The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread

Onion · April 18, 2016, 06:46:30 PM

GOTTA GO FAST.

What a chugging cunt.

Big Boss · April 18, 2016, 06:48:22 PM

So close to killing him at least twice but he ran into enemies.

Big Boss · April 18, 2016, 07:01:57 PM

It keeps saying I failed to create a sign

Big Boss · April 18, 2016, 07:02:31 PM

Ahh, I think I'm going to sleep now anyway. Need to be up tomorrow. Might play again if you're on.

Deleted · April 19, 2016, 12:17:37 AM

Is there any way to get a second coppy of a boss soul? There's no Bonfire Aesthetics, and I need a spell from one.

A Cheese Potato · April 19, 2016, 12:17:49 AM

Spoiler

Huh, I just noticed that the body you get the Stretch Out gesture from is Laddersmith Gilligan from Dark Souls 2

snee0rp · April 19, 2016, 01:39:38 AM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 19, 2016, 12:17:37 AM

Is there any way to get a second coppy of a boss soul? There's no Bonfire Aesthetics, and I need a spell from one.

Check if you can drop items such as souls. If you can, you can trade with another player.

What platform are you on? Someone here might be able to trade.

Onion · April 19, 2016, 02:10:46 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on April 19, 2016, 12:17:49 AM

Spoiler
Huh, I just noticed that the body you get the Stretch Out gesture from is Laddersmith Gilligan from Dark Souls 2

Where is it? I missed it on my first playthrough. Best emote.

A Cheese Potato · April 19, 2016, 02:12:46 AM

Quote from: Onion on April 19, 2016, 02:10:46 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on April 19, 2016, 12:17:49 AM
Spoiler
Huh, I just noticed that the body you get the Stretch Out gesture from is Laddersmith Gilligan from Dark Souls 2
Where is it? I missed it on my first playthrough. Best emote.

Spoiler

Profaned Capital Bonfire, after Irithyll Dungeon

Deleted · April 19, 2016, 02:42:45 AM

Both my sorcery merchants are fucking gone
WHAT THE FUCK
Now what the fuck am I supposed to do?

YouTube

Deleted · April 19, 2016, 02:46:01 AM

DO I SERIOUSLY HAVE TO START THIS SHIT OVER TO GET BASIC FUCKING SORCERIES NOW

Oh my god fuck you From

Deleted · April 19, 2016, 02:49:51 AM

Well fifty fucking hours just went down the fucking drain.

What retard though this shit was a good idea?

Deleted · April 19, 2016, 02:58:51 AM

Why the fuck would they put in a mechanic that literally invalidates your character permanantly, and then make it so unclear that It will pretty much certainly happen if you arent reading guides every fucking step of the way.

What the fuck am I supposed to do now? Do the fuckers actual expect me to RESET THE WHOLE FUCKING GAME for this shit.
What a fucking waste of money.

Onion · April 19, 2016, 03:06:37 AM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 19, 2016, 02:42:45 AM

Both my sorcery merchants are fucking gone
WHAT THE FUCK
Now what the fuck am I supposed to do?
YouTube

Spoiler

Orbeck disappears if you don't give him scrolls. Yuria also leaves if you heal the dark sigil.

How did you manage to lose Orbeck? I got him to stick around on both my playthroughs, and I'm not using sorceries on either.

A Cheese Potato · April 19, 2016, 03:10:56 AM

I'm genuinely curious how all these things are happening to ChaosMetalDragon

Deleted · April 19, 2016, 03:12:01 AM

Quote from: Onion on April 19, 2016, 03:06:37 AM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 19, 2016, 02:42:45 AM
Both my sorcery merchants are fucking gone
WHAT THE FUCK
Now what the fuck am I supposed to do?
YouTube

Orbeck disappears if you don't give him scrolls. Yuria also leaves if you heal the dark sigil.

How did you manage to lose Orbeck? I got him to stick around on both my playthroughs, and I'm not using sorceries on either.

Well what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
Do I seriously have to restart the fucking game to be able to play properly.
How the fuck is anybody supposed to know this shit? Iv'e done a good amount of exploring and haven't found a single fucking sorcery scroll. every single fucking one of them for miracles.

