Spoiler Halo Mega Thread

We almost finished it but LC is a gook and he left us at the altar.

First impressions are as follows

Some minor story spoilers but nothing major, you can probably read this and not have anything ruined

Prometheans are less tiresome to fight, but still the most irritating enemies in anything ever.
Covie weapons are still on the whole - completely shite
Music is weird, like a remix of previous halp games
UNSC weapons stronk, me likey
Story is alright, not as bad as some people might think but still a bit 'oh alright then'
Descope can get hit by a bus, jesus christ that shit is annoying.
The warden can also get run over by every truck and car that exists
The warden's 50000000 friends can also join them
I like that the levels are less eye-rape than Halp 4 I've managed aboot 10 hours solid without dying today.
Squad banter is good
Locke is more tolerable than I thought he'd be
Palmer is notably less grating
Halsey is still hitler hurrhurr
and uh
Legendary is a pain, but doable provided you aren't fatigued to all hell.

Fun game though, I think I might forgib the atrocity of halp 4 with this game.

LC was bad

BAD

you were good though

I've been watching you three since 4pm >.>

I got to bring my battlefield shitbucket along for the ride e.e

We'll be continuing at 2am ish when LC gets back if you are still alive at that point (or if we are for that matter)

10 hours what the fuck

it hurts, gats

hurts

10 hours what the fuck

kill me

Fucking AI is Kat-teir

Some minor story spoilers but nothing major, you can probably read this and not have anything ruined

Descope can get hit by a bus, jesus christ that shit is annoying.
The warden can also get run over by every truck and car that exists
The warden's 50000000 friends can also join them
Palmer is notably less grating

These

Reminds me of the time i got ODST, played it trough in one sitting <.<

I'd ask to play with you guys, but my mic is just trash right now.

Every time I hear someone in the chat, it either just goes static, or I can't hear it at all. :/

I'm on mission 6, i've been playing since 11. Mind you, i've been slaughtering everything in sight, every moment spent turning and shooting-mostly swapping weapons as I go to avoid reloading. Highly enjoyable so far

I'd ask to play with you guys, but my mic is just trash right now.

Every time I hear someone in the chat, it either just goes static, or I can't hear it at all. :/

I thought you were being a dick D:

Started campaign. Mission 1+2. Really fucking fun.

I'd ask to play with you guys, but my mic is just trash right now.

Every time I hear someone in the chat, it either just goes static, or I can't hear it at all. :/

I thought you were being a dick D:

Started campaign. Mission 1+2. Really fucking fun.

Nonsense, I only do that when grudgin is in the party. XD

Also, I'm glad that you're liking the story so far!

Reminds me of the time i got ODST, played it trough in one sitting <.<

my butt hurts

I'd ask to play with you guys, but my mic is just trash right now.

Every time I hear someone in the chat, it either just goes static, or I can't hear it at all. :/

I thought you were being a dick D:

Started campaign. Mission 1+2. Really fucking fun.

Nonsense, I only do that when grudgin is in the party. XD

Also, I'm glad that you're liking the story so far!

Yeah it's looking like it's gonna be great. Have you tried mp? Have any thoughts on it?

"Like hell she is" - It was at that moment, Locke knew he fucked up.

best thing in the entire game [minor spoiler]

YouTube

I'd ask to play with you guys, but my mic is just trash right now.

Every time I hear someone in the chat, it either just goes static, or I can't hear it at all. :/

I thought you were being a dick D:

Started campaign. Mission 1+2. Really fucking fun.

First half was great. Second half was the same encounters over and over again.

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I swear you fight the Warden like 12 times.

Man Palmer is annoying, but what a line: "He does what he wants". Legit

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>10 hours

>having the campaign beaten THIS early

you guys are fags

We almost finished it but LC is a gook and he left us at the altar.

First impressions are as follows

Some minor story spoilers but nothing major, you can probably read this and not have anything ruined

Prometheans are less tiresome to fight, but still the most irritating enemies in anything ever.
Covie weapons are still on the whole - completely shite
Music is weird, like a remix of previous halp games
UNSC weapons stronk, me likey
Story is alright, not as bad as some people might think but still a bit 'oh alright then'
Descope can get hit by a bus, jesus christ that shit is annoying.
The warden can also get run over by every truck and car that exists
The warden's 50000000 friends can also join them
I like that the levels are less eye-rape than Halp 4 I've managed aboot 10 hours solid without dying today.
Squad banter is good
Locke is more tolerable than I thought he'd be
Palmer is notably less grating
Halsey is still hitler hurrhurr
and uh
Legendary is a pain, but doable provided you aren't fatigued to all hell.

Fun game though, I think I might forgib the atrocity of halp 4 with this game.

LC was bad

BAD

you were good though

I've been watching you three since 4pm >.>

Buck spawns with an AR and Kelly spawns with a shotgun.

I was basically forced into cqc and cqc on legendary is a death sentence. Whenever I was able to get my hands on a LR, BR, or DMR I stayed alive just as long as the rest. Plus I was always volunteering to be the distraction for the Warden so I was throwing myself right in his line of fire. Didn't help that the guy seemed to really hate me for some reason and would pick me out across the map to kill with his magic death ball even if Tru and Psy were much closer to him,

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yeah? well he didn't chase you around the bloody map ;-;

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Lol at the ending. So the second trilogy is about preventing the Utopia Matrix.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWNNN

Halo 5 maps are atrocious according to everyone.

How long did it take you? I'm on mission seven at the moment.

About five hours on nornal.

>having the campaign beaten THIS early

you guys are fags

Eh? It's only fifteen missions. Three of them don't involve combat, and another 9 are very short missions.

Plus I was off college yesterday, so I didn't want to do anything else.

I'd ask to play with you guys, but my mic is just trash right now.

Every time I hear someone in the chat, it either just goes static, or I can't hear it at all. :/

I thought you were being a dick D:

Started campaign. Mission 1+2. Really fucking fun.

First half was great. Second half was the same encounters over and over again.

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I swear you fight the Warden like 12 times.

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He's a centralised AI with "a few million bodies", a concept not uncommon with the forerunners.

So I put the update on to download after finishing the campaign in offline mode. Skipped to 86% in 45 minutes, but it's only gone up to 93% in 7 hours.


The fuck?

So I put the update on to download after finishing the campaign in offline mode. Skipped to 86% in 45 minutes, but it's only gone up to 93% in 7 hours.


The fuck?

Yeah I noticed that too, for some reason the bulk of it is that last 10%

So I put the update on to download after finishing the campaign in offline mode. Skipped to 86% in 45 minutes, but it's only gone up to 93% in 7 hours.


The fuck?

Yeah I noticed that too, for some reason the bulk of it is that last 10%

Oh

I was hoping to play some warzone today. Guess not. Wish they'd make the campaign playable in updates.