Spoiler Halo Mega Thread

Best part of Warzone is the marines tbh.

Your team is losing heavily and getting absolutely steamrolled. Like, this is Normandy Beach teir chaos and your team's the one taking the assfucking.

As you retreat further into the base, you happen to bump paths with a marine.

Years of seeing Covenant wiping out humanity mercilessly, death after death, existing as a meager human when the lowest Forerunner construct could vaporize him with utter ease, and ultimately, still being a marine while the volunteer Spartan IV project exists, thus meaning he is a true failure as a human combat specialist, has left this man utterly dead inside.

He stares at you briefly with a smile and says in the friendliest voice he can muster, "Hey there Spartan!" Before turning to walk into a literal tidal wave of frag grenades from the oncoming enemy team.

tfw you can't equip every marine in the base with Nornfang and SPNKr Prime

343i has such a cringey fucking sense of humour jesus fuck.

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They can't keep getting away with it.

343i has such a cringey fucking sense of humour jesus fuck.

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They can't keep getting away with it.

343 reminds of those nerd types who're heavily invested into a series and end up thinking where the series could go in an elaborate attempt to make it better then the base producers, but then get their ideas shot to shambles when put under scrutiny.

Heart's in the right place. But they're nerds.

343i has such a cringey fucking sense of humour jesus fuck.

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They can't keep getting away with it.

Have you seen your own YouTube channel?

Take note that us here are the only people ever bitching about these.

343i has such a cringey fucking sense of humour jesus fuck.

YouTube

They can't keep getting away with it.

Have you seen your own YouTube channel?

Take note that us here are the only people ever bitching about these.

I provide the highest fucking quality comedy on YouTube, this shit is just tragic.

Whatsup with the Halo community now? For some reason, everyone seems to cluster over at /r/halo on Reddit. And while that subreddit was decent 4 years ago, it's just filled with a bunch of competitive morons. You can't actually discuss anything Halo there anymore unless it directly relates to Warzone or a "sweet kill" in arena. Even a few months before Halo 5's release, every post there was about future games and the books, and the shows, and the story. Now it's nothing but multiplayer kills. So much for Halo being multi-media.

Just weird.

Whatsup with the Halo community now? For some reason, everyone seems to cluster over at /r/halo on Reddit. And while that subreddit was decent 4 years ago, it's just filled with a bunch of competitive morons. You can't actually discuss anything Halo there anymore unless it directly relates to Warzone or a "sweet kill" in arena. Even a few months before Halo 5's release, every post there was about future games and the books, and the shows, and the story. Now it's nothing but multiplayer kills. So much for Halo being multi-media.

Just weird.

It's because the competitive crowd drove the story community off the subreddit. Even now, if you post something story or lore related, you'll get people directing you off r/Halo.

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livestream

fucking brilliant audio work on this livestream

BRAVO 343I YOUR STREAM IS FUCKED

Another shit map

At least is not generic human colony #104117087343

How are they this incompetent

I love how you two are the only ones bitching the stream chat

It's a tradition, we do it every time.

>We're the only ones
>people complaining about lack of infection
>people complaining about laggy stream

Oh

There was a Prometheans = Boring

>We're the only ones
>people complaining about lack of infection
>people complaining about laggy stream

Oh

>99.99% of the infection comments ended within the first 5 minutes
>Implying  reacting to technical issues as they happen is the same as spamming "my son's coffin has more content than Halo 5"  and other similar shitposts throughout the entire stream"

It's a meme you dip.

>We're the only ones
>people complaining about lack of infection
>people complaining about laggy stream

Oh

>Implying  reacting to technical issues as they happen is the same as spamming "my son's coffin has more content than Halo 5"  and other similar shitposts throughout the entire stream"

He's not wrong tho

It's a meme you dip.

I would go gay to destroy all memes

It's a meme you dip.

I would go gay to destroy all memes

How come memes are still here then.

WEATHER FORGE

HORRY SHEIT

DEM PLANTS DOE

Forge team is best girl

i sent unyshek a message hopefully i get onto the stream

Infected finally coming.


Yes.

Only took half a year

Infection is here. Everybody can shut up now