Anime RPG™
From what I understand, it's like some messed up version of Pokemon where people can have these fucked spirit world pokemons based on their personality that they use to fight each other's minds and battle demons in the underworld. The pokemon look like dicks and everyone is in high school yet you can still romance and date other underage people because Japan. Combat is turn-based and it all looks really, really bad. I struggle to think of another game that is less appealing to me and literally nothing about it seems interesting.


 
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i've always just described it as pokémon for edgelord weebs

it triggers fans to say that, which is how i know it's 100% accurate

it's one of those things that CMD would love to bits in the closet for a while, pretending to hate it, before openly embracing it as he realizes how neat it actually is beyond the surface and how difficult it is to lie to yourself about it

it's a cool series from what i can tell (i've only played the first game, which is bad, but i have reason to believe it gets much better), but i know all too well what it's like to think something looks like garbage on the surface
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i've always just described it as pokémon for edgelord weebs

it triggers fans to say that, which is how i know it's 100% accurate

it's one of those things that CMD would love to bits in the closet for a while, pretending to hate it, before openly embracing it as he realizes how neat it actually is beyond the surface and how difficult it is to lie to yourself about it

it's a cool series from what i can tell, but i know all too well what it's like to think something looks like garbage on the surface

I think you massively misunderstand what kinds of shows and games I actually like.


 
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I think you massively misunderstand what kinds of shows and games I actually like.
i understand your behavior though

plus everything that you do enjoy in terms of anime and other heavily japanese media tends to defy reason
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I think you massively misunderstand what kinds of shows and games I actually like.
i understand your behavior though

plus everything that you do enjoy in terms of anime and other heavily japanese media tends to defy reason

explain


 
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I think you massively misunderstand what kinds of shows and games I actually like.
i understand your behavior though

plus everything that you do enjoy in terms of anime and other heavily japanese media tends to defy reason
explain
you like fate, for fuck's sake


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I think you massively misunderstand what kinds of shows and games I actually like.
i understand your behavior though

plus everything that you do enjoy in terms of anime and other heavily japanese media tends to defy reason
explain
you like fate, for fuck's sake

Zero is genuinely good though


 
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https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/45075

Patch notes

everyone i play has been untouched for the most part


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RIP The servers didn't even last 30 seconds


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Dark Samus    Neutral Special    Reduced the power against shields.

Literally fucking worthless now


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99% of this patch was buffing shields


 
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Dark Samus    Neutral Special    Reduced the power against shields.
Literally fucking worthless now
seems to be a universal nerf to all projectiles

for some reason