The Original Official Soulsborne Super Ultra Megathread

Dietrich Six · March 15, 2016, 02:08:23 PM

Quote from: Septy on March 15, 2016, 02:04:00 PM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on March 15, 2016, 12:57:54 PM
PvP is absolute cancer

If you're not getting OHKO'd by some faggot with infinite poise you're getting lagstabed form the other side of the fucking bridge or nuked by bullshit pyromancy. Why do I have to do this shit for my dragon armor.
git gud

Deleted · March 15, 2016, 07:20:44 PM

Liar Ahead, Therefore be wary of Stabbing in the Back

I fucking called it!

Sandtrap · March 15, 2016, 11:00:03 PM

I happened to be trudging along in souls II the other day. And I gave something some thought.

In the Iron King DLC, we pay a visit to the now long dead heart of the Iron King's empire. In the big forge room below the throne, we see big statues in chains, along with their weapons hanging up. Some of them are used as lifts, but I can't help but question whether they were actually lifts or just in progress works.

We know that the IK had an unlimited supply of iron, and the ability to give life to his creations, hence Alonne Knights and the Smelter Demons. I can't help but wonder if those giant statues were actually unfinished soldiers.

The other thing that got me thinking was the connection to Heide's Ruins. Boasting the same soldiers.

But, something interesting to consider, Heide's Tower of Flame.

We know that eventually IK was possessed and completely overtaken by Gwyn's old soul. So I can't help but wonder if Heide is a mirror of what happened in the first Souls. Lordran went south, and a lot of the higher ranking members fled to found their own kingdom.

Erives · March 16, 2016, 02:54:36 AM

I feel like starting a new character on DS1 for old time stakes (I forgotten everything) but I dont have the will or the lack of self esteem to go at it again.

Deleted · March 16, 2016, 10:03:05 AM

Why do I lose humanity after beating the game?

Septy · March 16, 2016, 10:30:03 AM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on March 16, 2016, 10:03:05 AM

Why do I lose humanity after beating the game?

Why wouldn't you?

Luciana · March 16, 2016, 10:31:49 AM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on March 16, 2016, 10:03:05 AM

Why do I lose humanity after beating the game?

Because you don't have all the crowns. It's implied you didn't break the curse. Get all the crowns, re-beat it, and you'll stay human.

slayingold · March 16, 2016, 11:15:42 AM

Bruh, Falchion for life

Dietrich Six · March 16, 2016, 11:26:50 AM

Quote from: slayingold on March 16, 2016, 11:15:42 AM

Bruh, Falchion for life

Falchion a bitch weapon

slayingold · March 16, 2016, 11:29:36 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 16, 2016, 11:26:50 AM

Quote from: slayingold on March 16, 2016, 11:15:42 AM
Bruh, Falchion for life

Falchion a bitch weapon

oh

Deleted · March 16, 2016, 12:50:50 PM

Quote from: slayingold on March 16, 2016, 11:15:42 AM

Bruh, Falchion for life

That's not how you spell Blue Flame

Sandtrap · March 16, 2016, 06:11:05 PM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on March 16, 2016, 12:50:50 PM

Quote from: slayingold on March 16, 2016, 11:15:42 AM
Bruh, Falchion for life

That's not how you spell Blue Flame

That's not how you spell Black Flamestone Dagger

eggsalad · March 17, 2016, 05:01:31 AM

some douche was pvping in oolacile and he was abusing the fact that if you cast pursuers before the invader spawns, they can't see the pursuers.

some people have no honor

Deleted · March 17, 2016, 06:42:33 AM

Quote from: eggsalad on March 17, 2016, 05:01:31 AM

some douche was pvping in oolacile and he was abusing the fact that if you cast pursuers before the invader spawns, they can't see the pursuers.

some people have no honor

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Bonewheel Barry · March 17, 2016, 08:33:51 AM

GLORIOUS POWERSTANCED SMELTER SWORDS ONE-SHOT PUNY DEXFAGS

slayingold · March 17, 2016, 11:09:29 AM

DS2 magic is balanced and shouldn't be nerfed. Its the people's fault for not rolling away

Septy · March 17, 2016, 02:22:21 PM

Quote from: slayingold on March 17, 2016, 11:09:29 AM

DS2 magic is balanced and shouldn't be nerfed. Its the people's fault for not rolling away

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Big Boss · March 17, 2016, 02:28:44 PM

Solaire is Dayman

Dietrich Six · March 17, 2016, 04:05:56 PM

Quote from: Tengen Toppa Big Boss on March 17, 2016, 02:28:44 PM

Solaire is Dayman

Gwendolyn is Nightman

Deleted · March 17, 2016, 04:18:56 PM

Barber: What do you want?
Hunter: Ever had broccoli before?
Barber: Say no more fam

Deleted · March 17, 2016, 08:15:42 PM

My freinds are no fucking fun whatsoever. They all refuse to try Dark Souls even though one of them even has it for free because of me

Dietrich Six · March 17, 2016, 08:18:30 PM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on March 17, 2016, 08:15:42 PM

My freinds are no fucking fun whatsoever. They all refuse to try Dark Souls even though one of them even has it for free because of me

Got a buddy that played Bloodborne with me once. One fucking time.

Deleted · March 19, 2016, 07:05:13 PM

I need to start carrying throwing knives to punish these shameless drinkers. Switching to soul arrow is too slow

Big Boss · March 19, 2016, 07:09:50 PM

Bloodborne is one of those games that I don't think I want to replay because of the tedium and frustration it caused me

Deleted · March 19, 2016, 07:38:20 PM

Top 10 Pranks that went way too far:

Blue Sprit Smelter-Havel Spiders

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Sandtrap · March 20, 2016, 01:57:30 AM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on March 19, 2016, 07:05:13 PM

I need to start carrying throwing knives to punish these shameless drinkers. Switching to soul arrow is too slow

The power stanced bone fist hadoken is fucking hilarious for estus drinkers.

A salt rifle · March 20, 2016, 02:08:42 AM

Restarted DSII in kind of anticipation of DSIII and also because a friend asked me to.

So if someone wants to do some Co-op? hmu on Steam.

Dietrich Six · March 20, 2016, 08:08:40 AM

Quote from: Tengen Toppa Big Boss on March 19, 2016, 07:09:50 PM

Bloodborne is one of those games that I don't think I want to replay because of the tedium and frustration it caused me

It's fun as hell playing through with another person. Grab two kirkhammers and light them dudes up, stunlock ftw.

Deleted · March 20, 2016, 08:53:56 AM

This is probably the biggest faggot i've ever run into.

http://xboxclips.com/ChaosMetalDrago/87ffea20-61ec-4780-b893-4ad52adf9feb

The bitch flasked 3 times and had to lag switch to beat me.

Epsira · March 20, 2016, 10:02:12 AM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on March 20, 2016, 08:53:56 AM

This is probably the biggest faggot i've ever run into.

http://xboxclips.com/ChaosMetalDrago/87ffea20-61ec-4780-b893-4ad52adf9feb

The bitch flasked 3 times and had to lag switch to beat me.

And why did you let him get far enough away to chug three times?
I don't know what lag switching is.