Okay, I'm not actually "done" (but I still hate the fuck out of Bayonetta)

Verbatim · December 15, 2015, 04:24:47 PM

Done.

That was THE worst fucking Smash direct ever.

First they announce another fucking Fire Emblem character--the main guy from Fates.
So now we have SIX Fire Emblem characters. Great. Totally necessary.

Cloud looks lame as fuck, I'm sorry. At least I had the ballot character to look for, right?

So they announced it.

Bayonetta.

That's it--I'm done. Fuck this game. Fuck anyone who voted for this character. I'm done. I quit.

Spartan · December 15, 2015, 04:25:22 PM

Elai · December 15, 2015, 04:27:18 PM

JUST RELEASE ONLINE PLAY FOR SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE ALREADY.

I don't believe them that Bayonetta was the most voted for character. They got around that shit with this comment:

"Out of all the characters that were realistic, she was the #1 world-wide."

I'd like to hear their arbitrary definition of "realistic".

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · December 15, 2015, 04:29:30 PM

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BaconShelf · December 15, 2015, 04:29:32 PM

Wow. I never actually thought they'd actually add bayonetta into ssb

Yahzee is a fortune teller

Sandtrap · December 15, 2015, 04:33:16 PM

Funny you should mention that. Friend of mine had the same reaction. Just told me about it five minutes ago.

I bet Nintendo is rolling in their grave over the loss of two customers.

Luciana · December 15, 2015, 04:38:50 PM

Your first mistake was caring about Smash after Melee :^)

Verbatim · December 15, 2015, 04:40:11 PM

AT LEAST WE GOT SOME MORE SHITTY MII COSTUMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

RadicalClass32 · December 15, 2015, 04:40:18 PM

Quote from: SpartanT on December 15, 2015, 04:25:22 PM

ok

Verbatim · December 15, 2015, 04:44:33 PM

there wasn't even a single moment in the sun

it just got worse... and worse...

but whatever, now that i'm done with this game, i can devote some of my time to other things

Oh · December 15, 2015, 04:45:02 PM

"I didn't get what I want so I'm going to have a tantrum like a child."

Bayonetta looks pretty cool.

Elai · December 15, 2015, 04:46:04 PM

I would've gone out to buy a Wii-U even if we didn't get Snake. But the fact that they included Bayonetta? Fuck that. I've still yet to finish Melee so I can hold off an a Wii-U indefinitely.

Verbatim · December 15, 2015, 04:47:14 PM

Quote from: Simseoh on December 15, 2015, 04:45:02 PM

"I didn't get what I want so I'm going to have a tantrum like a child."

I didn't "want" anything.

I got what I didn't want.

The most misogynistic character in game history. And I'm expected to pay money for it.

Fuck this game, and fuck anyone who's okay with this.

Elai · December 15, 2015, 04:50:19 PM

Yeah, there's nothing to complain about.

Anonymous (User Deleted) · December 15, 2015, 04:50:57 PM

Sakurai right now

Incan · December 15, 2015, 04:54:46 PM

Cloud looks fun as fuck, same with Bayonetta. I'm glad I voted for Bayonetta, and I'm happy so many in my region felt the same way that she'd be cool.

Verbatim · December 15, 2015, 04:55:16 PM

Quote from: Incan on December 15, 2015, 04:54:46 PM

Cloud looks fun as fuck, same with Bayonetta. I'm glad I voted for Bayonetta, and I'm happy so many in my region felt the same way that she'd be cool.

Fuck you.

Incan · December 15, 2015, 04:56:12 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 15, 2015, 04:55:16 PM

Quote from: Incan on December 15, 2015, 04:54:46 PM
Cloud looks fun as fuck, same with Bayonetta. I'm glad I voted for Bayonetta, and I'm happy so many in my region felt the same way that she'd be cool.
Fuck you.

Stop being a child.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · December 15, 2015, 04:57:07 PM

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Deleted · December 15, 2015, 04:57:19 PM

>No Didact
>No Big Boss
>No Clementine

Pre-Order canceled

Oh · December 15, 2015, 04:59:01 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 15, 2015, 04:47:14 PM

Quote from: Simseoh on December 15, 2015, 04:45:02 PM
"I didn't get what I want so I'm going to have a tantrum like a child."
I didn't "want" anything.

I got what I didn't want.

The most misogynistic character in game history. And I'm expected to pay money for it.

Fuck this game, and fuck anyone who's okay with this.

I'm not really sure how she is misogynistic?

GAMERG0D · December 15, 2015, 05:01:05 PM

>Cloud looks lame

Lol

Verbatim · December 15, 2015, 05:02:51 PM

Quote from: GAMERG0D on December 15, 2015, 05:01:05 PM

>Cloud looks lame

Lol

Looks terrible.

It doesn't really matter--I'm done with this game anyway.

Spartan · December 15, 2015, 05:03:03 PM

I was expecting it to be a Kid Icarus character tbh

Hades a best Nintendo villain

nosejob · December 15, 2015, 05:16:02 PM

I'm super happy with Bayonetta. Great choice.

Verbatim · December 15, 2015, 05:17:10 PM

Quote from: Mistanosejob on December 15, 2015, 05:16:02 PM

I'm super happy with Bayonetta. Great choice.

i hope your wii u explodes

nosejob · December 15, 2015, 05:21:15 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 15, 2015, 05:17:10 PM

Quote from: Mistanosejob on December 15, 2015, 05:16:02 PM
I'm super happy with Bayonetta. Great choice.
i hope your wii u explodes

Well I mean you wanted Geno right? That costume looked really sleek tbh fam.

Verbatim · December 15, 2015, 05:22:48 PM

Quote from: Mistanosejob on December 15, 2015, 05:21:15 PM

Well I mean you wanted Geno right? That costume looked really sleek tbh fam.

didn't "want" him really, just expected him

i didn't want anybody, but bayonetta was the one character that just ruins the whole thing for me

nosejob · December 15, 2015, 05:31:04 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 15, 2015, 05:22:48 PM

Quote from: Mistanosejob on December 15, 2015, 05:21:15 PM
Well I mean you wanted Geno right? That costume looked really sleek tbh fam.
didn't "want" him really, just expected him

i didn't want anybody, but bayonetta was the one character that just ruins the whole thing for me

Seriously why? Great character from a great series.

Verbatim · December 15, 2015, 05:33:16 PM

Quote from: Mistanosejob on December 15, 2015, 05:31:04 PM

Seriously why? Great character from a great series.

She is misogynistic as FUCK.