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Ninja Gaiden is a hack n slash game but you need to know the combos and be damn good at dodging and blocking to live
if a game actually requires skill and timing and shit to win, it's not really a hack n slash, it's just an action game

the whole point of hack n slash is that they're mindless entertainment for 12 year olds who don't like thinking that much

dmc and bayonetta and mgr arent hack n slash then


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Ninja Gaiden is a hack n slash game but you need to know the combos and be damn good at dodging and blocking to live
if a game actually requires skill and timing and shit to win, it's not really a hack n slash, it's just an action game

the whole point of hack n slash is that they're mindless entertainment for 12 year olds who don't like thinking that much
um excuse me I am thirteen and a half, and quite mature for my age thank you very much


 
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depth is objective. you can calculate it. fundamental controls options x number of varied button inputs + NPC ability.
but none of it matters if the game isn't fun to START with

if the game isn't fun to start with, none of it matters

you shouldn't want to make games fun, and fun in general shouldn't be what you want from a game anyway
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it takes about 3 or 4 hours to really enjoy it

yknow, after youve learnt the game's mechanics and how to do things more effectively
it's instantly magnificent

the moment you start playing the game, it immediately sucks you in from the very first island

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what is countering
something that i can easily bait


 
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Ninja Gaiden is a hack n slash game but you need to know the combos and be damn good at dodging and blocking to live
if a game actually requires skill and timing and shit to win, it's not really a hack n slash, it's just an action game

the whole point of hack n slash is that they're mindless entertainment for 12 year olds who don't like thinking that much
dmc and bayonetta and mgr arent hack n slash then
and they still manage to be garbage

and just to bring this back on topic, hyrule warriors easily among the worst of all, and is a complete insult to the franchise
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depth is objective. you can calculate it. fundamental controls options x number of varied button inputs + NPC ability.
but none of it matters if the game isn't fun to START with

if the game isn't fun to start with, none of it matters

you shouldn't want to make games fun, and fun in general shouldn't be what you want from a game anyway
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it takes about 3 or 4 hours to really enjoy it

yknow, after youve learnt the game's mechanics and how to do things more effectively
it's instantly magnificent

the moment you start playing the game, it immediately sucks you in from the very first island

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what is countering
something that i can easily bait

not if youre button mashing


 
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Ninja Gaiden is a hack n slash game but you need to know the combos and be damn good at dodging and blocking to live
if a game actually requires skill and timing and shit to win, it's not really a hack n slash, it's just an action game

the whole point of hack n slash is that they're mindless entertainment for 12 year olds who don't like thinking that much
dmc and bayonetta and mgr arent hack n slash then
and they still manage to be garbage

okay! cool! awesome!

literally irrelevant. theyre full of depth. you lose, i win. papa bless.


 
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not if youre button mashing
just because you can mash buttons to win doesn't mean it's the only thing you're doing

that doesn't make it any less brainless


 
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Ninja Gaiden is a hack n slash game but you need to know the combos and be damn good at dodging and blocking to live
if a game actually requires skill and timing and shit to win, it's not really a hack n slash, it's just an action game

the whole point of hack n slash is that they're mindless entertainment for 12 year olds who don't like thinking that much
dmc and bayonetta and mgr arent hack n slash then
and they still manage to be garbage
okay! cool! awesome!

literally irrelevant. theyre full of depth. you lose, i win. papa bless.
everything about it was relevant

they have 0 depth that matters, therefore they're garbage, and no intelligent person would play them


 
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Ninja Gaiden is a hack n slash game but you need to know the combos and be damn good at dodging and blocking to live
if a game actually requires skill and timing and shit to win, it's not really a hack n slash, it's just an action game

the whole point of hack n slash is that they're mindless entertainment for 12 year olds who don't like thinking that much
dmc and bayonetta and mgr arent hack n slash then
and they still manage to be garbage
okay! cool! awesome!

