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So I killed Lautrec and got his fap ring, looking good so far. Gargoyles just pooed on me, but I have my axe upgraded to +5 now so they shouldn't be a problem. I'm thinking about getting the elite knight set and rocking that, but I don't want to fat roll so we'll see how that goes.

Oh god you have the fucking bandit napkin axe don't you.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
So I killed Lautrec and got his fap ring, looking good so far. Gargoyles just pooed on me, but I have my axe upgraded to +5 now so they shouldn't be a problem. I'm thinking about getting the elite knight set and rocking that, but I don't want to fat roll so we'll see how that goes.

Oh god you have the fucking bandit napkin axe don't you.

I only have so many choices.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
I may have met my match with the sl1 run.
Maybe I'll just skip to the woods and get rollie pollie ring.


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I think I'm fucking done with Dark Souls 2.
This shit is has very quickly gone from fun to literally unplayable. Not only do I get instantly invaded by bullshit builds every other time I respawn now but the game has made any semblanse of victory by trial and error fucking mute.

Not only can I not do any damage whatsoever to these fucking knights in the iron keep, but every time I go through their placement and tactics change and now it's at the point where as soon as I get through the bell tower I am instantly getting rushed by every fucking Unkillable knight in the area. And it's not like I can farm souls and come beck when i'm stronger because I get invaded bu bullshit spam builds upon every other re spawn and lose all of my souls. How the fuck am I possibly supposed to win this shit?
Last Edit: March 09, 2016, 09:10:50 AM by ChaosMetalDragon


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
I think I'm fucking done with Dark Souls 2.
This shit is has very quickly gone from fun to literally unplayable. Not only do I get instantly invaded by bullshit builds every other time I respawn now but the game has made any semblanse of victory by trial and error fucking mute.

Not only can I not do any damage whatsoever to these fucking knights in the iron keep, but every time I go through their placement and tactics change and now it's at the point where as soon as I get through the bell tower I am instantly getting rushed by every fucking Unkillable knight in the area. And it's not like I can farm souls and come beck when i'm stronger because I get invaded bu bullshit spam builds upon every other re spawn and lose all of my souls. How the fuck am I possibly supposed to win this shit?

Teleport to the first iron keep bonfire or if you've beaten smelter teleport to the bonfire after him.

Bell tower is for PvP only, there's really no purpose outside of that and a few items you can pick up. The bonfire you're at now is a shit place to be as far as progressing through the area.


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I think I'm fucking done with Dark Souls 2.
This shit is has very quickly gone from fun to literally unplayable. Not only do I get instantly invaded by bullshit builds every other time I respawn now but the game has made any semblanse of victory by trial and error fucking mute.

Not only can I not do any damage whatsoever to these fucking knights in the iron keep, but every time I go through their placement and tactics change and now it's at the point where as soon as I get through the bell tower I am instantly getting rushed by every fucking Unkillable knight in the area. And it's not like I can farm souls and come beck when i'm stronger because I get invaded bu bullshit spam builds upon every other re spawn and lose all of my souls. How the fuck am I possibly supposed to win this shit?

Teleport to the first iron keep bonfire or if you've beaten smelter teleport to the bonfire after him.

Bell tower is for PvP only, there's really no purpose outside of that and a few items you can pick up. The bonfire you're at now is a shit place to be as far as progressing through the area.

That still dosn't solve my problem of the next to unkillable Alonne knighs. Fighting each of them is like fighting one of the ruin sentinels except I actually still do less damage than that, and then my shield doesn't actually block anything they do.


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My current setup btw

Level 101

5  Vigor
7  Endurance
7  Vitality
16 Attunment
25 Strength
20 Dexterity
19 Adaptability
42 Intelligence
12 Faith

Right Hand
Fire Longsword
Bone Staff

Left Hand
Twin Dragon Greatsheild
Cleric's Chime
Binoculars

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Hood Of the Forlorn
Black Hollow Mage Robe
Gauntlets of the Forlorn
Leggings of the Forlorn

Rings
Covetous Serpant Silver Ring
Ring of Restoration
Cholranthy Ring
Ring of Binding
Last Edit: March 09, 2016, 10:05:07 AM by ChaosMetalDragon


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Try wearing armor doofus

I was using The armor of the forlorn instead of the robes but it was slowing me to hellfuck, and my other shields don't block as well as the one i'm using.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Try wearing armor doofus

I was using The armor of the forlorn instead of the robes but it was slowing me to hellfuck, and my other shields don't block as well as the one i'm using.
Basically you should be playing Dark Souls 1.

1) I don't have my 360 to redownload it, and I dont feel like paying for another coppy

2) what?


