Spoiler Halo Mega Thread

 
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Paul Crocker, the lead writer for Batman: Arkham Knight and Arkham Origins is the new narative director for Halo.

I haven't played the Arkham games, so what are we looking at in terms of writing quality here?

You could say he's a... crock.


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Happy birthday to the game that started it all!



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I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW ARBITEEER
WE GO BACK TO THE ARK

REMEMBER THE CARTOGRAPHER?


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I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW ARBITEEER
WE GO BACK TO THE ARK

REMEMBER THE CARTOGRAPHER?
I CLAPPED. I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT!


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that scene where chief fought locke in the hallway at the end was awesome, I got chills


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What the fuck are you guys talking about?


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What the fuck are you guys talking about?

some shitty youtube meme


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HaloFollower's SFM machinima?


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What the fuck are you guys talking about?

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HaloFollower's SFM machinima?
No, the best part of Rogue One.
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HaloFollower's SFM machinima?
No, the best part of Rogue One.
YouTube

Ah, is this one of those times when something you guys talk about on Discord or the chon cross-overs into Sep7?


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Is Halo dead yet.


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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Halo 5 Guardians. The storytelling is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of advanced philosophy most of the themes will go over a typical player’s head. There’s also Cortana’s totaly not evil outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Nobel Prize winner, KAren Traviss' literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the writing, to realise that it's not just cool action set peices- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Halo 5 Guardians' story truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the depth in Cortana's existential catchphrase “That Monster Forced you this is a gift,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Brian Reed’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Frank O' Conner body pillow. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎


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i miss looking through the Most Viewed/Recommended/etc photos on reach, now it's just a whole bunch of clan cancer


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Behold our punishment for complaining about the art style.


 
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Behold our punishment for complaining about the art style.
Some say he's actually a machine and not a human


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I got the Gears suit.


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Behold our punishment for complaining about the art style.
What is this abomination?


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What is this abomination?
Forza now has an MC suit.


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Behold our punishment for complaining about the art style.
Halo 6 looking lit


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Behold our punishment for complaining about the art style.
Halo 6 looking lit
Master Chief is now a trans woman. This is him after a 1 year oestrogen therapy.


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>You will never get home after school and play halo 3 with your xbox live friends until 2 in the morning ever again


 
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>You will never get home after school and play halo 3 with your xbox live friends until 2 in the morning ever again
>you will never see 300,000+ people online playing Halo ever again on a consistent basis
>you will never see Social Slayer have a population over 75,000 ever again
>you will never be able to see shitty pictures in people's file shares before a match starts


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>You will never get home after school and play halo 3 with your xbox live friends until 2 in the morning ever again
>you will never see 300,000+ people online playing Halo ever again on a consistent basis
>you will never see Social Slayer have a population over 75,000 ever again
>you will never be able to see shitty pictures in people's file shares before a match starts
>you will never see your capped out friend list with 12 people playing matchmaking and another 15 running custom game lobbies ever again
>You will never get to experience getting your first perfection ever again
>You will never buy Bungie Pro so you can fill your fileshare with memes and anime girl weapon art ever again
>You will never watch halo 3 machinimas for the first time ever again.


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I love you, son.
no guys play halo 5 its the best!!!


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Y'know I was never that into Halo but I had a fuckload of fun playing 3 and Reach


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>You will never get home after school and play halo 3 with your xbox live friends until 2 in the morning ever again
>you will never see 300,000+ people online playing Halo ever again on a consistent basis
>you will never see Social Slayer have a population over 75,000 ever again
>you will never be able to see shitty pictures in people's file shares before a match starts
>you will never see your capped out friend list with 12 people playing matchmaking and another 15 running custom game lobbies ever again
>You will never get to experience getting your first perfection ever again
>You will never buy Bungie Pro so you can fill your fileshare with memes and anime girl weapon art ever again
>You will never watch halo 3 machinimas for the first time ever again.
Please stop. Why even live anymore?