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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
Snake is shown as being very cynical, most likely due to the hypocrisy of the U.S. government, and appears to be willing to do anything to survive. He is terse, stern in his speech, and holds nothing sacred or even important. He does however hold a loose code of honor.

He frequently shows coolness and level-headed thinking under extremely stressful situations. Although he will kill without remorse or hesitation, he does not kill for fun or when it is unnecessary. He is also known for his quick wit and gallows humor.


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Just because the new Halos are garbage doesn't retroactively make lolreach any good.


 
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Just because the new Halos are garbage doesn't retroactively make lolreach any good.

Reach is a fine game. The problem was Jono didn't understand that effort and "soul" doesn't always equate to a game's quality, and was saying that because Reach wasn't as good as Halo 3, it had 1/10th the "soul" Halo 3 had. Which is just absurd.


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The game’s vidocs being good doesn’t make the game have soul. Just look at Destiny.


 
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The game’s vidocs being good doesn’t make the game have soul. Just look at Destiny.

Destiny had a lot of soul, too. It was just butchered a year before release.


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Even Destiny has soul lol. The game's music and art style are full of it, regardless of how the overall game turned out.


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Hey.
I came here from b.net after a few Floods invited me. None of them post on either b.net nor here anymore, which is sad. I was still active on b.net until for some bizarre reason, b.net admins locked out people who have not played Destiny. Even if you wanted to post on the offtopic section. After that, I fully moved here and have not returned to b.net since.
Please come play Halo with me.
Even Destiny has soul lol. The game's music and art style are full of it, regardless of how the overall game turned out.
The levels look cool too.

Too bad activi$ion slapped the game with their greasy cock.


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so i felt like playing the mcc and ended up working on odst laso

so far ive done 3 missions and need 6 more. it's not too bad


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so i felt like playing the mcc and ended up working on odst laso

so far ive done 3 missions and need 6 more. it's not too bad
ODST laso is piss easy. I did both laso playlists and the second one I did in 3 hours or something lol


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so i felt like playing the mcc and ended up working on odst laso

so far ive done 3 missions and need 6 more. it's not too bad
ODST laso is piss easy. I did both laso playlists and the second one I did in 3 hours or something lol

after odst ima do halo 4 laso

i did legendary under 3 hours for halo 4, so hopefully i remember how to do time/ass-saving tricks


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ODST is actually the best laso for first timers. The tilt skull makes you tanky and is less punishing.


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ODST is actually the best laso for first timers. The tilt skull makes you tanky and is less punishing.

this isnt my first laso tho

ce was my first, laso on that was hard as balls


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ODST is actually the best laso for first timers. The tilt skull makes you tanky and is less punishing.

this isnt my first laso tho

ce was my first, laso on that was hard as balls
I know. and screw CE laso I did pillar of autumn and had enough


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ODST is actually the best laso for first timers. The tilt skull makes you tanky and is less punishing.

this isnt my first laso tho

ce was my first, laso on that was hard as balls
I know. and screw CE laso I did pillar of autumn and had enough

pillar of autumn wasnt too bad

truth and reconciliation is difficult on another dimension

my friend and i spent probably spent around 10+ hours on that level alone


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ODST is actually the best laso for first timers. The tilt skull makes you tanky and is less punishing.

this isnt my first laso tho

ce was my first, laso on that was hard as balls
I know. and screw CE laso I did pillar of autumn and had enough

pillar of autumn wasnt too bad

truth and reconciliation is difficult on another dimension

my friend and i spent probably spent around 10+ hours on that level alone
Don't you have to do the triple overshield jump, if you can get to it that is. I've tried that trick before and it's way to difficult for me :(


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ODST is actually the best laso for first timers. The tilt skull makes you tanky and is less punishing.

this isnt my first laso tho

ce was my first, laso on that was hard as balls
I know. and screw CE laso I did pillar of autumn and had enough

pillar of autumn wasnt too bad

truth and reconciliation is difficult on another dimension

my friend and i spent probably spent around 10+ hours on that level alone
Don't you have to do the triple overshield jump, if you can get to it that is. I've tried that trick before and it's way to difficult for me :(

yeah, it was so hard we lost all motivation and gave up, like 3 hours in

we didnt even attempt it again til months later, and we spent like another 4 hours just to get to that part, and another hour to nail the trick safely  :o :o :o


