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i've actually played more h2 and ce btb

it's still cancer when people vote for A R S T A R T S on valhalla
Never ever vote H3

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i've actually played more h2 and ce btb

it's still cancer when people vote for A R S T A R T S on valhalla
Never ever vote H3

Fixed
Flag on Standoff or Valhalla are the GOAT gametypes. Apologize right now


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i've actually played more h2 and ce btb

it's still cancer when people vote for A R S T A R T S on valhalla
Never ever vote H3

Fixed
Flag on Standoff or Valhalla are the GOAT gametypes. Apologize right now

Not after the 30,000th time in a row it's not.
And again Halo 3's gameplay isnt even that good anyway. BR spread + Projectile hit detection is legitamately worse than Pre TU Reach Bloom, and the fact that they are trying to fuck up the Halo 5 BR with that shit now physicaly hurts mme.


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i've actually played more h2 and ce btb

it's still cancer when people vote for A R S T A R T S on valhalla
Never ever vote H3 King of the Hill

my thoughts exactly

i understand why they'd remove the br, but matches always feel so slow and like nothing really goes on


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i've actually played more h2 and ce btb

it's still cancer when people vote for A R S T A R T S on valhalla
Never ever vote H3

Fixed
Flag on Standoff or Valhalla are the GOAT gametypes. Apologize right now

Gotta be Heavy, I need my sniper rifle and banshee


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Gotta be Heavy, I need my sniper rifle and banshee
Heavies on Standoff was just retarded, but in a fun way.


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Are people still on this "Rey is a feminist Mary Sue that's turning the frogs gay" meme? And even if she is, that's still about a million times more character than Locke has.


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Again I'd like to pose the question:

What actual  important purpose does Osiris serve in Halo 5's narative other than being a plot device to beak Blue Team out of jail in the last mission?

They take up 12/15 of the games missions and spend 11 of those literally playing catch-up with the game's actual plot and meandering on filler world while managing to not develop a shred of character as if this was Naruto: ODST.
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Again I'd like to pose the question:

What actual  important purpose does Osiris serve in Halo 5's narative other than being a plot device to beak Blue Team out of jail in the last mission?

They take up 12/15 of the games missions and spend 11 of those literally playing catch-up with the game's actual plot and meandering on filler world while managing to not develop a shred of character as if this was Naruto: ODST.
Nearly all of Halo 5 is filler which renders Halo 4 filler lmao.

We get to the final mission and we're in nearly the same place as we were at the start of Halo 4:
-Chief is missing/Chief is missing with Blue Team
-Covenant is still around under Jul 'Mdama/Covenant is still around under Sali 'Nyon
-Cortana is still alive, but suffering from rampancy/Cortana is still alive, but evil
-Infinity is looking for Forerunner constructs (Halos)/Infinity is looking for Forerunner constructs (Guardians/Genesis)

The only difference is in Halo 5's time there are Prometheans running about.

It's only in the final mission that suddenly there are Guardians taking over the galaxy and there's been an actual meaningful change to the universe (which will no doubt be swept under the rug).


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Again I'd like to pose the question:

What actual  important purpose does Osiris serve in Halo 5's narative other than being a plot device to beak Blue Team out of jail in the last mission?

They take up 12/15 of the games missions and spend 11 of those literally playing catch-up with the game's actual plot and meandering on filler world while managing to not develop a shred of character as if this was Naruto: ODST.
Nearly all of Halo 5 is filler which renders Halo 4 filler lmao.

We get to the final mission and we're in nearly the same place as we were at the start of Halo 4:
-Chief is missing/Chief is missing with Blue Team
-Covenant is still around under Jul 'Mdama/Covenant is still around under Sali 'Nyon
-Cortana is still alive, but suffering from rampancy/Cortana is still alive, but evil
-Infinity is looking for Forerunner constructs (Halos)/Infinity is looking for Forerunner constructs (Guardians/Genesis)

The only difference is in Halo 5's time there are Prometheans running about.

It's only in the final mission that suddenly there are Guardians taking over the galaxy and there's been an actual meaningful change to the universe (which will no doubt be swept under the rug).
Halo 6
Blue team left their armor lock at home and need to go back and get it, we don't see them for the rest of the game
Atriox and his gang overthrow the Neo Covenant - Nu Covenant are now your allies
Cortana's PMS is over and she is back to being good, she kills off all the Guardians.
Atriox finds a new Halo ring and wants to activate it
The gravemind gets revived on the Ark and now wants to stop Atriox
The Arbiter travels to the ring to stop Atriox.
They all end up in the ring's activation room and stop it from activating
Atriox spil-spaces out when he is about to die.
This puts all the other Halo rings in stand-by mode and they have to go to the Ark now
MC is on a forerunner ship. His mission is to Finish This Fight™


Halo 7
Chief reaches the Domain™ HQ to retrieve Cortana
Gravemind is holding her captive while learning all of the Domain™ secrets
You 'kill' the gravemind and Save Cortana
Cortana knows where Atriox is
You go to the Ark again
One of the rings is being re-built. Pre-mature activation will blow it up and kill the remaining flood
'Exuberant' gets corrupted by the flood
In the activation room, palmer gets killed by Exuberant and you avenge her.
You and arbiter escape the exploding ring
The end???


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Again I'd like to pose the question:

What actual  important purpose does Osiris serve in Halo 5's narative other than being a plot device to beak Blue Team out of jail in the last mission?

They take up 12/15 of the games missions and spend 11 of those literally playing catch-up with the game's actual plot and meandering on filler world while managing to not develop a shred of character as if this was Naruto: ODST.
Nearly all of Halo 5 is filler which renders Halo 4 filler lmao.

