Have you ever had someone play a retro game, and...

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Oh, it also makes my blood boil when they skip cutscenes.

Like--...
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD
THIS

Like I just bought GTA 5, I've never played a GTA game before, and all my friends are there bitching that I'm not skipping the cutscenes

Having them play Mass Effect, and The Walking Dead
"How do I skip Cutscenes?"
"NIGGER DO YOU KNOW HOW THIS GAME FUCKING WORKS?!"


and They don't only do that with games. these fuckers idea of watching Dr. Who on Netflix consists of skipping halfway through the episode, watching 3 to 5 minutes and then skipping to the next episode and Repeating.


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My wife likes Nintendo games like Mario and Zelda, but is absolute shit at FPS games (or really anything not Nintendo). She just can't synchronize her thumbs to look and move at the same time. She'll move in a cardinal direction, then look sharply, then move, etc.

She likes watching me play, instead. Which is super weird to me. I can't stand watching someone else play a game.
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I can't even play Metroid Prime. The gamecube controller just doesn't agree with my hands.


 
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Oh, it also makes my blood boil when they skip cutscenes.

Like--...
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD
THIS

Like I just bought GTA 5, I've never played a GTA game before, and all my friends are there bitching that I'm not skipping the cutscenes

Having them play Mass Effect, and The Walking Dead
"How do I skip Cutscenes?"
"NIGGER DO YOU KNOW HOW THIS GAME FUCKING WORKS?!"


and They don't only do that with games. these fuckers idea of watching Dr. Who on Netflix consists of skipping halfway through the episode, watching 3 to 5 minutes and then skipping to the next episode and Repeating.
Sounds like you got some retarded friends


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Its usually the other way around. Most people I know can handle 2D, but 3D just destroys non-gamers. They just can't seem to wrap their head around moving in a 3D space.

Takes a few hours of serious effort to grasp operating two thumbsticks simultaneously, and then they don't map the areas out in their head automatically like you do irl. Lots of getting lost. Most just give up rather than get over the hump.


 
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Muh nostalgia

games were so much harder back then

games now just play themselves for you

everything was so much better then


 
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Muh nostalgia

games were so much harder back then

games now just play themselves for you

everything was so much better then
i don't know what that has to do with the subject

but yes, games haven't been great since the turn of the millenium


 
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games haven't been great since the turn of the millenium
You can't be serious.

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literally verbatim


 
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games haven't been great since the turn of the millenium
You can't be serious.

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literally verbatim
>90s

try 80s

also ukino joe isn't funny


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
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games haven't been great since the turn of the millenium
You can't be serious.

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literally verbatim
>90s

try 80s

also ukino joe isn't funny
More accurate than funny. Games are just getting better and better. Seriously, play KH2 for five minutes, and then play Super Metroid for five minutes, and sincerely ask yourself which one you had a better time playing.

Video games, like TV, movies, and books, aren't meant to be mulled over and held to some social standard. Their only purpose is entertainment. And they're just getting more fun to play as the years pass.


 
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Yea you've got a point. i mean my parents literally could not achieve it even if they tried and I know that for a fact but I know a guy who couldn't play a game cause it was "Too old"
It hurts to listen to.


 
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Seriously, play KH2 for five minutes, and then play Super Metroid for five minutes, and sincerely ask yourself which one you had a better time playing.
is that a challenge

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Video games, like TV, movies, and books, aren't meant to be mulled over and held to some social standard.
what utter crap


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Video games, like TV, movies, and books, aren't meant to be mulled over and held to some social standard.
what utter crap
Do you disagree? If so, stop taking something that's inherently meant to be leisurely so seriously.


 
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Do you disagree? If so, stop taking something that's inherently meant to be leisurely so seriously.
why would i


 
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And here we see two subjects dive into the timeless autistic debate over nostalgia and video games


 
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even though it has...

yep, nothing to do with the original subject

anyways


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Do you disagree? If so, stop taking something that's inherently meant to be leisurely so seriously.
why would i
Because media isn't art, it's entertainment.


