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[insert joke about how the character limit is too small for me to post my list]

Games you're not a fan of.

try to explain why (to see who can piss the most people off)


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Most early Nintendo games
Last of Us
Final Fantasy X-XII
Mario Party
Half Life 2, Episode 2
Portal 1 & 2
TF2
Mother 2
Pokemon Stadium (Coliseum was way better)
Ico
Shadow of the Colossus
Metal Gear Solid 2


 
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Just throwing this out there. Destiny.
The game is not inherently bad but I despise what Bungie did to it and what they hyped it to be.
Beyond the obvious however I can't say I HATE any game really =/


 
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Dark Souls cause its boring as fuck


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Metroid Other M. You all know I've beaten this game to dead, but I will do it again and again until that this is rectoned out of the space-time continuum

Fucking garbage sexist twilight fanfic story that breaks the timeline of the entire series and ruins probably one of the most iconic female charachters in all of gaming and almost made. me agree with Anita Saekeesian of all people. Literaly every Charachter but Anthony is shit and even he's not all that good, and there's enough plotholes that the game creates within itself to burry the entire series in. There are subplots in the game that go nowhere, like one of the marines being an assassin. That shit just like everything else in the game resolves itself and it has no bearing on the plot whatsoever. And in the end Samus accomplishes nothing and does not even grow as a person. All that realy happens is Adam dies In the most retarded way possible, making his implied death in the Zero mission manga go to waste.

And the gameplay is just as fucked, you button mash your way through the most uninspired linear game of all time that's constantly interrupted by clunky fist person implementation and the most horrible overly long unskippable cutscenes of all time. There is no exploration, no massive puzzles that made the godamn genre to begin with, and button mashing makes the game un losable because the dodge mechanic is so absolutely broken. And that bullshit with the power bombs and the queen Metroid was so absolutely retarded. I would have never known what to do if someone hadn't told me about that bullshit in advanced.
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Dark Souls cause its boring as fuck
dark souls would've been at the top of my list, too

not because it's my least favorite game or anything--far from it

i just LOVE pissing off dark souls fanboys

and it just so happens that all dark souls fans also happen to be fanboys *shrug*


 
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sexist
anita sarkeesian, please go
nothing could ever possibly be sexist, ever
feminism is a joke

just kidding i agree 100%
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sexist
anita sarkeesian, please go
nothing could ever possibly be sexist, ever
feminism is a joke

just kidding i agree 100%

This
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and it just so happens that all dark souls fans also happen to be fanboys *shrug*
It's that weird effect where you either play and love it, or just dislike it.

There is never an "in between".


 
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Anyway, uhhh...

Destiny. I think. Or Assassins Creed 3. I beat both, but I mean, they're shit. Destiny for obvious reasons

AC3 because it literally took the assassin out of it, had the Forrest Gump effect (where Connor is in every historical event just because), and the main character was boring as fuck.


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I don't really like anything Nintendo at all. But I'm not gonna act like I have a valid reason and they are inherently bad or anything, I just don't care for them.


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uhhh...

- korrie
I don't really like anything Nintendo at all. But I'm not gonna act like I have a valid reason and they are inherently bad or anything, I just don't care for them.


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Assassins Creed.
The first one.
Can't stand it, it's just so boring to play and doesn't feel unique at all.


 
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Assassins Creed.
The first one.
Can't stand it, it's just so boring to play and doesn't feel unique at all.
It is VERY repetitive


 
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I don't really like anything Nintendo at all. But I'm not gonna act like I have a valid reason and they are inherently bad or anything, I just don't care for them.
and you call me no fun


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Oh, and Fallout 3. Can't aim, VATs is the only way to play without a ton of mods to make the game work right, and the horrible green overtone is awful.


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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
I don't really like anything Nintendo at all. But I'm not gonna act like I have a valid reason and they are inherently bad or anything, I just don't care for them.
Pretty much this and a few games


MGS: I'm just not into this series and I don't understand the like for it, But that's just me
Halo Reach: I just hated it, so much.
Fallout: They don't appeal to me in any way.
Call Of Duty...


Just... no thanks


 
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The only games I hate are sequels that insult previous games in the series. To which I can only think of a few.

Just going to list things off that I don't enjoy about the game, not going to mini-review them.

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
1. Kojima Productions only made it because Kojima was receiving death threats due to the ambiguity of MGS2's ending. There was no reason for creating a chronological sequel to Sons of Liberty other than to ensure Kojima's survival.

2. Snake's psychological inability to kill himself ruins the character established over the last two decades.

3. There are 9 hours of cutscenes that could but brought down to 5 if they cut out what wasn't needed (Ex. Drebin's monkey smoking and drinking Cola).