We get to the final mission and we're in nearly the same place as we were at the start of Halo 4:
-Chief is missing/Chief is missing with Blue Team
-Covenant is still around under Jul 'Mdama/Covenant is still around under Sali 'Nyon
-Cortana is still alive, but suffering from rampancy/Cortana is still alive, but evil
-Infinity is looking for Forerunner constructs (Halos)/Infinity is looking for Forerunner constructs (Guardians/Genesis)

The only difference is in Halo 5's time there are Prometheans running about.

It's only in the final mission that suddenly there are Guardians taking over the galaxy and there's been an actual meaningful change to the universe (which will no doubt be swept under the rug).
Halo 6
Blue team left their armor lock at home and need to go back and get it, we don't see them for the rest of the game
Atriox and his gang overthrow the Neo Covenant - Nu Covenant are now your allies
Cortana's PMS is over and she is back to being good, she kills off all the Guardians.
Atriox finds a new Halo ring and wants to activate it
The gravemind gets revived on the Ark and now wants to stop Atriox
The Arbiter travels to the ring to stop Atriox.
They all end up in the ring's activation room and stop it from activating
Atriox spil-spaces out when he is about to die.
This puts all the other Halo rings in stand-by mode and they have to go to the Ark now
MC is on a forerunner ship. His mission is to Finish This Fight™


Halo 7
Chief reaches the Domain™ HQ to retrieve Cortana
Gravemind is holding her captive while learning all of the Domain™ secrets
You 'kill' the gravemind and Save Cortana
Cortana knows where Atriox is
You go to the Ark again
One of the rings is being re-built. Pre-mature activation will blow it up and kill the remaining flood
'Exuberant' gets corrupted by the flood
In the activation room, palmer gets killed by Exuberant and you avenge her.
You and arbiter escape the exploding ring
The end???

You forgot the part where they kill off half the major characters in the game's opening credit text.


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And with this I can garunte you they DID cut out half of Halo Wars 2s story because just like with Halo 4, 343i does not have the balls to properly folow up on what they've set up in Halo 5.

Expect Cortana dead by the first trailer screen of Halo 6



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That pussy of a fight considered to be racism? Smh


 
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That pussy of a fight considered to be racism? Smh

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I miss playing the MCC


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Again I'd like to pose the question:

What actual  important purpose does Osiris serve in Halo 5's narative other than being a plot device to beak Blue Team out of jail in the last mission?

They take up 12/15 of the games missions and spend 11 of those literally playing catch-up with the game's actual plot and meandering on filler world while managing to not develop a shred of character as if this was Naruto: ODST.
Nearly all of Halo 5 is filler which renders Halo 4 filler lmao.

We get to the final mission and we're in nearly the same place as we were at the start of Halo 4:
-Chief is missing/Chief is missing with Blue Team
-Covenant is still around under Jul 'Mdama/Covenant is still around under Sali 'Nyon
-Cortana is still alive, but suffering from rampancy/Cortana is still alive, but evil
-Infinity is looking for Forerunner constructs (Halos)/Infinity is looking for Forerunner constructs (Guardians/Genesis)

The only difference is in Halo 5's time there are Prometheans running about.

It's only in the final mission that suddenly there are Guardians taking over the galaxy and there's been an actual meaningful change to the universe (which will no doubt be swept under the rug).
Halo 6
Blue team left their armor lock at home and need to go back and get it, we don't see them for the rest of the game
Atriox and his gang overthrow the Neo Covenant - Nu Covenant are now your allies
Cortana's PMS is over and she is back to being good, she kills off all the Guardians.
Atriox finds a new Halo ring and wants to activate it
The gravemind gets revived on the Ark and now wants to stop Atriox
The Arbiter travels to the ring to stop Atriox.
They all end up in the ring's activation room and stop it from activating
Atriox spil-spaces out when he is about to die.
This puts all the other Halo rings in stand-by mode and they have to go to the Ark now
MC is on a forerunner ship. His mission is to Finish This Fight™


Halo 7
Chief reaches the Domain™ HQ to retrieve Cortana
Gravemind is holding her captive while learning all of the Domain™ secrets
You 'kill' the gravemind and Save Cortana
Cortana knows where Atriox is
You go to the Ark again
One of the rings is being re-built. Pre-mature activation will blow it up and kill the remaining flood
'Exuberant' gets corrupted by the flood
In the activation room, palmer gets killed by Exuberant and you avenge her.
You and arbiter escape the exploding ring
The end???

You forgot the part where they kill off half the major characters in the game's opening credit text.
Halo 6 only comes out as a comic book - duuuuh.


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I miss playing the MCC
You're not missing much.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
I miss playing the MCC
You're not missing much.
I just got hit with a sudden urge to play the good Halo multiplayer again, that's why I miss playing the MCC.


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I miss playing the MCC
You're not missing much.
I just got hit with a sudden urge to play the good Halo multiplayer again, that's why I miss playing the MCC.
sep7 Halo 2 XBC Lobby when?


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"by next spring we will see the next build of the MCC"

https://twitter.com/Halo/status/920444326743654400
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"by next spring we will see the next build of the MCC"

https://twitter.com/Halo/status/920444326743654400

That's what happens when you make a company slap 4 ports onto one game with less than a year to do it, and then make tham sell that game to a fanbase of rabid fucking dogs.
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well that's great and all but next spring??


 
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well that's great and all but next spring??
343 likes to address things months/years too late


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