Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on June 13, 2018, 02:52:45 AMHe has cartoony or fictional guns like the BFG-9000, plasma gun, railgun, rocket launcher, etc.the neck snap got into brawl and that sounds way more violent than what I just mentionedBFG also stands for "big fucking gun" and i'm sorry but you can't get away with that in a smash bros gameand you can't have doomguy in smash without his BFG as his final smash, it just doesn't worki don't understand why you'd want a lesser, pussified version of a character when sakurai has gone to such lengths to make each and every character (except ridley, i guess) REFLECT in some way how they play in their respective gamesQuoteI don't like her either but she got into the game in the first place, and I'd argue Doomguy is a more appropriate character than her. Doesn't she use real guns too?Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on June 13, 2018, 02:56:35 AMHis size does seem to vary a bit as far as I can tell from game to game, and in Smash he's really hunched over which makes him appear smaller.why are you mad an evil space pterodactyl is in the gameridley's size hasn't varied that much, really—his typical size ranges from "very big" to "fucking immense," and the only time he's ever been small is in metroid 1, which was more due to the NES's limitations than anything elseif they remade metroid 1, they'd buff up ridley's size (or maybe they wouldn't now, who knows)it's inherently upsetting to me when you start taking away fundamental properties of what makes characters cool—i don't wanna play as a miniature-ass baby ridley, i wanna rip people's guts out with a normal sized ridley, because the intimidation factor of his sheer size is part of what makes the character cool and scary, and that's gone nowi understand it would be imbalanced, but that's why i never wanted him in the first place
He has cartoony or fictional guns like the BFG-9000, plasma gun, railgun, rocket launcher, etc.the neck snap got into brawl and that sounds way more violent than what I just mentioned
I don't like her either but she got into the game in the first place, and I'd argue Doomguy is a more appropriate character than her. Doesn't she use real guns too?
His size does seem to vary a bit as far as I can tell from game to game, and in Smash he's really hunched over which makes him appear smaller.why are you mad an evil space pterodactyl is in the game
the next time sakurai gets interviewed, i want someone to ask him why ridley is in the game after he gave a legitimate, repeated, and agreeable reason why he wasn't in the game for yearshe'll probably talk about how bowser changes size all the time and shit, and how olimar and kirby are actually very small, but those are highly stylized cartoon characters, so it worksridley is a lot less cartoonish, he's meant to be TERRIFYING, and now he's a goddamn shrimpand i'm supposed to be hyped about this
Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on June 13, 2018, 01:09:12 AMQuote from: Jono on June 13, 2018, 01:07:58 AMQuote from: Mmmmm Napalm on June 13, 2018, 01:05:44 AMI unironically think he would be a great fit and if he was put in I would giggle like a madman.He's from an iconic series that shaped the fps genre, and video games as a whole. Plus Bethesda has been putting a lot of stuff on the switch recently.GOTY every year if this happensUltimate would instantly become the best game ever and I would actually marry SakuraiJust imagine this but it's Sheik's head instead
Quote from: Jono on June 13, 2018, 01:07:58 AMQuote from: Mmmmm Napalm on June 13, 2018, 01:05:44 AMI unironically think he would be a great fit and if he was put in I would giggle like a madman.He's from an iconic series that shaped the fps genre, and video games as a whole. Plus Bethesda has been putting a lot of stuff on the switch recently.GOTY every year if this happensUltimate would instantly become the best game ever and I would actually marry Sakurai
Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on June 13, 2018, 01:05:44 AMI unironically think he would be a great fit and if he was put in I would giggle like a madman.He's from an iconic series that shaped the fps genre, and video games as a whole. Plus Bethesda has been putting a lot of stuff on the switch recently.GOTY every year if this happens
I unironically think he would be a great fit and if he was put in I would giggle like a madman.He's from an iconic series that shaped the fps genre, and video games as a whole. Plus Bethesda has been putting a lot of stuff on the switch recently.
also, everyone knows what BFG stands for, it doesn't matter if they explain it or not
Quote from: Verbatim on June 13, 2018, 06:26:18 AMalso, everyone knows what BFG stands for, it doesn't matter if they explain it or notyou can't have an implicit F-bomb in a nintendo game made for kids, they would never allow iti wouldn't allow it either, i would find sakurai and drop kick him off a goddamn cliff if he actually did itIt's officially the Big Fragging Gun in original Doom before later being dubbed Big Freaking Gun and even Bio Force Gun in the movie. Plenty of ways to get around that.
also, everyone knows what BFG stands for, it doesn't matter if they explain it or notyou can't have an implicit F-bomb in a nintendo game made for kids, they would never allow iti wouldn't allow it either, i would find sakurai and drop kick him off a goddamn cliff if he actually did it
Besides, why even name it? "Doomslayer uses his ultimate weapon to unleash an enormous beam of argent energy" or something does the job as well.
it's not as bad as master chief, i'll say thatbut it's up there
That's a bit of a weak retort.
The BFG looks different in every installment. There's no reason they couldn't make a gun shooting some kind of laser while not calling it by name. I don't care about Doom in SSB and it's fine that you don't want him because it might not fit, but your BFG argument is just a poor one. Plenty of people wouldn't even know what it is.
Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on June 13, 2018, 03:16:33 AMDoom would turn the series into a REAL man's game.
Quote from: Verbatim on June 13, 2018, 07:40:43 AMlet's put claude from gta3 in smash because he's important to gaming or something haha, wouldn't that be FUUUUUUNor commander shepard or marcus fenix or the dragonborn, why the fuck not right
let's put claude from gta3 in smash because he's important to gaming or something haha, wouldn't that be FUUUUUUNor commander shepard or marcus fenix or the dragonborn, why the fuck not right
Quote from: Jono on June 13, 2018, 01:26:02 AMQuote from: Mmmmm Napalm on June 13, 2018, 01:09:12 AMQuote from: Jono on June 13, 2018, 01:07:58 AMQuote from: Mmmmm Napalm on June 13, 2018, 01:05:44 AMI unironically think he would be a great fit and if he was put in I would giggle like a madman.He's from an iconic series that shaped the fps genre, and video games as a whole. Plus Bethesda has been putting a lot of stuff on the switch recently.GOTY every year if this happensUltimate would instantly become the best game ever and I would actually marry SakuraiJust imagine this but it's Sheik's head insteadfor glory sheiks when they see Jono mains dedede: https://youtu.be/Fscb4eioMOs
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