fuck me it hurts seeing my character in horror of whats happening to her

AAAAAAAHHHHH EMET-SELCH SAVE ME!!!! HE’S GOT A KATANA AND I REVEALED ALL OUR ASCIAN SECRETS!!!

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! IT’S DOMAN STEEL FOLDED OVER TEN BILLION TIMES!!!

>Imagine being Elidibus
>Imagine taking over Zenos's body after he killed himself
>Imagine having the strongest body in the entirety of Ilsabard
>Imagine bringing the WoL to their knees with your all powerful zombie body
>Imagine then that you run away from a single edgelord with a spear
>Imagine then while conspiring with the emperor that the soul of that autistic weeab who's body you stole nonchalant walks in on you and starts throwing shade
>Imagine then running with your tail between your legs back to the fucking literal moon while giving him his all powerful body back and spilling all your secrets all because he waved a fucking katana in front of you
>IMAGINE BEING ELIDIBUS IN THE YEAR 2019

MEANWHILE:

>Zenos doesn't give a fuck about life and death, just wants a good hunt
>Body swapping has been established to make you weaker yet he jumps from body to body all the way back to Garlemald
>Scares off the moon-nigger who hijacked his body just by waving a fucking weeab sword in front of him and gets him to reveal all the secrets of the known universe
>First thing he does with his original body back is call his father a fucking pussy for threatening to use chemical weapons and then kills him
>Probably gonna beat the shit out of Gaius too

BASED ZENOS

have the first expert dungeons always been without left side gear on release? Im dying for some Amaurot themed gear.

also i take back what i said about WAR, i want the goddamn sustain back

natsuko ishikawa receiving a standing ovation at pax east for her work on shadowbringers

because of my autism preventing me from playing games out of sequential order regardless of story + the fact that i have a hardline policy against MMOs means that i will literally never play FF14, but the reception of this expansion has me feeling some big-time FOMO right about now

someone tell me that it actually sucks or that i'd hate it or something so i feel less bad

On that note, I was wanting to watch the final cutscene before the final boss on Youtube but all the videos I found either had quiet as shit audio or their character was some degenerate glamour-slut so I decided to record and upload my own character in the cutscene with audio that isn't horrific as shit.

Tell me how you like XII, it's the bar I set all others against in terms of quality.

FF11 is an MMO too

SHIT