Deleted · April 19, 2016, 03:13:54 AM

"This is a well made game"
http://xboxclips.com/ChaosMetalDrago/cc354d96-7092-4383-b2f4-6aaf75503c9d

If I ever meet someone who worked on this game in real life I swear I am going to sock them in the face as hard as I can.

Onion · April 19, 2016, 03:18:29 AM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 19, 2016, 03:12:01 AM

Quote from: Onion on April 19, 2016, 03:06:37 AM
Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 19, 2016, 02:42:45 AM
Both my sorcery merchants are fucking gone
WHAT THE FUCK
Now what the fuck am I supposed to do?
YouTube

Orbeck disappears if you don't give him scrolls. Yuria also leaves if you heal the dark sigil.

How did you manage to lose Orbeck? I got him to stick around on both my playthroughs, and I'm not using sorceries on either.

Well what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
Do I seriously have to restart the fucking game to be able to play properly.
How the fuck is anybody supposed to know this shit? Iv'e done a good amount of exploring and haven't found a single fucking sorcery scroll. every single fucking one of them for miracles.

There's two in Farron Keep. The area to the left of the Crucifixion Woods where you found him. You only need to give him one scroll to stop him from leaving.

Hopefully you're not running a pure caster build, because you've missed out on some pretty essential sorceries.

Deleted · April 19, 2016, 03:18:31 AM

Oh my fucking god If there isnt a sollution then i'm fucking done with this game.

I am NOT fucking doing the Boreall Valley and that bullshit cathedral bonfire again. You cant pay me to go though that again.

Deleted · April 19, 2016, 03:19:22 AM

Quote from: Onion on April 19, 2016, 03:18:29 AM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 19, 2016, 03:12:01 AM
Quote from: Onion on April 19, 2016, 03:06:37 AM
Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 19, 2016, 02:42:45 AM
Both my sorcery merchants are fucking gone
WHAT THE FUCK
Now what the fuck am I supposed to do?
YouTube

Orbeck disappears if you don't give him scrolls. Yuria also leaves if you heal the dark sigil.

How did you manage to lose Orbeck? I got him to stick around on both my playthroughs, and I'm not using sorceries on either.

Well what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
Do I seriously have to restart the fucking game to be able to play properly.
How the fuck is anybody supposed to know this shit? Iv'e done a good amount of exploring and haven't found a single fucking sorcery scroll. every single fucking one of them for miracles.
There's two in Farron Keep. The area to the left of the Crucifixion Woods where you found him. You only need to give him one scroll to stop him from leaving.

Hopefully you're not running a pure caster build, because you've missed out on some pretty essential sorceries.

Great. I thew $60 in the trash

Onion · April 19, 2016, 03:19:57 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on April 19, 2016, 02:12:46 AM

Quote from: Onion on April 19, 2016, 02:10:46 AM
Quote from: A Cheese Potato on April 19, 2016, 12:17:49 AM
Spoiler
Huh, I just noticed that the body you get the Stretch Out gesture from is Laddersmith Gilligan from Dark Souls 2
Where is it? I missed it on my first playthrough. Best emote.
Spoiler
Profaned Capital Bonfire, after Irithyll Dungeon

👍

Deleted · April 19, 2016, 03:24:36 AM

The fucking shitbags could have at least given some kind of a warning that you are about to PERMANENTLY LOSE THE FUCKING GAME.

Onion · April 19, 2016, 03:26:47 AM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 19, 2016, 03:19:22 AM

Quote from: Onion on April 19, 2016, 03:18:29 AM
Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 19, 2016, 03:12:01 AM
Quote from: Onion on April 19, 2016, 03:06:37 AM
Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 19, 2016, 02:42:45 AM
Both my sorcery merchants are fucking gone
WHAT THE FUCK
Now what the fuck am I supposed to do?
YouTube

Orbeck disappears if you don't give him scrolls. Yuria also leaves if you heal the dark sigil.

How did you manage to lose Orbeck? I got him to stick around on both my playthroughs, and I'm not using sorceries on either.

Well what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
Do I seriously have to restart the fucking game to be able to play properly.
How the fuck is anybody supposed to know this shit? Iv'e done a good amount of exploring and haven't found a single fucking sorcery scroll. every single fucking one of them for miracles.
There's two in Farron Keep. The area to the left of the Crucifixion Woods where you found him. You only need to give him one scroll to stop him from leaving.

