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He has cartoony or fictional guns like the BFG-9000, plasma gun, railgun, rocket launcher, etc.

the neck snap got into brawl and that sounds way more violent than what I just mentioned
BFG also stands for "big fucking gun" and i'm sorry but you can't get away with that in a smash bros game

and you can't have doomguy in smash without his BFG as his final smash, it just doesn't work

i don't understand why you'd want a lesser, pussified version of a character when sakurai has gone to such lengths to make each and every character (except ridley, i guess) REFLECT in some way how they play in their respective games
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I don't like her either but she got into the game in the first place, and I'd argue Doomguy is a more appropriate character than her. Doesn't she use real guns too?



His size does seem to vary a bit as far as I can tell from game to game, and in Smash he's really hunched over which makes him appear smaller.

why are you mad an evil space pterodactyl is in the game
ridley's size hasn't varied that much, really—his typical size ranges from "very big" to "fucking immense," and the only time he's ever been small is in metroid 1, which was more due to the NES's limitations than anything else

if they remade metroid 1, they'd buff up ridley's size (or maybe they wouldn't now, who knows)

it's inherently upsetting to me when you start taking away fundamental properties of what makes characters cool—i don't wanna play as a miniature-ass baby ridley, i wanna rip people's guts out with a normal sized ridley, because the intimidation factor of his sheer size is part of what makes the character cool and scary, and that's gone now

i understand it would be imbalanced, but that's why i never wanted him in the first place

I mean, there's no need to mention waht BFG stands for.

Otherwise I understand the reasoning behind your stance. I disagree, but I understand your opinion and appreciate your civility.
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oh and by the way, they already did remake metroid 1, i forgot about that

it's called metroid: zero mission, and looky-loo, ridley's size was indeed buffed up



so, canonically speaking, he has literally never been this small, so i have every right to be upset


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the next time sakurai gets interviewed, i want someone to ask him why ridley is in the game after he gave a legitimate, repeated, and agreeable reason why he wasn't in the game for years

he'll probably talk about how bowser changes size all the time and shit, and how olimar and kirby are actually very small, but those are highly stylized cartoon characters, so it works

ridley is a lot less cartoonish, he's meant to be TERRIFYING, and now he's a goddamn shrimp

and i'm supposed to be hyped about this
he gave into the demand :/


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I unironically think he would be a great fit and if he was put in I would giggle like a madman.

He's from an iconic series that shaped the fps genre, and video games as a whole. Plus Bethesda has been putting a lot of stuff on the switch recently.
GOTY every year if this happens

Ultimate would instantly become the best game ever and I would actually marry Sakurai
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Plup getting laddered in front of Sakurai’s eyes is the best thing that could happen to 5. Get that 0-death bullshit outta the game smh you think casual players are gonna learn SDI smh


 
 
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also, everyone knows what BFG stands for, it doesn't matter if they explain it or not

you can't have an implicit F-bomb in a nintendo game made for kids, they would never allow it

i wouldn't allow it either, i would find sakurai and drop kick him off a goddamn cliff if he actually did it
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also, everyone knows what BFG stands for, it doesn't matter if they explain it or not
Yeah, it stands for Back From Grave


 
 
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also, everyone knows what BFG stands for, it doesn't matter if they explain it or not

you can't have an implicit F-bomb in a nintendo game made for kids, they would never allow it

i wouldn't allow it either, i would find sakurai and drop kick him off a goddamn cliff if he actually did it
It's officially the Big Fragging Gun in original Doom before later being dubbed Big Freaking Gun and even Bio Force Gun in the movie. Plenty of ways to get around that.

Besides, why even name it? "Doomslayer uses his ultimate weapon to unleash an enormous beam of argent energy" or something does the job as well.


