Zelda Megathread (First Breath of the Wild DLC is out)

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It's not perfect but can you name a better game? I wish the Hard mode was already here so I could start over.


 
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I think the brilliance of BoTW's storytelling is that the game could function without the main narrative. It's the smaller side quests and characters that breath life into the game, and you could very easily just be Link trying to get your memories back or whatever.


 
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It's not perfect but can you name a better game? I wish the Hard mode was already here so I could start over.

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-Dark Souls 2 and 3


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
I think I mainly hate fanboys in general. Though the way Zelda 'fans' have been reacting to some of the negativity is hilariously retarded. Puts me off it a bit. I don't really care if the game is built around something, if it personally annoys me it's going to bring my opinion of the game right down. I don't think it would even be in my top 10 favorite games to be honest.

I don't really think (most) people have a problem with lowered scores and unfavourable opinions, but rather, how they are portrayed. Turkey has brought up several good points about the game's flaws, but it's never got on my nerves. Whereas you just say "it personally annoys me" without any sort of legitimate explanation (not saying that what you're saying annoys me, it's just a for-instance.)

People are okay with a game they like being less-liked by someone else as long as that lowered opinion is earned, I guess.

Breakable weapons personally annoy me because I hate having to stop and change weapons mid combat because my weapon has broken and I need to change. It takes me out of it and causes me to lose enjoyment.

Better?


 
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I think I mainly hate fanboys in general. Though the way Zelda 'fans' have been reacting to some of the negativity is hilariously retarded. Puts me off it a bit. I don't really care if the game is built around something, if it personally annoys me it's going to bring my opinion of the game right down. I don't think it would even be in my top 10 favorite games to be honest.

I don't really think (most) people have a problem with lowered scores and unfavourable opinions, but rather, how they are portrayed. Turkey has brought up several good points about the game's flaws, but it's never got on my nerves. Whereas you just say "it personally annoys me" without any sort of legitimate explanation (not saying that what you're saying annoys me, it's just a for-instance.)

People are okay with a game they like being less-liked by someone else as long as that lowered opinion is earned, I guess.

Breakable weapons personally annoy me because I hate having to stop and change weapons mid combat because my weapon has broken and I need to change. It takes me out of it and causes me to lose enjoyment.

Better?

No, but I lack the ability to show you why. I think it's because your complaint isn't very justified within the context of its use in the game, but I can't be sure.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
It's not perfect but can you name a better game? I wish the Hard mode was already here so I could start over.

For him:

-Dark Souls 2 and 3

If we're going by better made and not personal enjoyment:

MGS1/3
Silent Hill 2
Devil May Cry 3
Dark Souls 1

For personal enjoyment all of the above but throw MGR, Wind Waker and Pokemon Emerald into the mix because I do enjoy playing those more

I dunno where this notion of me sucking of Dark Souls' dick comes from, do I give off that impression? I certainly think DS1 is better than BOTW but DS2 is DEFINETELY not as good and DS3 is a bit of a stretch. I still think BOTW was a really, really good game but I don't love it


 
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If we're going by better made and not personal enjoyment:

MGS1/3
Silent Hill 2
Devil May Cry 3
Dark Souls 1

For personal enjoyment all of the above but throw MGR, Wind Waker and Pokemon Emerald into the mix because I do enjoy playing those more

I assumed Karjala was asking for a better game recently, which is why I said DS2/3.

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I dunno where this notion of me sucking of Dark Souls' dick comes from, do I give off that impression? I certainly think DS1 is better than BOTW but DS2 is DEFINETELY not as good and DS3 is a bit of a stretch. I still think BOTW was a really, really good game but I don't love it

Yeah, I got that impression tbh

Trying to decide what gme I want to play next because it will undoubtedly not be as good as this one. Maybe Zero Dawn, or go back to DS3.

Dark Souls is always the right answer

Trying to decide what gme I want to play next because it will undoubtedly not be as good as this one. Maybe Zero Dawn, or go back to DS3.