literally irrelevant. theyre full of depth. you lose, i win. papa bless.
everything about it was relevant

they have 0 depth that matters, therefore they're garbage, and no intelligent person would play them

"oh no ive talked out of my ass again  and backed myself into a corner, better move the goalposts and pretend i know what im talking about"

for all the arguing you do you'd think you actually be good at it


 
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"oh no ive talked out of my ass again  and backed myself into a corner, better move the goalposts and pretend i know what im talking about"

for all the arguing you do you'd think you actually be good at it
you just described three things that i did not do

you're the one in the corner, and you're the one who doesn't know what he's talking about

actually think about what you're saying right now

you're saying that hack 'n' slash games HAVE DEPTH

are you fucking insane


 
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Ninja Gaiden is a hack n slash game but you need to know the combos and be damn good at dodging and blocking to live
if a game actually requires skill and timing and shit to win, it's not really a hack n slash, it's just an action game

the whole point of hack n slash is that they're mindless entertainment for 12 year olds who don't like thinking that much
I thought hack n slash games were games where you use a sword and combos a lot or something.

The combat in Nier for example is less  complex than NG, for example, but I wouldn't go so far as to say you can button mash your way through it.
yeah nier isn't a hack 'n' slash at all

it's not just about complexity, it's about being able to defeat a shitload of enemies at once with a few button presses and flashy animations, because it makes little boys' dicks hard (especially when a female character does it)
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"oh no ive talked out of my ass again  and backed myself into a corner, better move the goalposts and pretend i know what im talking about"

for all the arguing you do you'd think you actually be good at it
you just described three things that i did not do

you're the one in the corner, and you're the one who doesn't know what he's talking about

actually think about what you're saying right now

you're saying that hack 'n' slash games HAVE DEPTH

are you fucking insane

im saying some of them do

i know what im talking about because ive played many of them. i dont even like bayonetta or dmc, but its very obvious to me they have plenty of depth youre overlooking.

your fighting game comparison doesnt work because you can button mash in that game too. even if your opponent is much better than you, you can still hold your own by baiting and stuff like that. additionally, most hack n slash games are against ai, so its an unfair comparison. you can usually beat the entire campaign in fighting games by mashing buttons but its even less satisfying because theres no flash.


 
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your fighting game comparison doesnt work because you can button mash in that game too.
but you are less likely to succeed

in DMC, bayonetta, and hyrule warriors, you are guaranteed to succeed if you mash

maybe not if that's literally the only thing that you do, but mashing with a little bit of whatever else mixed in is not deep gameplay, and there's no point in mastering the rest of the game's moves, because they're overall less efficient despite being "satisfying" in an extremely superficial way ("wow that move gives me a nice view of her ass i'm gonna do that a lot" SUCH DEPTH)

there's nothing deep about cheap satisfaction, so depth in achieving that cheap satisfaction should probably be considered anti-depth


 
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your fighting game comparison doesnt work because you can button mash in that game too.
but you are less likely to succeed

in DMC, bayonetta, and hyrule warriors, you are guaranteed to succeed if you mash

maybe not if that's literally the only thing that you do, but mashing with a little bit of whatever else mixed in is not deep gameplay, and there's no point in mastering the rest of the game's moves, because they're overall less efficient despite being "satisfying" in an extremely superficial way ("wow that move gives me a nice view of her ass i'm gonna do that a lot" SUCH DEPTH)

there's nothing deep about cheap satisfaction, so depth in achieving that cheap satisfaction should probably be considered anti-depth

many hack n slash games reward skilled play by making enemies take more damage from higher/more varied combos, making it the most efficient method possible

i dont even play that many hack n slash games and the ones i do i dont enjoy for gameplay reasons. dmc and bayonetta are mechanically deep games. end of story.