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
My current setup btw

Level 101

5  Vigor
7  Endurance
7  Vitality
16 Attunment
25 Strength
20 Dexterity
19 Adaptability
42 Intelligence
12 Faith

Right Hand
Fire Longsword
Bone Staff

Left Hand
Twin Dragon Greatsheild
Cleric's Chime
Binoculars

Armor
Hood Of the Forlorn
Black Hollow Mage Robe
Gauntlets of the Forlorn
Leggings of the Forlorn

Rings
Covetous Serpant Silver Ring
Ring of Restoration
Cholranthy Ring
Ring of Binding

Literally use anything other than the fire longsword. The knights live in a lava castle, fire does no damage.
Last Edit: March 09, 2016, 11:25:59 AM by Dietrich Six


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My current setup btw

Level 101

5  Vigor
7  Endurance
7  Vitality
16 Attunment
25 Strength
20 Dexterity
19 Adaptability
42 Intelligence
12 Faith

Right Hand
Fire Longsword
Bone Staff

Left Hand
Twin Dragon Greatsheild
Cleric's Chime
Binoculars

Armor
Hood Of the Forlorn
Black Hollow Mage Robe
Gauntlets of the Forlorn
Leggings of the Forlorn

Rings
Covetous Serpant Silver Ring
Ring of Restoration
Cholranthy Ring
Ring of Binding

Literally use anything other than the fire longsword. The knights live in a lava castle, fire does no damage.
Fire Longsword is moderately good at the beginning, and I like the moveset more than the Heide knight sword (though Heide sword might be better).
Oh wait, you're level 101?
...
 How does that weapon scale again?

I have no idea what the forlorn set is...
Isn't the Ring of Restoration not worth it? I may be thinking of something else.


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My current setup btw

Level 101

5  Vigor
7  Endurance
7  Vitality
16 Attunment
25 Strength
20 Dexterity
19 Adaptability
42 Intelligence
12 Faith

Right Hand
Fire Longsword
Bone Staff

Left Hand
Twin Dragon Greatsheild
Cleric's Chime
Binoculars

Armor
Hood Of the Forlorn
Black Hollow Mage Robe
Gauntlets of the Forlorn
Leggings of the Forlorn

Rings
Covetous Serpant Silver Ring
Ring of Restoration
Cholranthy Ring
Ring of Binding

Literally use anything other than the fire longsword. The knights live in a lava castle, fire does no damage.
Fire Longsword is moderately good at the beginning, and I like the moveset more than the Heide knight sword (though Heide sword might be better).
Oh wait, you're level 101?
...
 How does that weapon scale again?

I have no idea what the forlorn set is...
Isn't the Ring of Restoration not worth it? I may be thinking of something else.


Forlorn set scales to how Hollow you are. I like using the ring of restoration because I can just wait instead of using Estus or a soul gem when outside of combat.


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My current setup btw

Level 101

5  Vigor
7  Endurance
7  Vitality
16 Attunment
25 Strength
20 Dexterity
19 Adaptability
42 Intelligence
12 Faith

Right Hand
Fire Longsword
Bone Staff

Left Hand
Twin Dragon Greatsheild
Cleric's Chime
Binoculars

Armor
Hood Of the Forlorn
Black Hollow Mage Robe
Gauntlets of the Forlorn
Leggings of the Forlorn

Rings
Covetous Serpant Silver Ring
Ring of Restoration
Cholranthy Ring
Ring of Binding

Literally use anything other than the fire longsword. The knights live in a lava castle, fire does no damage.

That'd make sense if said lava didn't do a good job of killing them anyway.


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My current setup btw

Level 101

5  Vigor
7  Endurance
7  Vitality
16 Attunment
25 Strength
20 Dexterity
19 Adaptability
42 Intelligence
12 Faith

Right Hand
Fire Longsword
Bone Staff

Left Hand
Twin Dragon Greatsheild
Cleric's Chime
Binoculars

Armor
Hood Of the Forlorn
Black Hollow Mage Robe
Gauntlets of the Forlorn
Leggings of the Forlorn

Rings
Covetous Serpant Silver Ring
Ring of Restoration
Cholranthy Ring
Ring of Binding

Literally use anything other than the fire longsword. The knights live in a lava castle, fire does no damage.
Fire Longsword is moderately good at the beginning, and I like the moveset more than the Heide knight sword (though Heide sword might be better).
Oh wait, you're level 101?
...
 How does that weapon scale again?

I have no idea what the forlorn set is...
Isn't the Ring of Restoration not worth it? I may be thinking of something else.


Forlorn set scales to how Hollow you are. I like using the ring of restoration because I can just wait instead of using Estus or a soul gem when outside of combat.
I'm guessing the wait isn't very long then. Almost gives me an idea to do a kind of pauper runthrough, the guy who gets killed in like one hit but gets a bunch of buck for killing everything and has the resilience to repeatedly bash themselves against a wall. Maybe part of their backstory involves brain damage...

I don't recall using the Restoration Ring on any of my playthroughs.