Dark Souls is always the right answer

but i actually like ds3 and i don't want to ruin it by following breath of the wild

I immediately went back to DS3 as soon as the end credits finished of BOTW


Enjoyed it more tbh

Again, I don't really have a problem with this or you liking DS more or anything like that, I'm just elaborating on what I was saying earlier.


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It's not perfect but can you name a better game? I wish the Hard mode was already here so I could start over.

Witcher 3


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
If we're going by better made and not personal enjoyment:

MGS1/3
Silent Hill 2
Devil May Cry 3
Dark Souls 1

For personal enjoyment all of the above but throw MGR, Wind Waker and Pokemon Emerald into the mix because I do enjoy playing those more

I assumed Karjala was asking for a better game recently, which is why I said DS2/3.

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I dunno where this notion of me sucking of Dark Souls' dick comes from, do I give off that impression? I certainly think DS1 is better than BOTW but DS2 is DEFINETELY not as good and DS3 is a bit of a stretch. I still think BOTW was a really, really good game but I don't love it

Yeah, I got that impression tbh

Trying to decide what gme I want to play next because it will undoubtedly not be as good as this one. Maybe Zero Dawn, or go back to DS3.

Dark Souls is always the right answer

Trying to decide what gme I want to play next because it will undoubtedly not be as good as this one. Maybe Zero Dawn, or go back to DS3.

Dark Souls is always the right answer

but i actually like ds3 and i don't want to ruin it by following breath of the wild

I immediately went back to DS3 as soon as the end credits finished of BOTW


Enjoyed it more tbh

Again, I don't really have a problem with this or you liking DS more or anything like that, I'm just elaborating on what I was saying earlier.

I'll suck MGS' dick instead

MGS3 is untouchable


 
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If we're going by better made and not personal enjoyment:

MGS1/3
Silent Hill 2
Devil May Cry 3
Dark Souls 1

For personal enjoyment all of the above but throw MGR, Wind Waker and Pokemon Emerald into the mix because I do enjoy playing those more

I assumed Karjala was asking for a better game recently, which is why I said DS2/3.

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I dunno where this notion of me sucking of Dark Souls' dick comes from, do I give off that impression? I certainly think DS1 is better than BOTW but DS2 is DEFINETELY not as good and DS3 is a bit of a stretch. I still think BOTW was a really, really good game but I don't love it

Yeah, I got that impression tbh

Trying to decide what gme I want to play next because it will undoubtedly not be as good as this one. Maybe Zero Dawn, or go back to DS3.

Dark Souls is always the right answer

Trying to decide what gme I want to play next because it will undoubtedly not be as good as this one. Maybe Zero Dawn, or go back to DS3.

Dark Souls is always the right answer

but i actually like ds3 and i don't want to ruin it by following breath of the wild

I immediately went back to DS3 as soon as the end credits finished of BOTW


Enjoyed it more tbh

Again, I don't really have a problem with this or you liking DS more or anything like that, I'm just elaborating on what I was saying earlier.

I'll suck MGS' dick instead

MGS3 is untouchable

yeah mgs3 is near flawless


 
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It's not perfect but can you name a better game? I wish the Hard mode was already here so I could start over.
Witcher 3
any game with pointless sex scenes in it cannot be better than this game

botw is the gatekeeper


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anyone know where you can find the blue dragon hanging out (naydra or somethin like that) ? i need his horns to upgrade my tunic now
climb mt. lanayru

i already tried that, nothing

i already did the spring of wisdom quest, if that matters

She spawns at midnight and dawn at the Lanayru Promenade. Very easy to get her mats.

She's also by Lanayru Bay but it's harder to hit her.

alright cool, i'll try it out next time

i was just chilling at mt lanayru, to no avail


 
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anyone know where you can find the blue dragon hanging out (naydra or somethin like that) ? i need his horns to upgrade my tunic now
climb mt. lanayru

i already tried that, nothing

i already did the spring of wisdom quest, if that matters

She spawns at midnight and dawn at the Lanayru Promenade. Very easy to get her mats.