Hopefully you're not running a pure caster build, because you've missed out on some pretty essential sorceries.

Great. I thew $60 in the trash

How far are you into the game? 50 hours in you must be pretty close to the end.

Spoiler

Your character may still be salvageable if you run Moonlight Greatsword.

Deleted · April 19, 2016, 03:27:03 AM

You dont even understand how close I am to actually throwing my Controller through my expensive ass television right now.

Deleted · April 19, 2016, 03:30:01 AM

Quote from: Onion on April 19, 2016, 03:26:47 AM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 19, 2016, 03:19:22 AM
Quote from: Onion on April 19, 2016, 03:18:29 AM
Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 19, 2016, 03:12:01 AM
Quote from: Onion on April 19, 2016, 03:06:37 AM
Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 19, 2016, 02:42:45 AM
Both my sorcery merchants are fucking gone
WHAT THE FUCK
Now what the fuck am I supposed to do?
YouTube

Orbeck disappears if you don't give him scrolls. Yuria also leaves if you heal the dark sigil.

How did you manage to lose Orbeck? I got him to stick around on both my playthroughs, and I'm not using sorceries on either.

Well what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
Do I seriously have to restart the fucking game to be able to play properly.
How the fuck is anybody supposed to know this shit? Iv'e done a good amount of exploring and haven't found a single fucking sorcery scroll. every single fucking one of them for miracles.
There's two in Farron Keep. The area to the left of the Crucifixion Woods where you found him. You only need to give him one scroll to stop him from leaving.

Hopefully you're not running a pure caster build, because you've missed out on some pretty essential sorceries.

Great. I thew $60 in the trash
How far are you into the game? 50 hours in you must be pretty close to the end.

Spoiler
Your character may still be salvageable if you run Moonlight Greatsword.

I'm at level 60 and at the Ithryll Dungeon.

Deleted · April 19, 2016, 03:33:13 AM

For fucks sake if the game is going to do some bullshit like which that makes you LOSE THE ENTIRE GAME then at least let me recover my fucking save state

Deleted · April 19, 2016, 03:35:59 AM

There has to be FUCKING SOMETHING you can do to get around this shit.

A salt rifle · April 19, 2016, 03:46:15 AM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 19, 2016, 03:35:59 AM

There has to be FUCKING SOMETHING you can do to get around this shit.

There is one way, yes. It's...

creating a new character.

<|;^)))

Deleted · April 19, 2016, 03:51:39 AM

I love how FROM encourages their shitty rabbit fans to attack anyone who reads guides but then makes it so that anyone who isn't reading guides is liable to have their character completely fucking bricked, and then they're forced to reset the entire fucking game.

Onion · April 19, 2016, 03:52:27 AM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 19, 2016, 03:30:01 AM

Quote from: Onion on April 19, 2016, 03:26:47 AM
Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 19, 2016, 03:19:22 AM
Quote from: Onion on April 19, 2016, 03:18:29 AM
Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 19, 2016, 03:12:01 AM
Quote from: Onion on April 19, 2016, 03:06:37 AM
Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 19, 2016, 02:42:45 AM
Both my sorcery merchants are fucking gone
WHAT THE FUCK
Now what the fuck am I supposed to do?
YouTube

Orbeck disappears if you don't give him scrolls. Yuria also leaves if you heal the dark sigil.

How did you manage to lose Orbeck? I got him to stick around on both my playthroughs, and I'm not using sorceries on either.

Well what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
Do I seriously have to restart the fucking game to be able to play properly.
How the fuck is anybody supposed to know this shit? Iv'e done a good amount of exploring and haven't found a single fucking sorcery scroll. every single fucking one of them for miracles.
There's two in Farron Keep. The area to the left of the Crucifixion Woods where you found him. You only need to give him one scroll to stop him from leaving.

Hopefully you're not running a pure caster build, because you've missed out on some pretty essential sorceries.

Great. I thew $60 in the trash
How far are you into the game? 50 hours in you must be pretty close to the end.

Spoiler
Your character may still be salvageable if you run Moonlight Greatsword.

I'm at level 60 and at the Ithryll Dungeon.

That's a long way off. Find a weapon with low requirements, upgrade the shit out of it.

Astora Straight Sword is great. Only needs 10 STR/DEX. Infuse with magic for extra goodness.

Become melee wizard.