Lololololo Skyrim belongs to the nords

Lololololo Muh King r kill

lololololo u suk
no u
no u
no u

meanwhile
>be lizard me
>steal worthless trickets and wheels of cheese from College dorms
>raid thd convinience store wizard's caves on a class trip
>discover shit about ancient egyptan titanfall or something
>get bored
>set houses on fire
>TFW nobody gives a fuck
>scream at chickens
>die by police prutality
>#lizardlivesmater
>come back
>go home to windlelm
>behead some obnoxious preacher
>cops roll up
>tell them i'm that lizard dude from mass effect
>guards tell me it's all cool
>fuck off to kill dragons with sith powers and what not
>repeat

you make skyrim sound so spergy

im playing skyrim with nude mods and fairy wings
it's like a completely new game

Everyone was arguing...
...3 years ago.