The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread

Deleted · May 23, 2016, 12:05:42 AM

I just want a fucking Great Deep Soul not invade people and get ganked for 3 years strair

Deleted · May 23, 2016, 12:21:44 AM

why is it EVERY SINGLE TIME I GET SENT IN ITS A GANK

Deleted · May 23, 2016, 12:24:18 AM

I fucking hate this covenant

Deleted · May 23, 2016, 01:18:48 AM

Anything that isn't soapostoned is cancer and should be removed from all game design

Ender · May 23, 2016, 06:35:34 AM

nothing like boosting your poise with that weapon art and mercilessly beating a guy down while he tries to slap you with his estoc

Ender · May 23, 2016, 06:42:46 AM

Also ofc cmd is sperging out again

A salt rifle · May 23, 2016, 07:25:22 AM

Quote from: Ender on May 23, 2016, 06:35:34 AM

nothing like boosting your poise with that weapon art and mercilessly beating a guy down while he tries to slap you with his estoc

*enabling poise

:^)

Ender · May 23, 2016, 08:13:19 AM

Desty · May 23, 2016, 01:20:46 PM

tfw able to carry Havel's shield without going over 70%
alternatively tfw able to equip Havel's shield and Smough's gigantic hammer without going over 70% if I wear Cornyx's set, but Smough's hammer sucks ass

Desty · May 23, 2016, 01:24:47 PM

Stop being a fucking pussy CMD

when someone invades you toy around with them, and if they drink their estus you let them drink it all before mercilessly and without taking damage killing them off. As they die you give them the welcome pose and laugh irl.

If you can't do that to people who don't spend all their time pvping outside of Pontiff, or Kiln of the First Flame, then you should git gud

Desty · May 23, 2016, 01:26:30 PM

Reminder that I'm better than you all.

A Cheese Potato · May 26, 2016, 09:51:09 AM

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Without being able to PvP, all I have is gimmick accounts to occupy my time, so I settled on this idea for my pyromancer

A salt rifle · May 26, 2016, 02:04:08 PM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on May 26, 2016, 09:51:09 AM

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Big Boss · May 26, 2016, 02:58:18 PM

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Dietrich Six · May 26, 2016, 03:02:45 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on May 26, 2016, 02:58:18 PM

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Just now realized that was rum ham

Big Boss · May 26, 2016, 03:05:57 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on May 26, 2016, 03:02:45 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on May 26, 2016, 02:58:18 PM
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Just now realized that was rum ham

*great rumhammer

Dietrich Six · May 26, 2016, 03:06:38 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on May 26, 2016, 03:05:57 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on May 26, 2016, 03:02:45 PM
Quote from: Big Boss on May 26, 2016, 02:58:18 PM
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Just now realized that was rum ham

*great rumhammer

Delicious

Big Boss · May 26, 2016, 06:52:38 PM

Just beat Darklurker for the first time. I cheesed all 3 dungeons with my super ultra deadly Greatsword+Poison Arrow combo. I respecced and burned the Darklurker to death on my 3rd attempt.

Big Boss · May 27, 2016, 09:04:33 AM

Just fucked up Raime on my 2nd attempt lol. Greatsword +10 is a fucking beast.

Deleted · May 27, 2016, 10:53:13 AM

the sl120 meta is retarded. Nothing is viable but strength builds.

Deleted · May 27, 2016, 11:16:39 AM

And why is does literally every weapon have the same swing speed? I'm using a short sword so why the fuck cant i swing it any faster than the motherfucker flailing around a 20 foot tall greataxe that deals 3 bilion times the damage? How the fuck is that balanced?

Ender · May 27, 2016, 11:54:50 AM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on May 27, 2016, 11:16:39 AM

And why is does literally every weapon have the same swing speed? I'm using a short sword so why the fuck cant i swing it any faster than the motherfucker flailing around a 20 foot tall greataxe that deals 3 bilion times the damage? How the fuck is that balanced?

Are you incapable of seeing how fast something moves or something.

aMetroid · May 27, 2016, 12:14:09 PM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on May 27, 2016, 10:53:13 AM

the sl120 meta is retarded. Nothing is viable but strength builds.

absolutely not true, unless you can't pvp

Big Boss · May 27, 2016, 04:55:20 PM

Hey CMD did you ever beat the DS2 DLC?

Big Boss · May 27, 2016, 05:00:31 PM

Cause I'd fucking love to see you try and fight Maldron the Assasin.

Pippen · May 27, 2016, 05:34:34 PM

I found this to be a ridiculous but amazing strategy since some people pay little attention.

>Put on Havel's Ring
>Equip Astora Greatsword + Zweihander
>Switch between them on the fly to make your opponent confused
>start off with a charge attack from Astora, then switch to zweihander and bait them in thinking it's gonna be a charge, then swing upwards.
>dead.gif

But honestly, both these weapons are fucking amazing and I love them. Have a good Caestus as a secondary and now I got a great dueling build.

Went into a fightclub beating 4 different people(with equally creative builds and interesting strategies) and wiped them up. It took a fucking Farron Greatsword to take me down.
Fuck that stupid fucking Farron Greatsword.

Deleted · May 27, 2016, 05:36:52 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on May 27, 2016, 05:00:31 PM

Cause I'd fucking love to see you try and fight Maldron the Assasin.

That fight was Hitler. Dude was a bitch.

aMetroid · May 27, 2016, 05:42:32 PM

With a luck build Anri's Straight Sword is amazing from what I've seen.

Deleted · May 29, 2016, 02:57:21 AM

I deserve this for falling for the "Sorcery is viable" meme

A Cheese Potato · May 29, 2016, 03:35:45 AM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on May 29, 2016, 02:57:21 AM

I deserve this for falling for the "Sorcery is viable" meme

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here use this guide