She's also by Lanayru Bay but it's harder to hit her.

alright cool, i'll try it out next time

i was just chilling at mt lanayru, to no avail

I know the feeling. My last play session had me sitting around, waiting for her to spawn at the top of the mountain around 12:00 AM, getting impatient, starting a fire and waiting until night again, only to repeat.
Don't know if it needs to be spoilered, but... this is regarding other mystical beasts in the game.
It seems a lot less certain she'll appear there than, say, Dinraal or Farosh (Farosh being the easiest to find, Dinraal being the easiest to predict.) Even the guide shows her appearance patters are far less predictable than the other two dragons.
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It's not perfect but can you name a better game?
Starcraft: Brood War


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anyone know where you can find the blue dragon hanging out (naydra or somethin like that) ? i need his horns to upgrade my tunic now
climb mt. lanayru

i already tried that, nothing

i already did the spring of wisdom quest, if that matters

She spawns at midnight and dawn at the Lanayru Promenade. Very easy to get her mats.

She's also by Lanayru Bay but it's harder to hit her.

alright cool, i'll try it out next time

i was just chilling at mt lanayru, to no avail

I know the feeling. My last play session had me sitting around, waiting for her to spawn at the top of the mountain around 12:00 AM, getting impatient, starting a fire and waiting until night again, only to repeat.
Don't know if it needs to be spoilered, but... this is regarding other mystical beasts in the game.
It seems a lot less certain she'll appear there than, say, Dinraal or Farosh (Farosh being the easiest to find, Dinraal being the easiest to predict.) Even the guide shows her appearance patters are far less predictable than the other two dragons.

Dragons will not spawn when you sit at their spawn point. Move down the mountain before the right time. Every one of them shows up every night, to the point that I could routinely grab all three in one night.
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anyone know where you can find the blue dragon hanging out (naydra or somethin like that) ? i need his horns to upgrade my tunic now
climb mt. lanayru

i already tried that, nothing

i already did the spring of wisdom quest, if that matters

She spawns at midnight and dawn at the Lanayru Promenade. Very easy to get her mats.

She's also by Lanayru Bay but it's harder to hit her.

alright cool, i'll try it out next time

i was just chilling at mt lanayru, to no avail

I know the feeling. My last play session had me sitting around, waiting for her to spawn at the top of the mountain around 12:00 AM, getting impatient, starting a fire and waiting until night again, only to repeat.
Don't know if it needs to be spoilered, but... this is regarding other mystical beasts in the game.
It seems a lot less certain she'll appear there than, say, Dinraal or Farosh (Farosh being the easiest to find, Dinraal being the easiest to predict.) Even the guide shows her appearance patters are far less predictable than the other two dragons.

Dragons will not spawn when you sit at their spawn point. Move down the mountain before the right time. Every one of them shows up every night, to the point that I could routinely grab all three in one night.

Yes they will. Farosh will spawn without failr every night from the top of Hylian Bridge tower.

And to clarify, I wasn't waiting at the top of Mount Lanayru, I was waiting at the Lanayru Promenade East Gate, just before the Lynel.


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I do VERY much like that little detail of having a tiny burst of extra stamina when you fall while climbing so you can safely float to the ground for like 2 seconds.


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It's not perfect but can you name a better game? I wish the Hard mode was already here so I could start over.
Witcher 3
any game with pointless sex scenes in it cannot be better than this game

botw is the gatekeeper

They weren't pointless, they were hilarious. Plus they're not required.


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They weren't pointless, they were hilarious. Plus they're not required.

It's impossible to get through Witcher 3 without experiencing a sex scene. The game literally opens with one.


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They weren't pointless, they were hilarious. Plus they're not required.

It's impossible to get through Witcher 3 without experiencing a sex scene. The game literally opens with one.

Nuh uh.