but at the end of the day this all boils down to the fact that i said something good about bayonetta and bayonetta has large, visible boobs which as well all know is the worst thing imagineable in the universe so i dunno why im surprised

get your emotions in check dude its embarassing


 
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And there goes the thread


 
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many hack n slash games reward skilled play by making enemies take more damage from higher/more varied combos, making it the most efficient method possible
unfortunately, that's not actually how any of them work

and even if it was, it's still cheap satisfaction under the guise of deep rewarding gameplay

which isn't real depth, but anti-depth

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i dont even play that many hack n slash games and the ones i do i dont enjoy for gameplay reasons. dmc and bayonetta are mechanically deep games. end of story.
you keep repeating this like an autistic chimp, yet i've never said anything to contradict it

the games have depth

anti-depth

but i'm not interested in anti-depth, i'm interested in real depth


 
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And there goes the thread

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One of the few good things to come out with Link Between Worlds. This legitimately has to be one of my favorite Zelda tracks ever.
yeah, that's a pretty good song

though, i don't really share the distaste some of you seem to have for ALBW
I don't dislike it. I just think it was a very run in the mill experience for a Zelda game. Nothing really made me go "wow, that was amazing" like things in others I've mentioned.


 
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Ninja Gaiden is a hack n slash game but you need to know the combos and be damn good at dodging and blocking to live
if a game actually requires skill and timing and shit to win, it's not really a hack n slash, it's just an action game

the whole point of hack n slash is that they're mindless entertainment for 12 year olds who don't like thinking that much
I thought hack n slash games were games where you use a sword and combos a lot or something.

The combat in Nier for example is less  complex than NG, but I wouldn't go so far as to say you can button mash your way through it.
There is a difference between hack and slash and action hack and slash (as stupid as it is). Action usually has things you see in Bayonetta/MGR/whatever where as hack and slash is things more akin to Dynasty Warriors. I would basically say one actually takes more effort than the other and generally has levels that are more linear and bosses and all that.

Nier is also an Action RPG.
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many hack n slash games reward skilled play by making enemies take more damage from higher/more varied combos, making it the most efficient method possible
unfortunately, that's not actually how any of them work

and even if it was, it's still cheap satisfaction under the guise of deep rewarding gameplay

which isn't real depth, but anti-depth

it's potato chips
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i dont even play that many hack n slash games and the ones i do i dont enjoy for gameplay reasons. dmc and bayonetta are mechanically deep games. end of story.
you keep repeating this like an autistic chimp, yet i've never said anything to contradict it

the games have depth

anti-depth

but i'm not interested in anti-depth, i'm interested in real depth

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4? I'm just kinda side commenting. Not getting into your two's argument lol.

Though I will say in terms of Dynasty Warriors, there IS depth in the subsequent games, just not that much in combat aside from simple combos. They really are just kinda brain dead hack and slashes, and I get my enjoyment out of them for the more memorable characters and events. DW used to essentially just be tech demos to show how impressive the PS2/360 could handle so many things on screen at once.

I don't really hate on the games though because the developers make the games for the fans that like them and cater only to them. It's a niche thing, but I can respect a developers decision to do that, rather than try and change everything and sell out to get more people to play it. Too many games I loved have been ruined by that (Dead Space, Resident Evil, Dead Rising to just name a few).


 
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4? I'm just kinda side commenting. Not getting into your two's argument lol.

TBlocks is the 4th. god not everything is about you jesus christ


 
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i wanna get fire emblem warriors. the gameplay looks pretty deep and a lot of the female characters are showing tons of cleavage so it clearly has a lot of meangingful depth, or as i call it, "anti-anti-depth"


 
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"yeah i guess you could say they have D.E.P.T.H.

D - not
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i'll take that as a victory


 
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doesnt most much. hes super effective against verbatim though.

im making a shitpost about it keep your eyes peeled


 
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"yeah i guess you could say they have D.E.P.T.H.

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i'll take that as a victory

take it however you want i dont really care. everyone else can clearly see how irrational youre being.