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My current setup btw

Level 101

5  Vigor
7  Endurance
7  Vitality
16 Attunment
25 Strength
20 Dexterity
19 Adaptability
42 Intelligence
12 Faith

Right Hand
Fire Longsword
Bone Staff

Left Hand
Twin Dragon Greatsheild
Cleric's Chime
Binoculars

Armor
Hood Of the Forlorn
Black Hollow Mage Robe
Gauntlets of the Forlorn
Leggings of the Forlorn

Rings
Covetous Serpant Silver Ring
Ring of Restoration
Cholranthy Ring
Ring of Binding

Literally use anything other than the fire longsword. The knights live in a lava castle, fire does no damage.
Fire Longsword is moderately good at the beginning, and I like the moveset more than the Heide knight sword (though Heide sword might be better).
Oh wait, you're level 101?
...
 How does that weapon scale again?

I have no idea what the forlorn set is...
Isn't the Ring of Restoration not worth it? I may be thinking of something else.


Forlorn set scales to how Hollow you are. I like using the ring of restoration because I can just wait instead of using Estus or a soul gem when outside of combat.
I'm guessing the wait isn't very long then. Almost gives me an idea to do a kind of pauper runthrough, the guy who gets killed in like one hit but gets a bunch of buck for killing everything and has the resilience to repeatedly bash themselves against a wall. Maybe part of their backstory involves brain damage...

I don't recall using the Restoration Ring on any of my playthroughs.

Nope, the ring is slow as hellfuck. It takes a minute or 2 to heal from half health but i don't mind waiting.
Last Edit: March 09, 2016, 06:19:48 PM by ChaosMetalDragon


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What the actual fuck is wrong with this game? I'm trying to fight this damn Spider boss but this is pure bullshit.
I was watching the heads to make sure it wasnt facing me. I ran to a side of the room where I should have been safe and that shit fired a beam 97 degrees out of the side of it's mouth strait at me. And it dosnt help that the spider's attack animations are terrible and they deal damage the when you'd think the attack is just starting up.

How do you people tolerate this shit?
Last Edit: March 10, 2016, 11:12:35 AM by ChaosMetalDragon


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
What the actual fuck is wrong with this game? I'm trying to fight this damn Spider boss but this is pure bullshit.
I was watching the heads to make sure it wasnt facing me. I ran to a side of the room where I should have been safe and that shit fired a beam 97 degrees out of the side of it's mouth strait at me. And it dosnt help that the spider's attack animations are terrible and they deal damage the when you'd think the attack is just starting up.

How do you people tolerate this shit?

Vicodin


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
What the actual fuck is wrong with this game? I'm trying to fight this damn Spider boss but this is pure bullshit.
I was watching the heads to make sure it wasnt facing me. I ran to a side of the room where I should have been safe and that shit fired a beam 97 degrees out of the side of it's mouth strait at me. And it dosnt help that the spider's attack animations are terrible and they deal damage the when you'd think the attack is just starting up.

How do you people tolerate this shit?

Also that spider has two heads


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Lead dev: Ok so the next boss is the one for teseladora. Do we have any ideas?

Stoner Dev: *huff* OK Duuudes OK Like hear me out right now *huff* like this game right. You know how this game is like a metroidvania game right. *Huff* Ok right so like this one time...like.. I was playing metroid prime right *and there was like this boss that was like 2 spinning flamethrowers right...and dude*huff* ht had like bugs in the room with it righ *huff* and then like later there was like this other boss...and it was like...A spider, maaaan. And I was like 'Woah dude that's like totally awesome maaaaan" *huff* So like I was thinking that this is also like a metroidvania game right. we could like combine the two bosses right. and that would be like twice as awsome maaaan. But then like right...we could replace the flamethrowers man with like *huff* FUCKIN LASER BEAMS MAAAAN...That'd be liek...8 times as awsome man....and like thats like the idea right, man.

Lead dev: That is literaly the least retarded thing that I have ever heard in my life. Lets get to work on it strait away.


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How do you people tolerate this shit?
Well in my games the lasers worked normally. I think DS II's hearing you talk shit and just wants to show you some extra affection.


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Anyone play DS2 on Xbox. Im gonna kill Laser Spider again for the Moonlight Gratsword


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
I think I'm fucking done with Dark Souls 2.
This shit is has very quickly gone from fun to literally unplayable. Not only do I get instantly invaded by bullshit builds every other time I respawn now but the game has made any semblanse of victory by trial and error fucking mute.

Not only can I not do any damage whatsoever to these fucking knights in the iron keep, but every time I go through their placement and tactics change and now it's at the point where as soon as I get through the bell tower I am instantly getting rushed by every fucking Unkillable knight in the area. And it's not like I can farm souls and come beck when i'm stronger because I get invaded bu bullshit spam builds upon every other re spawn and lose all of my souls. How the fuck am I possibly supposed to win this shit?