 
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They weren't pointless, they were hilarious. Plus they're not required.
It's impossible to get through Witcher 3 without experiencing a sex scene. The game literally opens with one.
lmao

they understand their demographic i suppose


 
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They weren't pointless, they were hilarious. Plus they're not required.
It's impossible to get through Witcher 3 without experiencing a sex scene. The game literally opens with one.
lmao

they understand their demographic i suppose

i'm no fan of the witcher, but don't you think it's a little childish to throw everything else the game does out the window because of a sex scene? surely a movie you like is guilty of the same crime yet you overlook it there.


 
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I do VERY much like that little detail of having a tiny burst of extra stamina when you fall while climbing so you can safely float to the ground for like 2 seconds.

Also works when climbing. If you jump while your stamina is in the red, you'll jump further and reach for that ledge.


 
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i'm no fan of the witcher, but don't you think it's a little childish to throw everything else the game does out the window because of a sex scene?
is that what i'm doing?

i think i'm just laughing at dietrich's blatant dishonesty there

he says that smut scenes aren't "required," yet he ends up being wrong in the most aggressively obvious way--that's kinda hilarious

either way, the opening scene for a game is important in that it sets the tone, so if the opening scene involves sex, then it's reasonable to assume, as somebody who hates that shit, that it's probably not for me

so even if i were throwing the game under the bus, which i'm not, it would be completely reasonable for me to do so
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surely a movie you like is guilty of the same crime yet you overlook it there.
i don't "overlook" anything, but okay, let's look at my favorite movies

fight club - one quick sex scene done in the most tasteful way imaginable, and another one that's pretty much completely offscreen and played for laughs; inoffensive, clever, perfect

goodfellas - no sex whatsoever except for one implied blowjob, iirc, which is surprising, given the context and setting of the film, plus it's directed by scorsese, who is the king of excess when it comes to big budget drug films

requiem for a dream - while it does contain the infamous "ass to ass" scene, literally all of the sex scenes in this movie are filmed in a way that's meant to be sad, revolting, or horrifying--the ideal way to film a sex scene if you must have any at all

the movie i believe has the highest quality:sex ratio is the wolf of wall street, which, again, what some may interpret as a glorification of debauchery is actually a film that condemns every second of jordan belfort and his cohorts' wild, excessive behavior; it's an indictment, not a manual

i can't think of a movie i like that doesn't have tasteful, off-screen, or non-existing sex scenes


 
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i'm no fan of the witcher, but don't you think it's a little childish to throw everything else the game does out the window because of a sex scene?
is that what i'm doing?

i think i'm just laughing at dietrich's blatant dishonesty there

he says that smut scenes aren't "required," yet he ends up being wrong in the most aggressively obvious way--that's kinda hilarious

either way, the opening scene for a game is important in that it sets the tone, so if the opening scene involves sex, then it's reasonable to assume, as somebody who hates that shit, that it's probably not for me

so even if i were throwing the game under the bus, which i'm not, it would be completely reasonable for me to do so
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surely a movie you like is guilty of the same crime yet you overlook it there.
i don't "overlook" anything, but okay, let's look at my favorite movies

fight club - one quick sex scene done in the most tasteful way imaginable, and another one that's pretty much completely offscreen and played for laughs; inoffensive, clever, perfect

goodfellas - no sex whatsoever except for one implied blowjob, iirc, which is surprising, given the context and setting of the film, plus it's directed by scorsese, who is the king of excess when it comes to big budget drug films

requiem for a dream - while it does contain the infamous "ass to ass" scene, literally all of the sex scenes in this movie are filmed in a way that's meant to be sad, revolting, or horrifying--the ideal way to film a sex scene if you must have any at all

the movie i believe has the highest quality:sex ratio is the wolf of wall street, which, again, what some may interpret as a glorification of debauchery is actually a film that condemns every second of jordan belfort and his cohorts' wild, excessive behavior; it's an indictment, not a manual

i can't think of a movie i like that doesn't have tasteful, off-screen, or non-existing sex scenes

Fair enough, it just seems to me that you're unwilling to even entertain the idea that the Witcher does some things right because of the things it does wrong, but if that isn't the case then carry on, I guess.


