How can I get good at Mario Kart 8?

 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
I was playing it with a group of friends and I could barely finish higher than 10th place   
The situation is fucking dire lads


 
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I was playing it with a group of friends
yeah sure I believe youπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 
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drift drift drift, literally whenever possible and for as long as possible

let bananas hang behind you for protection, never toss them forward because they're that shitty

don't get flustered when you're hit with a barrage of items, it's part of the game and it's happening to everyone else too

if you get a mushroom, never miss an opportunity to blast through offroad paths with it for little shortcuts
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
How can anyone be bad at Mario Kart


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Grind 3 stars in all the cups by yourself as practice. I recommend using (I think) outside drifters as inside drifters become obsolete on 150cc+. If you wanna be sweaty about it, the Blue Falcon/Pipe Frame, slicks and a medium/heavy character like Link are generally considered the faster vehicle classes to go for. Or just be a complete baller and swag out with gold everything like Catzilla.

Get good at using all items to your advantage and do lots of time trials to learn the timing in mushroom boosts for certain shortcuts.

It’s not that important if you’re just looking to beat your friends and items slightly nullify its advantage, but Fire hopping is a good way to save time in races.

If you decide to 3-star all difficulties, you’ll need a lot of patience for:
-The special cup (esp. on 150/extra compared to 200)
-The Crossing cup
-The Bell cup

These 3 get some hella bullshit going on higher difficulties.


 
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Or just be a complete baller and swag out with gold everything like Catzilla.
Wait, what the fuck, how do you know that?!


 
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i play that way too

i didn't spend those nights grinding 200cc fuckery for nothing


 
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200cc was ez pz lmn sqz dough


 
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200cc was ez pz lmn sqz dough
i don't see how, but i tended to feel that way about 150cc

i still have flashbacks of 200cc yoshi circuit


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Or just be a complete baller and swag out with gold everything like Catzilla.
Wait, what the fuck, how do you know that?!
back in β€˜15 we discussed this thoroughly in our verbal pissing contests over who’s better.


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So when we having dis showdown anyway boi


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
you pick Yoshi


 
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So when we having dis showdown anyway boi
Whenever you want lil nigga, I was planning on going to the doctors to get these hands checked, but I'll just use you πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ


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Regular scooter with offroad tyres and just drift your fucking heart out.


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So when we having dis showdown anyway boi
Whenever you want lil nigga, I was planning on going to the doctors to get these hands checked, but I'll just use you πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ
bruhhh

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my dick will gladly catch dem hands big boi 😏😏


 
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So when we having dis showdown anyway boi
Whenever you want lil nigga, I was planning on going to the doctors to get these hands checked, but I'll just use you πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ
bruhhh

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my dick will gladly catch dem hands big boi 😏😏
Boi
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I ain't bringing a microscope and some tweezers πŸ˜πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚


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So when we having dis showdown anyway boi
Whenever you want lil nigga, I was planning on going to the doctors to get these hands checked, but I'll just use you πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ
bruhhh

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my dick will gladly catch dem hands big boi 😏😏
Boi
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I ain't bringing a microscope and some tweezers πŸ˜πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
FUCK YOU CUNTY


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
you pick Yoshi
>not picking Luigi


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
alright thanks lads, it was my bad i went into the game totally blind, im now finishing in the top 3 much more often

I was playing it with a group of friends
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Boi, coin only is the only way to play
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Why is the SilverArrow one of the best vehicles in the game?
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bruh that thing cuts through corners like the car it’s based off cut through a crowd of people at Le Mans β€˜55


 
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bruh that thing cuts through corners like the car it’s based off cut through a crowd of people at Le Mans β€˜55
Damn, didn't know you were a fan of it, very nice


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Damn, didn't know you were a fan of it, very nice
pipe frame will always be my boy but it’s nice to dabble in other stuff too


 
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Damn, didn't know you were a fan of it, very nice
pipe frame will always be my boy but it’s nice to dabble in other stuff too
Pipe Frame is cool but for some reason I just don't use it, I prefer changing from Gold Kart to Blue Falcon to Silver Arrow and to the SL Roadster; I used the biddybuggy all the time when I first played the game but it seems slow compared to what I use now


 
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Pipe Frame is cool but for some reason I just don't use it, I prefer changing from Gold Kart to Blue Falcon to Silver Arrow and to the SL Roadster; I used the biddybuggy all the time when I first played the game but it seems slow compared to what I use now
pf is pretty much a slightly less good blue falcon I just prefer it tbh. Gold cart is pure swageℒ️


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