Dark Souls Impressions - The FINAL Update

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Priscilla was originally supposed to fulfill the role of caretaker like the Maiden in Black did back in Demon Souls. It was intended for her level you up with souls like you would at a bonfire. Also, you would need her blessing or power or whatever to kill the Lords. Of course, the developers decided to go in a different direction so all that was cut and her role was changed.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Oh, during all of that stuff, I naturally decided to upgrade all my shit as much as I reasonably could, revisiting every blacksmith to do so—I won't be grinding for Chunks or Slabs, though.

There was something I noticed when revisiting the Undead Parish, though, that I thought was pretty cool—a new item appeared in the same spot on the altar where I found (and dimwittedly consumed) my first Firekeeper Soul. It was a bunch of Humanity, maybe 5 or 7, bunched up with a regular Pendant—the same Pendant that has no effect that you can take as your starting gift. I just found it here.

I don't know why, but I thought it was amusing.
OH FUCK

You absolute fucking melt


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You technically didn't find it on your own but I'll let it slide, if you actually ran around on the fucking rooftop to go chill with birdo than good on ya.


 
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You technically didn't find it on your own but I'll let it slide, if you actually ran around on the fucking rooftop to go chill with birdo than good on ya.
WELL, TECKNHAHYULLY

it was 100% on my own, nobody told me anything except turkey, and he didn't even really tell me anything, and i never asked for his non-hint anyway
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You absolute fucking melt
in my defense, i obviously haven't been to that altar lately, so i never even knew she was there

anyway, i decided it was time for petrus to die—didn't solve anything, but he deserved it

i knew there was something fucky about him, even the pardoner warns you, i just never expected what he was about to do


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You absolute fucking melt
in my defense, i obviously haven't been to that altar lately, so i never even knew she was there

anyway, i decided it was time for petrus to die—didn't solve anything, but he deserved it

i knew there was something fucky about him, even the pardoner warns you, i just never expected what he was about to do

I'mma be real with you chief, I just now learned what all that was about. Been playing this game for years and never picked up on this storyline.


 
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I'mma be real with you chief, I just now learned what all that was about. Been playing this game for years and never picked up on this storyline.
that's funny

you never wondered why the pardoner let you know he was "drenched in sin"?


 
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What on earth are you guys talking about
remember that group of clerics that goes into the catacombs, but they all go hollow

petrus stays back the whole time being all creepy and foreboding, and after you rescue the girl, apparently you can find her at the altar where you fight the gargoyles in the undead parish, selling you miracles you can't get anywhere else

if you don't kill petrus after clearing the tomb of the giants, though, he kills her like lautrec kills the firekeeper and acts innocent the next time you speak to him—the only thing you'll find in her place is 7 humanities and a pendant

i don't know why he does it, but that's what happens—and you can tell, because he drops the girl's talisman and shit if you kill him after the fact
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I'mma be real with you chief, I just now learned what all that was about. Been playing this game for years and never picked up on this storyline.
that's funny

you never wondered why the pardoner let you know he was "drenched in sin"?

Nah, always knew he was a dick cause he rode out when they needed him, just never knew the end to her quest line. Always figured she just fucked off after you save her.


 
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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
I'mma be real with you chief, I just now learned what all that was about. Been playing this game for years and never picked up on this storyline.
that's funny

you never wondered why the pardoner let you know he was "drenched in sin"?

Nah, always knew he was a dick cause he rode out when they needed him, just never knew the end to her quest line. Always figured she just fucked off after you save her.
She goes hollow in the duke's archives prison if you manage to save her from Petrus.
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I'mma be real with you chief, I just now learned what all that was about. Been playing this game for years and never picked up on this storyline.
that's funny

you never wondered why the pardoner let you know he was "drenched in sin"?
Nah, always knew he was a dick cause he rode out when they needed him, just never knew the end to her quest line. Always figured she just fucked off after you save her.
She's goes hollow in the duke's archives prison if you manage to save her from Petrus.
lmao wtf

so she's just fucked no matter what you do


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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
I'mma be real with you chief, I just now learned what all that was about. Been playing this game for years and never picked up on this storyline.
that's funny