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I do VERY much like that little detail of having a tiny burst of extra stamina when you fall while climbing so you can safely float to the ground for like 2 seconds.

Also works when climbing. If you jump while your stamina is in the red, you'll jump further and reach for that ledge.

I usually do that anyway in a last ditch effort to use my last bit of stamina, I had no idea it actually made you jump further.


 
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I do VERY much like that little detail of having a tiny burst of extra stamina when you fall while climbing so you can safely float to the ground for like 2 seconds.

Also works when climbing. If you jump while your stamina is in the red, you'll jump further and reach for that ledge.

I usually do that anyway in a last ditch effort to use my last bit of stamina, I had no idea it actually made you jump further.

Yeah, the game is full of cool little details like that.

For instance, if you kick up a treasure chest while you're not wearing pants, Link will hold his foot in pain.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
I do VERY much like that little detail of having a tiny burst of extra stamina when you fall while climbing so you can safely float to the ground for like 2 seconds.

Also works when climbing. If you jump while your stamina is in the red, you'll jump further and reach for that ledge.

I usually do that anyway in a last ditch effort to use my last bit of stamina, I had no idea it actually made you jump further.

Yeah, the game is full of cool little details like that.

For instance, if you kick up a treasure chest while you're not wearing pants, Link will hold his foot in pain.

I like that


Yeah the game does have loads of cool stuff, I loved it when I found I could survive the cold with a torch


 
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I do VERY much like that little detail of having a tiny burst of extra stamina when you fall while climbing so you can safely float to the ground for like 2 seconds.

Also works when climbing. If you jump while your stamina is in the red, you'll jump further and reach for that ledge.

I usually do that anyway in a last ditch effort to use my last bit of stamina, I had no idea it actually made you jump further.

Yeah, the game is full of cool little details like that.

For instance, if you kick up a treasure chest while you're not wearing pants, Link will hold his foot in pain.

I like that


Yeah the game does have loads of cool stuff, I loved it when I found I could survive the cold with a torch

That's how I got to the Cryonis shrine, lol


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i'm no fan of the witcher, but don't you think it's a little childish to throw everything else the game does out the window because of a sex scene?
is that what i'm doing?

i think i'm just laughing at dietrich's blatant dishonesty there

he says that smut scenes aren't "required," yet he ends up being wrong in the most aggressively obvious way--that's kinda hilarious

either way, the opening scene for a game is important in that it sets the tone, so if the opening scene involves sex, then it's reasonable to assume, as somebody who hates that shit, that it's probably not for me

so even if i were throwing the game under the bus, which i'm not, it would be completely reasonable for me to do so
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surely a movie you like is guilty of the same crime yet you overlook it there.
i don't "overlook" anything, but okay, let's look at my favorite movies

fight club - one quick sex scene done in the most tasteful way imaginable, and another one that's pretty much completely offscreen and played for laughs; inoffensive, clever, perfect

goodfellas - no sex whatsoever except for one implied blowjob, iirc, which is surprising, given the context and setting of the film, plus it's directed by scorsese, who is the king of excess when it comes to big budget drug films

requiem for a dream - while it does contain the infamous "ass to ass" scene, literally all of the sex scenes in this movie are filmed in a way that's meant to be sad, revolting, or horrifying--the ideal way to film a sex scene if you must have any at all

the movie i believe has the highest quality:sex ratio is the wolf of wall street, which, again, what some may interpret as a glorification of debauchery is actually a film that condemns every second of jordan belfort and his cohorts' wild, excessive behavior; it's an indictment, not a manual

i can't think of a movie i like that doesn't have tasteful, off-screen, or non-existing sex scenes

The problem is that Turkey is wrong. The first sex scene is way down the line and you have to choose to do it.

He may be referring to Geralt when he's in the bath tub, but there's no sex to be had.