 
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Do you disagree? If so, stop taking something that's inherently meant to be leisurely so seriously.
why would i
Because media isn't art, it's entertainment.
have fun trying to convince anyone of that

why can't art be entertainment
and vice-versa


 
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even though it has...

yep, nothing to do with the original subject

anyways
I'm not agreeing or disagreeing because it's a bunch of subjective stuff, and the moment you run into the opposing argument you run in a bunch of circles explaining the same shit over and over, when it literally just boils down to what each person likes.

It's about as bad as arguing music, and anime (especially anime).


 
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Do you disagree? If so, stop taking something that's inherently meant to be leisurely so seriously.
why would i
Because media isn't art
okay Verby, you take it from here


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Do you disagree? If so, stop taking something that's inherently meant to be leisurely so seriously.
why would i
Because media isn't art, it's entertainment.
have fun trying to convince anyone of that

why can't art be entertainment
and vice-versa
It certainly can be, but that's not its primary function. If a game is entertaining and has an important social point to make, all the better. If it's just entertaining, it's still good. If it just has a social message or whatever, but isn't fun to play, then it has failed.


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I assume you don't get the same experience watching a playthrough of metroid prime?


 
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It certainly can be, but that's not its primary function. If a game is entertaining and has an important social point to make, all the better. If it's just entertaining, it's still good. If it just has a social message or whatever, but isn't fun to play, then it has failed.
sure

but that's not all what art is--it's not just about making "social points"
at its core, it's just about expression

which is very very broad--you could say it encapsulates almost all media (if not all)

what you're saying is that we shouldn't take any of it seriously, though, because it's just entertainment

but where do you draw the line between "taken seriously" and "taken too seriously"
if i had to wager a guess, it would be the point at which the game is no longer fun to play, yes?


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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
To be honest this would probably be me. Don't slap me please, I'm not that bad.....


Also skipping cutscenes makes me cry, I like cutscenes, I like to watch them.

Do you disagree? If so, stop taking something that's inherently meant to be leisurely so seriously.
why would i
Because media isn't art, it's entertainment.




 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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It certainly can be, but that's not its primary function. If a game is entertaining and has an important social point to make, all the better. If it's just entertaining, it's still good. If it just has a social message or whatever, but isn't fun to play, then it has failed.
sure

but that's not all what art is--it's not just about making "social points"
at its core, it's just about expression

which is very very broad--you could say it encapsulates almost all media (if not all)

what you're saying is that we shouldn't take any of it seriously, though, because it's just entertainment

but where do you draw the line between "taken seriously" and "taken too seriously"
if i had to wager a guess, it would be the point at which the game is no longer fun to play, yes?
You can have a game that's full of expression, symbolism, and deep thought, while still being boring and unplayable (Mother 2). In the end, I'm not going to shell out $60 for a game that's biggest draw is a good storyline, especially if the game itself isn't fun.


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I once played the original Mario. I got bored before I couldn't figure out what to do.


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Feet first into fun!
Trying to teach my dad's friend to play Halo 3 was awful. I cleared an area while he was running into a tree the entire time.


 
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You can have a game that's full of expression, symbolism, and deep thought, while still being boring and unplayable (Mother 2). In the end, I'm not going to shell out $60 for a game that's biggest draw is a good storyline, especially if the game itself isn't fun.
i agree

but that's all the more reason to take it seriously

because there's money to be spent on these games


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Im sure there are some cases but i cant remember now.

The thing with people who have not played FPS before though is that they cant seem to move and look at the same time, which is funny.


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games haven't been great since the turn of the millenium
You can't be serious.

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>90s

try 80s

also ukino joe isn't funny
Seriously, play KH2 for five minutes, and then play Super Metroid for five minutes, and sincerely ask yourself which one you had a better time playing

fight me faggot