4. Boss battles are shallow and uninspired.

5. Big Boss - the titular antagonist of the entire franchise - is brought back to life at the end of the game, for five minutes, just so they can kill off again. All the while, milking Snake Eater's ending just to cheaply emotionalise the player. What's worse, is that they didn't have to do that. David lighting Jack's cigar is a much more emotionally-appropriate and touching scene for the game to have, and it's tainted by the salute.

6. Too much emphasis on weaponry makes it seem that neither stealth nor any of the game's other assets were a high-priority for the developer.

7. Nanomachines are used as a cheap way to "fix" what Sons of Liberty's story did "wrong".

Batman: Arkham Knight
1. Too much emphasis on the Batmobile's "battle mode", which, while fun in short bursts, grows tedious and mundane the further the story progresses. Instead of devoting more time and care to the tried-and-true elements of the game (Ex. combat and predator mechanics), the game suffers as a whole for using the Batmobile as a crutch for the developer's lack of creativity.

2. The entire story reeks of bad fan-fiction. The game was marketed as the franchise's Magnum Opus, and unfortunately, it simply isn't. Every narrative subplot, every character interaction, every line of dialogue, feels like it's been done before. The game advertises high-stakes without ever living up to them for more than the first 2 hours.

3. None of the main characters are of any interest: Batman is Kevin Conroy trying to be what he was in the 90's (and failing), repeating crummy one-liners. Robin is as annoying as Jason Todd was when he was, well, Robin. Nightwing is laughably uncharismatic and cliche. Barbara Gordon is reduced to being the damsel in distress, which just feels like a really cheap shot, considering she's already in a wheelchair. Even Joker is reduced to an immersion-breaking shell of his former laugh-generating self, though, I must commend Hamill for his performance. As always, he's the best at what he does, and what he does, is Joker. Overall, the writing and voice directing are more of an issue than anything else, which is where I should be directing my complaints.

4. The Batmobile's "offensive capabilities" (Ex. "battle mode" and pursuit mode's pacifier rockets), are completely contradictory of Batman's past. He's been hoplophobic since the late 80's, yet he's suddenly okay with using a vulcan cannon and a 60mm machine gun. Right... What's worse, is that, a lot of the time, he's breaking his "no killing" rule by doing one of the following:
i) running unconscious enemies over with the Batmobile
ii) running into conscious thugs in pursuit mode
iii) slamming enemies heads into electrical panels
iv) slamming enemies into electrical fences
v) freezing enemies with liquid nitrogen
vi) snapping necks [cashing cheques]

5. Story feels exceptionally contrived. The Arkham Knight and Scarecrow gather the other big bad's in Gotham to band together and produce $3 Billion. Why do they need that money? For an army. But not just any army - an army of unmanned drones. Why unmanned? So that the developers can have an excuse for including the Batmobile's "battle mode". What's even worse than that, though, is that they don't need an army. THE CITY IS EVACUATED WITHIN THE FIRST HALF OUR OF THE GAME. And to add insult to injury, the Arkham Knight claims to "know every move Batman will make before he makes it". Yet, he, again, he spent $3 Billion on unmanned drones, when he - allegedly - knows BATMAN DOES NOT KILL. His excuse? "You know, I'd be in those tanks fighting you, but then you'd just hold back." Why the fuck do you care if he holds back? You're priority in this game is to kill Batman. That's all you ever whine about.

Coming soon:
Pokemon: Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald
Halo: Combat Evolved
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Oh I almost forgot about these:

Halo 3 ODST
Halo 4
Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters
Midnight Club 3
GTA: Liberty City Stories
Nicktoons Unite!
Halo Wars
Dead Island


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Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask and Pokemon Omega Ruby. Will probably add more detail and other games when I'm not on mobile.


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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
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CoD - hyper-casualized crap, with a retarded and underage community, that practically every AAA FPS aspires to be

Kingdom Hearts - retarded concept.  Saw the trailer for 3...what's so special?

Any modern Sonic game - having a hard time believing that Sega is a legitimate developer

Fable - a series that gets worse and worse with every installment.  It assumes players aren't bright enough to know how to use a map.

Saints Row - once you see the dildo in the trailer, you've seen everything.  Got boring really fast.

Halo 4 - Reach killed competitive Halo, and this finished off what was left.  It just wasn't fun, and there was so much missing or downgraded content.  The worst part: the game is somewhat enjoyable, when you toggle off all the cancer they added, but there weren't any playlists that weren't pure cancer.

Pokemon is also an incredibly slow and repetitive grind.  Really hard to tolerate without an emulator, sped up at like 1000% speed.
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
whoa now Call of Duty was great MW2 and prior. CoD 4 still possesses magic that no fps has been able to replicate.
All Ghillied Up was the dopest mission ever


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Dragon Age 2. Because its bad.


 
 
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It's not so much that I hate it per se, but I think the Witcher 3 is astronomically overrated.

To the die hard fans, that pretty much means I hate it.