you never wondered why the pardoner let you know he was "drenched in sin"?
Nah, always knew he was a dick cause he rode out when they needed him, just never knew the end to her quest line. Always figured she just fucked off after you save her.
She's goes hollow in the duke's archives prison if you manage to save her from Petrus.
lmao wtf

so she's just fucked no matter what you do
tbh I think most npcs with quest lines go hollow in the end.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
I'mma be real with you chief, I just now learned what all that was about. Been playing this game for years and never picked up on this storyline.
that's funny

you never wondered why the pardoner let you know he was "drenched in sin"?
Nah, always knew he was a dick cause he rode out when they needed him, just never knew the end to her quest line. Always figured she just fucked off after you save her.
She's goes hollow in the duke's archives prison if you manage to save her from Petrus.
lmao wtf

so she's just fucked no matter what you do

From what I read if you don't buy out her inventory she'll stay in that church.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Are you going to play Bloodborne? It's basically just an uglier Souls with a top hat and a pimp cane, but a lot of people like it.


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Are you going to play Bloodborne? It's basically just an uglier Souls with a top hat and a pimp cane, but a lot of people like it.

That oversimplify it for sure. The key difference is the level of agression that Bloodborne nessesitates is comparison to the souls games.

Also what's with the avatar? Why is everyone I know jumping on Kill La Kill again like it just came out.
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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Are you going to play Bloodborne? It's basically just an uglier Souls with a top hat and a pimp cane, but a lot of people like it.

That oversimplify it for sure. The key difference is the level of agression that Bloodborne nessesitates is comparison to the souls games.

Also what's with the avatar? Why is everyone I know jumping on Kill La Kill again like it just came out.

And the environments and style are unpleasant and boring to look at.

And I dunno, I like rotating between series I like.


 
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Are you going to play Bloodborne? It's basically just an uglier Souls with a top hat and a pimp cane, but a lot of people like it.
yeah, it's either that or dark souls 2 or demon's souls

i have another series i'm gonna dive into as well


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Wat r u, casul?
Bloodborne is the best single player experience out of the souls series, imo.


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Are you going to play Bloodborne? It's basically just an uglier Souls with a top hat and a pimp cane, but a lot of people like it.

That oversimplify it for sure. The key difference is the level of agression that Bloodborne nessesitates is comparison to the souls games.

Also what's with the avatar? Why is everyone I know jumping on Kill La Kill again like it just came out.

And the environments and style are unpleasant and boring to look at.

And I dunno, I like rotating between series I like.

I dunno man, I thought bloodbourne was beautiful throughout and they managed a consistent style unlike some of the souls entries.


 
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started up a new file to record boss videos for all the bosses i couldn't get footage of, due to not having a capture card at the time

i tried to impose a simple challenge to make things interesting, but it wound up making things pathetically easy and borderline pointless, but whaaaaaaatever

the final update will be posted soon enough thereafter
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people have trouble with the stray demon? are you fucking kidding

well, i guess you could chalk it up to me choosing to fight him last, but still
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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Are you going to play Bloodborne? It's basically just an uglier Souls with a top hat and a pimp cane, but a lot of people like it.

That oversimplify it for sure. The key difference is the level of agression that Bloodborne nessesitates is comparison to the souls games.

Also what's with the avatar? Why is everyone I know jumping on Kill La Kill again like it just came out.

And the environments and style are unpleasant and boring to look at.

And I dunno, I like rotating between series I like.

I dunno man, I thought bloodbourne was beautiful throughout and they managed a consistent style unlike some of the souls entries.

It was like staring at the inside of a bin bag for hours. Wasn't a fan of the whole gloomy purples and greys at all.


 
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i've just heard it's overbearingly edgy


 
 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Are you going to play Bloodborne? It's basically just an uglier Souls with a top hat and a pimp cane, but a lot of people like it.

That oversimplify it for sure. The key difference is the level of agression that Bloodborne nessesitates is comparison to the souls games.

Also what's with the avatar? Why is everyone I know jumping on Kill La Kill again like it just came out.

And the environments and style are unpleasant and boring to look at.

And I dunno, I like rotating between series I like.

I dunno man, I thought bloodbourne was beautiful throughout and they managed a consistent style unlike some of the souls entries.

It was like staring at the inside of a bin bag for hours. Wasn't a fan of the whole gloomy purples and greys at all.

But the reds


 
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Bloodbored is trash

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