Fuck little mac's communist bullshit

Fucks kirby's broken priority (I shouldn't have to execute some ridiculous unintended combo that leaves me vunrible on the ledge to other players just to be able to get back up without being hit by his neutral a)

Fuck dumb niggers begging for Shitley (you dumb fucks aren't even Metroid fans, vote for Rundas or Dark Samus you fucking faggots)

Fuck the Madeline Bergman trophy

Fuck the dumb fucks who labeled the Space Pirates as Zebesians (they aren't even from Zebes, stupid chinks)

Fuck luma

Fuck online Input lag

Fuck clusterfuck run

Fuck the condescending hand-holding automatic difficulty drop for losing in classic mode

Fuck 8 player clusterfuck

Fuck items

Fuck the game ballance for making all of my favorite characters shit

Fuck counters

Fuck the top tier

Fuck the great cave offense

Fuck charizards worthless neutral a

Fuck Samus's start up and ending lag

Fuck SEGA

Fuck random input errors

Fuck Penselvania

Fuck the west coast

Fuck Mexico

Fuck Europe

Fuck China

Fuck Russia

Fuck north and South Korea

Fuck Japan

Fuck dark pits mere existence

Fuck lucina's mere existence

Fuck sonic's entire franchise

Fuck green hill zone

Fuck the passive aggression agains Metroid

Fuck the Wii U

Fuck Nintendo

And FUCK YOU

U mad bro?

U mad bro?

What are you, nine?

Little Mac isn't hard to beat...

He is when you can't land on the godamn stage anymore brcause even if you z-air his faggot ass he counters you from a continent away

Quote from: CK97 on July 23, 2015, 09:28:41 AM

Little Mac isn't hard to beat...

He is when you can't land on the godamn stage anymore brcause even if you z-air his faggot ass he counters you from a continent away

so instead of z-airing (like he predicted), why don't you beat him to the punch and strike him before he hits you

or work on your z-air timing in general

or learn how to effectively DI such that it makes it difficult for him to tail you

do you know how to tech roll?

what character do you use?

i thought about just saying "get good", but i find it a lot more fun to actually help people

Wait Verb who are you talking to? >.>

you, of course

oh okay

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Fuck luma

Oh hell naw 1 v1 me you inbred cunt

No nigger, fuck that little star faggot with an Abrams tank.

Samus is already crappy enough, it doesn't help when I have a little gayass wall there to ,ale everything I do even more useless.

All you have to do is hit one of the shoulder buttons (I always press R) 20 frames or less before you land.

Ok seriously, am I like the only person who can't see this shit frame by frame? Like, is there something wrong with me?

When you're about to hit the floor, hit R. Just try it.

A good place to practice is in Smash Run, but you don't appear to like Smash Run that much <.<

Smash run is fun when
A) the game doesn't instantly turn into Dark Souls: the platformer because of my equipment choices

B) the game sets up clearly biased matches ( defense and arms get maxed out, only for the challenge to be a race where nobody has speed but fucking sonic)

Sounds like you need to git gud honestly.

"Git gud" does not help when you catch a faggot with a perfect up tilt kick at 150%+ dammage and it Literaly sends them absolutely nowhere.

cat is that guy who played rosalina at evo and got booed when he won lol

i wish i could remember his handle, but i can't

i'll try to find it

Quote from: Verbatim on July 23, 2015, 02:45:47 PM

cat is that guy who played rosalina at evo and got booed when he won lol

Holy shit, that happened? What happened? Did he play like zero suit did at e3? Do you have a link?

found it

he's called dabuz, and he's unpopular in the smash community for being a cocky prick while playing as the strongest character in the game

i kinda like him for that, tbh--he just eats up the hate

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new video captures the reaction better