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And complaining about how easily they gunned past Covenant and Forerunner forces is bogus too.

Humanity was always up against insurmountable odds during the war, which is why they were constantly getting shredded by the Covies.
They hade significantly inferior tech, weaponry, and fewer numbers, against alien species that were significantly better fighters in every way equipped with tech that made humanity's tech look like WW1 tech by comparison.

In this cinematic, the Spartans have the upper hand. They have the element of surprise, air support, and vastly improved tech compared to what they had during the war.
They're also fighting Jul's ragtag remnant faction of rejects and losers, who have nothing on the War-era Covenant.

As well as the fact that 343s material has already stated that the Promethian Armiger Soldiers are Noble Team AI levels of ineffective.


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Captain America is a genetically enhanced supersoldier from WW2, and he's a superhero.
Tony Stark has power armour, and he's a superhero.
Fucking Batman is a highly trained human with no power armour or genetic enhancements, and he's a superhero.

Spartan's - who are soldiers 500 years in the future - have all three of these things, but god forbid you even imply that they're anything like superheroes.
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As well as the fact that 343s material has already stated that the Promethian Armiger Soldiers are Noble Team AI levels of ineffective.
this doesn't apply because in-game AI quality doesn't carry into the canon.


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I like the fact they put her shield taking damage in there too.

Also, didn't notice that elite either. Lol get fucked.
Notice the localized shield flaring on the Elites shields when they get shot?

Nice attention to detail.


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As well as the fact that 343s material has already stated that the Promethian Armiger Soldiers are Noble Team AI levels of ineffective.
this doesn't apply because in-game AI quality doesn't carry into the canon.

That was actually just a bit of a joke not a legitimate comaprison.
343s material on the armigers said they war an extremely ineffective fighting force,
I was just ragging on Noble's AI


 
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This talk on Super heroes and I remember I saw this uh... thing.
I wonder when the X vs. X comments comes into play?



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The way the enemies are being downplayed ITT makes me think a friendly NPC could actually survive on its own for more than 5 seconds without dying.

What even is this foreign game


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Captain America is a genetically enhanced supersoldier from WW2, and he's a superhero.
Tony Stark has power armour, and he's a superhero.
Fucking Batman is a highly trained human with no power armour or genetic enhancements, and he's a superhero.

Spartan's - who are soldiers 500 years in the future - have all three of these things, but god forbid you even imply that they're anything like superheroes.

and nobody seems to even care that this happened

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As well as the fact that 343s material has already stated that the Promethian Armiger Soldiers are Noble Team AI levels of ineffective.
this doesn't apply because in-game AI quality doesn't carry into the canon.

That was actually just a bit of a joke not a legitimate comaprison.
343s material on the armigers said they war an extremely ineffective fighting force,
I was just ragging on Noble's AI
oh

armigers were mainly designed for infiltration and to fight in smaller spaces like ships, because knights were too big and were designed for open ground combat.


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Captain America is a genetically enhanced supersoldier from WW2, and he's a superhero.
Tony Stark has power armour, and he's a superhero.
Fucking Batman is a highly trained human with no power armour or genetic enhancements, and he's a superhero.

Spartan's - who are soldiers 500 years in the future - have all three of these things, but god forbid you even imply that they're anything like superheroes.
and nobody seems to even care that this happened

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>the package


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The way the enemies are being downplayed ITT makes me think a friendly NPC could actually survive on its own for more than 5 seconds without dying.

What even is this foreign game
And complaining about how easily they gunned past Covenant and Forerunner forces is bogus too.

Humanity was always up against insurmountable odds during the war, which is why they were constantly getting shredded by the Covies.
They hade significantly inferior tech, weaponry, and fewer numbers, against alien species that were significantly better fighters in every way equipped with tech that made humanity's tech look like WW1 tech by comparison.

In this cinematic, the Spartans have the upper hand. They have the element of surprise, air support, and vastly improved tech compared to what they had during the war.
They're also fighting Jul's ragtag remnant faction of rejects and losers, who have nothing on the War-era Covenant.


 
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Hey, the package showed a good example of what Spartans should be able to do.


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Oh and "The Spartans are running to fast"

Umm what was Kelly's fastest recorded sprint again?


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The way the enemies are being downplayed ITT makes me think a friendly NPC could actually survive on its own for more than 5 seconds without dying.

What even is this foreign game
And complaining about how easily they gunned past Covenant and Forerunner forces is bogus too.

Humanity was always up against insurmountable odds during the war, which is why they were constantly getting shredded by the Covies.
They hade significantly inferior tech, weaponry, and fewer numbers, against alien species that were significantly better fighters in every way equipped with tech that made humanity's tech look like WW1 tech by comparison.

In this cinematic, the Spartans have the upper hand. They have the element of surprise, air support, and vastly improved tech compared to what they had during the war.
They're also fighting Jul's ragtag remnant faction of rejects and losers, who have nothing on the War-era Covenant.

I was making a joke man.


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Oh and "The Spartans are running to fast"

Umm what was Kelly's fastest recorded sprint again?
She can run in bursts of up to 62kph


 
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Even if it was cheesy as all hell


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That was without MJOLNIR too, wasn't it?


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Even if it was cheesy as all hell
I was referring more to le anime halsey more than anything


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That was without MJOLNIR too, wasn't it?
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He has bloody toe shoes, lmfao what a faggot


 
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Even if it was cheesy as all hell
I was referring more to le anime halsey more than anything
Oh, well yeah
Even I didn't like that.


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If we don't see Linda do some batshit crazy MLG 360s with her sniper then Halo 5 is unplayable.

Literally unplayable.


 
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QTE quickscope.

Here we go


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If we don't see Linda do some batshit crazy MLG 360s with her sniper then Halo 5 is unplayable.

Literally unplayable.

I will literaly burn microsoft to the ground if Linda's AI ends up another Jun

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Damn, now I have to choose between this and fallout

Tough choice


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Damn, now I have to choose between this and fallout

Tough choice
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Wat r u, casul?
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Also the "hurr superheroes now" comments don't make sense.
Spartans literally are superheroes, and always have been. Just because they aren't Marvel or DC doesn't change anything.
Nobody even blinks when Captain America fights toe to to against some reality bending demigod bullshit with nothing bur a fucking Frisbee made of shit that doesn't even exist.

Numerous times in this site I've argued that comics break their canon powers and limits. It's called power creep, particularly concerning "peak human ability" characters like Batman and Cap. I completely understand that the new spartans are more agile and strong (see: power creep). But literally flying using little booster jets, crashing through a huge boulder, destroying forerunner soldier with a few bullets, throwing elites around like toys, and running down a snowy mountain with no trouble, it's just dumb. Why would the UNSC drop them on top of a mountain in the middle of a air and ground battle? Why were they briefed on the mission literally 10 seconds before jumping? Did Locke seriously get a comms check while flying uncontrolled towards a mountain?

The video was cool, but it's also pretty silly. It's hard to argue that their powers are canon, when we won't experience anything similar in gameplay. And of course, gameplay isn't canon, but it's really the only canon that matters since it's a video game. It's kind of shitty to tell players that your character is so fast and strong and powerful, and then give gameplay where we jog, hop short walls, and actually need more than a few bullets to kill shielded enemies. Sure Bungie underplayed their Spartans in the games, but it was a more consistent gameplay experience. Cheif never really does anything that you couldn't do in the game.
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This is bottom of te barrel tier of things to dislike about 343. If you're going to hate them, at least think of better reasons.