Spoiler I'm convinced Solid Snake is gay

Jester · August 31, 2015, 04:38:18 AM

The reason: He rejected motherfucking Meryl

like who the fuck in a million years would do that?

DAS B00T x2 · August 31, 2015, 05:41:14 AM

Someone who doesn't like old hags.

Girl of Mystery · August 31, 2015, 05:45:50 AM

He didn't, though

A Cheese Potato · August 31, 2015, 06:22:25 AM

that would explain the phantom pain then

Girl of Mystery · August 31, 2015, 07:15:28 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on August 31, 2015, 06:22:25 AM

that would explain the phantom pain then

haha

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psst
different characters

Anonymous (User Deleted) · August 31, 2015, 07:35:20 AM

This reminds me of this one theory I'd heard of a while ago (the post no longer exists >.>) where the guy argued that Solid Snake doesn't have a dick, and that he's modeled as such.

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Needless to say, people got butt-blasted, because of course they did.

A Cheese Potato · August 31, 2015, 07:56:53 AM

Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 31, 2015, 07:15:28 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on August 31, 2015, 06:22:25 AM
that would explain the phantom pain then
haha

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psst
different characters

close enough

Korra · August 31, 2015, 08:13:44 AM

Just how like Leliana is bi.

DAS B00T x2 · August 31, 2015, 08:20:32 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on August 31, 2015, 08:13:44 AM

Just how like Leliana is bi.

She's actually just a shameless whore.

Doctor Doom · August 31, 2015, 08:27:15 AM

He and Otacon were deliberately scripted to have a homoerotic relationship, so yeah, he kinda is gay.

Kitsune 狐 · August 31, 2015, 10:17:19 AM

Personal evidence:

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Can confirm is gay.

Korra · August 31, 2015, 10:40:44 AM

Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 31, 2015, 08:20:32 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on August 31, 2015, 08:13:44 AM
Just how like Leliana is bi.
She's actually just a shameless whore.

oh

Naru · August 31, 2015, 10:47:32 AM

That's pretty gay tbh fam

True Turquoise · August 31, 2015, 10:48:10 AM

Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 31, 2015, 08:20:32 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on August 31, 2015, 08:13:44 AM
Just how like Leliana is bi.
She's actually just a shameless whore.

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forced fan service charact- oh

Jester · August 31, 2015, 10:53:32 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on August 31, 2015, 10:48:10 AM

Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 31, 2015, 08:20:32 AM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on August 31, 2015, 08:13:44 AM
Just how like Leliana is bi.
She's actually just a shameless whore.
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forced fan service charact- oh

Get out of my thread you cunts

True Turquoise · August 31, 2015, 10:53:55 AM

Korra · August 31, 2015, 10:54:46 AM

Quote from: Solidus Jester on August 31, 2015, 10:53:32 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on August 31, 2015, 10:48:10 AM
Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 31, 2015, 08:20:32 AM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on August 31, 2015, 08:13:44 AM
Just how like Leliana is bi.
She's actually just a shameless whore.
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forced fan service charact- oh
Get out of my thread you cunts

Its not my fault that Leliana is a bi-winner.

Girl of Mystery · August 31, 2015, 01:18:35 PM

Quote from: Kitsunekun on August 31, 2015, 10:17:19 AM

Personal evidence:

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Can confirm is gay.

oh wait that's smash

you got lucky

Spartan · August 31, 2015, 01:31:00 PM

Quote from: Kitsunekun on August 31, 2015, 10:17:19 AM

Personal evidence:

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Can confirm is gay.

Just look at the motherfucker

Kitsune 狐 · August 31, 2015, 01:32:59 PM

Quote from: SpartanT on August 31, 2015, 01:31:00 PM

Quote from: Kitsunekun on August 31, 2015, 10:17:19 AM
Personal evidence:

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Can confirm is gay.
Just look at the motherfucker

Hawt in his defense Marth does have fem traits

Kitsune 狐 · August 31, 2015, 02:34:25 PM

Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 31, 2015, 01:18:35 PM

Quote from: Kitsunekun on August 31, 2015, 10:17:19 AM
Personal evidence:

Spoiler

Can confirm is gay.

oh wait that's smash

you got lucky

I was about to say.......

Dietrich Six · September 04, 2015, 10:18:55 AM

If you think solid is gay play the opening to phantom pain.
Naked snake was mesmerized by that ass crack.

🍁 Aria 🔮 · September 04, 2015, 10:30:58 AM

Quote from: DietrichSix on September 04, 2015, 10:18:55 AM

If you think solid is gay play the opening to phantom pain.
Naked snake was mesmerized by that ass crack.

TPP Story Spoiler

Venom isn't related to Solid Snack at all, though.

Verbatim · September 04, 2015, 10:37:57 AM

Quote from: Kitsunekun on August 31, 2015, 01:32:59 PM

Hawt in his defense Marth does have fem traits

that's ike

also, ho yay is the most insufferable trope ever

Dietrich Six · September 04, 2015, 11:00:55 AM

Quote from: Prime Snake on September 04, 2015, 10:30:58 AM

Quote from: DietrichSix on September 04, 2015, 10:18:55 AM
If you think solid is gay play the opening to phantom pain.
Naked snake was mesmerized by that ass crack.
TPP Story Spoiler
Venom isn't related to Solid Snack at all, though.

Maybe I'm missing something. I haven't played through the whole game yet.