 
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also, everyone knows what BFG stands for, it doesn't matter if they explain it or not

you can't have an implicit F-bomb in a nintendo game made for kids, they would never allow it

i wouldn't allow it either, i would find sakurai and drop kick him off a goddamn cliff if he actually did it
It's officially the Big Fragging Gun in original Doom before later being dubbed Big Freaking Gun and even Bio Force Gun in the movie. Plenty of ways to get around that.
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Besides, why even name it? "Doomslayer uses his ultimate weapon to unleash an enormous beam of argent energy" or something does the job as well.
because all final smashes have names, that's how it works

not calling it a BFG makes it look like they're avoiding calling it a BFG, which is just as bad because again, they're acknowledging an F-bomb

it's just a stupid fucking idea on every level


 
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it's not as bad as master chief, i'll say that

but it's up there


 
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it's not as bad as master chief, i'll say that

but it's up there
ARE YOU TRYING TO JINKS IT


 
 
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also, everyone knows what BFG stands for, it doesn't matter if they explain it or not

you can't have an implicit F-bomb in a nintendo game made for kids, they would never allow it

i wouldn't allow it either, i would find sakurai and drop kick him off a goddamn cliff if he actually did it
It's officially the Big Fragging Gun in original Doom before later being dubbed Big Freaking Gun and even Bio Force Gun in the movie. Plenty of ways to get around that.
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Besides, why even name it? "Doomslayer uses his ultimate weapon to unleash an enormous beam of argent energy" or something does the job as well.
because all final smashes have names, that's how it works

not calling it a BFG makes it look like they're avoiding calling it a BFG, which is just as bad because again, they're acknowledging an F-bomb

it's just a stupid fucking idea on every level
That's a bit of a weak retort. The BFG looks different in every installment. There's no reason they couldn't make a gun shooting some kind of laser while not calling it by name. I don't care about Doom in SSB and it's fine that you don't want him because it might not fit, but your BFG argument is just a poor one. Plenty of people wouldn't even know what it is.


 
 
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it's not as bad as master chief, i'll say that

but it's up there
I'm going to up vote all reddit threads about MC and DOOM in the game now. Time to hand out some gold as a kind stranger.


 
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That's a bit of a weak retort.
and a weak retort was all that was needed
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The BFG looks different in every installment. There's no reason they couldn't make a gun shooting some kind of laser while not calling it by name. I don't care about Doom in SSB and it's fine that you don't want him because it might not fit, but your BFG argument is just a poor one. Plenty of people wouldn't even know what it is.
everyone does, and if they don't, they would learn, and that's not the kind of humor that belongs in smash

regardless of what they'd choose to make it stand for, fans of doom all collectively agree that it has always stood for "big fucking gun," it's practically the entire point—they say it stands for something innocuous, but the players know what it really stands for

that's the humor behind it, and it's not nintendo-friendly

that's just one tiny reason why he'd be a poor fit, and the rest should be arithmetically obvious
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let's put claude from gta3 in smash because he's important to gaming or something haha, wouldn't that be FUUUUUUN

or commander shepard or marcus fenix or the dragonborn, why the fuck not right
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I'm just so happy Pichu is back. What a lovely day.


 
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Doom would turn the series into a REAL man's game.
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let's put claude from gta3 in smash because he's important to gaming or something haha, wouldn't that be FUUUUUUN

or commander shepard or marcus fenix or the dragonborn, why the fuck not right


 
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let's put claude from gta3 in smash because he's important to gaming or something haha, wouldn't that be FUUUUUUN

or commander shepard or marcus fenix or the dragonborn, why the fuck not right

wanting rated M characters in smash is pretty cringey yeah


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
let's put claude from gta3 in smash because he's important to gaming or something haha, wouldn't that be FUUUUUUN

or commander shepard or marcus fenix or the dragonborn, why the fuck not right

wanting rated M characters in smash is pretty cringey yeah
doomguy is literally Mario with guns


 
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I unironically think he would be a great fit and if he was put in I would giggle like a madman.

He's from an iconic series that shaped the fps genre, and video games as a whole. Plus Bethesda has been putting a lot of stuff on the switch recently.
GOTY every year if this happens

Ultimate would instantly become the best game ever and I would actually marry Sakurai
Just imagine this but it's Sheik's head instead

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Snake is back and Prehistoric is nowhere to be found did he just die from excitement


 
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Snake is back and Prehistoric is nowhere to be found did he just die from excitement
Prehistoric = Eli


 
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post your characters

Roy, Sheik, Lucario, Ganondorf, Jigglypuff

new character i'm most interested in is inkling

going to be referring to ridley exclusively as baby ridley from now on, because he's not the real ridley


 
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Snake is back and Prehistoric is nowhere to be found did he just die from excitement

Yes.