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>Spartan 3's becoming 80s cartoon superheroes telling people to  forgive the Ellites and Stay in School
>Spartan IIIs tellnig people to forgive the elites
>16 year old kids bullying Elites
>16 Year old kids beating up grunts
>Fucking Virgil beats a GUARDIAN

Oh no
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>Spartan 3's becoming 80s cartoon superheroes telling people to  forgive the Ellites and Stay in School
>Spartan IIIs tellnig people to forgive the elites
>16 year old kids bullying Elites
>16 Year old kids beating up grunts
>Fucking Virgil beats a GUARDIAN

Oh no
>Halo High School drama

Holy shit just torch this franchise already. End it now.


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finished oni alpha site on laso, 4 more missions to go

laso odst is too easy


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>Spartan 3's becoming 80s cartoon superheroes telling people to  forgive the Ellites and Stay in School
>Spartan IIIs tellnig people to forgive the elites
>16 year old kids bullying Elites
>16 Year old kids beating up grunts
>Fucking Virgil beats a GUARDIAN

Oh no
hahaha this franchise is a fucking joke


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Because mentally unstable orphans who were conscripted because of their burning desire to fight back against the aliens that killed their parents and then given military training and require drugs to not go ballistic and murder everything they see are totally role models for kids

Oh wait this is the same company that says PTSD can be cured by punching someone in the face


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When 343 says that we are getting simpler stories and this is what follows here's what I'm imagining.

In Halo 6 you play as a 13 year old kid  dual weilding Katanas who is Master Chief's apprentice. After like 2 hours of cutting down Elites, Hunters and a fucking guardian, you sit Cortana down and explain to her why genocide and slavery are bad. Everyone is friends again and warden teaches you how to be the ultimate sword master™


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remember when 343 made fun of PTSD https://youtu.be/iqRNK6B1Zz8?t=2m37s


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>Spartan 3's becoming 80s cartoon superheroes telling people to  forgive the Ellites and Stay in School
>Spartan IIIs tellnig people to forgive the elites
>16 year old kids bullying Elites
>16 Year old kids beating up grunts
>Fucking Virgil beats a GUARDIAN

Oh no

Lol what? This is like bad fanfiction and it makes Halo 5's trainwreck of a "story" look good in comparison.
Halo's lore has become a damn travesty.


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im on the last mission for odst laso

feel like this ones gonna be one of the harder ones


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im on the last mission for odst laso

feel like this ones gonna be one of the harder ones
No, tilt makes the oilphant invincible and once you get to the scorpion it's braindead


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remember when 343 made fun of PTSD https://youtu.be/iqRNK6B1Zz8?t=2m37s
Gotta say that I see nothing wrong with this. It wasn't 343 making fun of PTSD, it was Cortana trying to mock and destabilize the spartans any way she could by referring to their past experiences and traumas in an attempt to get to and distract them. That's like saying DC is making fun of orphans and homicide because they have the Joker bringing up Batman's parents dying and laughing about it to throw him off his focus.


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remember when 343 made fun of PTSD https://youtu.be/iqRNK6B1Zz8?t=2m37s
Gotta say that I see nothing wrong with this. It wasn't 343 making fun of PTSD, it was Cortana trying to mock and destabilize the spartans any way she could by referring to their past experiences and traumas in an attempt to get to and distract them. That's like saying DC is making fun of orphans and homicide because they have the Joker bringing up Batman's parents dying and laughing about it to throw him off his focus.

And that's the big problem with modern Halo in its main story. Cortana wasn't suppose to be a heartless spineless bitch. That's just not her character at all.

The only way 343 can redeem Halo now is if they reveal that this is a rampant Cortana and that they killed the real one off. Its the only thing that would make any fucking sense at this point.

Honestly, I hate what 343 has done to Halo. Hate it hate it hate it.

Cortana may have been annoying in Halo 3 but Bungie was at least trying to tell the story in a new way without cutting to a cut scene each time, but at least she wasn't a bitch like how she later became one within Halo 4 and 5.

Halo has always had flaws to start with in its story, but the direction 343 took is about as bad as the direction Star Wars took with The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi